Happy Birthday Blaze.

'Twas the night🎇 before 4⃣/2⃣0⃣ when all through the trap house🏠
Not a creature was blazing🔥🚬not even a mouse🐭
The bongs💈 were hidden in closets 🚪 with care
In hopes that Snoop Dogg 🐶 would soon be there
The stoners 😮💨💨 were nestled all snug in there beds
While visions of marijuana leaves 🍁🍁🍁🍁 danced 👯 in their heads
And momma in her Baja and I in my bucket hattie🎩
Had just settled our brains😜 for a long april fattie🚬🚬🚬
When out on the lawn🏡 there arose such a clatter💥
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.👀
Away to the window I flew like a flash,⚡️
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon 🌕 on the breast of the new-risen grass🍁🍁🍁
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.👇
When, what to my wondering eyes 👀 should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer 🐴🐴🐴
With a little driver🚗, so lively and odd,
I knew in a moment it must be Snoop Dogg 🐶🐶🐶
More rapid than eagles🐥 his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!💬
"Now Astro Turf! now, Ganja! now, Hash and Mary Jane!
On, Pocket Rocket  ! On, Cupid! on, on Doobie and Blazen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now blaze away! 🔥 Blaze away! 🔥Blaze away all!" 🔥🔥🔥
As burning leaves 🍁🍁🍁 that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.🌇
So up to the house-top the coursers they blew, 💨💨💨
With the bowl full of weed,🍁🍁🍁 and Snoop Dogg too.🐶🐶🐶
And then, in a twinkling, ✨ I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing 🐾of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around, 😏
Down the chimney Snoop Dogg came with a bound.☁️
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.👕👖
A bundle of Weed 🍁🍁🍁 he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.💼
His eyes-how they twinkled!💫🌟✨ his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses🌺, his nose like a cherry!🍒
His droll little mouth👄 was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as black ◼️ as the bowl.
The stump of a bowl💨 he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.🌸
He had a broad face and a little round belly,⚪️
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!🍧
He was stoned and drunk🍻, a right jolly old elf,⛄️
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!😂
A wink of his eye 😉 and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.😱
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, 😎
And filled all the bongs💈, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,👃
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!🏠
He sprang to his sleigh 🚁, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew ✈️✈️✈️like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove🚀 out of sight,
"Happy 4⃣/2⃣0⃣ to all, and to all a good-night"

oh, it's fantasize-about-brutally-slaughtering-drug-users day already?

i need to catch up

can't wait to pick up the dabs

You have a fucked timezone.

EST Master Time

You have a fucked timezone.

EST Master Time

West coast is best coast.

It fucking rhymes.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 20, 2016, 10:59:53 AM

Quote from: Mehtta on April 20, 2016, 10:54:23 AM

You have a fucked timezone.

EST Master Time

West coast is best coast.

It fucking rhymes.

East Coast Beast Coast nigga

Beast =/= best.

Thanks for playing though.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 20, 2016, 11:56:59 AM

Quote from: Ryle on April 20, 2016, 11:55:42 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on April 20, 2016, 10:59:53 AM

Quote from: Mehtta on April 20, 2016, 10:54:23 AM

You have a fucked timezone.

EST Master Time

West coast is best coast.

It fucking rhymes.

East Coast Beast Coast nigga

Beast =/= best.

Thanks for playing though.

cant tame the beast kiddo

have fun with your liberals and coffee enemas tho

What's that? I can't hear you over my republican party.

oh