You do your hair in the morning to look good for the women. You pick your clothes according to what would look nice to them. You do a 100 sets of
bicep curls to get looks from women. Lose weight to get more women. Your friends ask if you wanna hang out at X place, you think to yourself "ehh, i
guess there could be some chicks there". You pick your vacation spot by asking: "how are the women in X country?". You take woman studies at college
for the male:female ratio. You take spanish classes for that hot chick who sits near you. You go to chat rooms to talk to women. You have a
facebook to hook up with women. You fill out a hospital form: Your status? either single/married or divorced, all your life you're either looking for
a chick, found a chick, or cut yourself off from a chick.
Isn't it weird how everything we do is fueled by women?

I don't need to do my hair, yo.

I don't do any of that.

don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.

Now if I go out on a date, that's when I'd do all of those things.

Otherwise, no point.

I see.

Quote from: Officer Nasty Ass on November 06, 2014, 01:15:32 PM

don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.

i feel bad for the first woman who dares to enter that dark jungle

Quote from: Decimator Omega on November 06, 2014, 01:17:18 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty Ass on November 06, 2014, 01:15:32 PM

don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.

i feel bad for the first woman who dares to enter that dark jungle

What if she prefers the dark jungle and has one of her own?

Quote from: True Turquoise on November 06, 2014, 01:19:15 PM

I guess...

But I Don't do my hair for girls

I do it all for the guys, really. Girls have gotten boring. It's all the same cookie cutter personalities.

.....

I didn't mean it like that...

Thats dumb.

Quote from: Decimator Omega on November 06, 2014, 01:20:16 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 01:18:30 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on November 06, 2014, 01:17:18 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty Ass on November 06, 2014, 01:15:32 PM

don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.

Oh come on, I even shave my unmentionables for guys.

Nope. All natural for me. Saving that shit itches and the last time I trimmed I managed to damage my balls to the point where they bled. Couldn't get a hard on for weeks. It was bad.

It itches the first few times you shave. Did you use a disposable razor to shave your balls?

Scissors. It was a bad poke.

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 01:24:16 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on November 06, 2014, 01:20:16 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on November 06, 2014, 01:18:30 PM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on November 06, 2014, 01:17:18 PM

Quote from: Officer Nasty Ass on November 06, 2014, 01:15:32 PM

don't forget that we also shave our nether regions for women (at least i do, not sure about you faggots)

Nope. I don't do that either.

Oh come on, I even shave my unmentionables for guys.

Nope. All natural for me. Saving that shit itches and the last time I trimmed I managed to damage my balls to the point where they bled. Couldn't get a hard on for weeks. It was bad.

It itches the first few times you shave. Did you use a disposable razor to shave your balls?

Scissors. It was a bad poke.

Yeah... um you shouldn't use scissors for that.

women are gross, so no