I honestly don't know what you expected. You are not welcomed here.
It's because of a few things:1) it's from A Series of Unfortunate Events, which upon thinking about it I have realized ranks as among the most "secondclass" properties out there, given your general tastes (the fact that it's a young adult series, especially). Not that the series is that bad, but again, it's a very secondclass property.
2) you just posted multiple giant excerpts. It's cringy, especially since you're claiming that they're oh-so-profound. If you were going to discuss a particular character or aspect of the series, actually discuss it as opposed to just posting giant excerpts