need some help here, I want to attach a fleshlight to it so it can jerk me off while Cortana talks dirty to me on my Windows phone

Continously right click the drive to close and eject?

This is fucking gay shit though.

I want it done automatically.

you could probably do it with a short batch script, but why not just go all out and buy a fuck machine

I'm an economic, and realistic, spender.

Assuming you're running Windows, I gotcha fam. Put this in a .vbs script, attach a fleshlight to the tray, and run the script.

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Set TI = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set CDROM = TI.cdromCollection
if CDROM.Count >= 1 then
do
For i = 0 to CDROM.Count - 1
CDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' CDTRAY
For i = 0 to CDROM.Count - 1
CDROM.Item(i).Eject
Next ' CDTRAY
loop
End If

thanks!

This thread.

That's pretty hot.