If I give a bitch a ride home?

Nah man. Gas is fucking expensive, sex is minimal effort, you're practically giving her a free ride just expecting a quickie.

That's what I'm saying, and that's not even including the wear and tear on my vehicle.

Car parts aren't free.

I opened the door for a girl at IHOP and we banged right there.

These hoes don't understand respect.

Yes, dont fuck dogs.

These hoes don't understand respect.

For real tho, I got other shit to do, you could at least let me hit it one time.

Back in high school I gave a girl a ride to her truck that was parked on the other side of the school. I didn't get sex afterwards wtf man

Hand Job, Oral, Vaginal or Anal?

Any. I just want some form of sexual satisfaction for my efforts.

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 03:05:34 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on May 17, 2016, 02:56:13 PM

Hand Job, Oral, Vaginal or Anal?

Any. I just want some form of sexual satisfaction for my efforts.

I think a hand job is fair. If it's over 20 miles, then a lean-over

I appreciate your honesty. I wish I could make her understand.

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 04:03:36 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on May 17, 2016, 04:01:02 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on May 17, 2016, 03:05:34 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on May 17, 2016, 02:56:13 PM

Hand Job, Oral, Vaginal or Anal?

Any. I just want some form of sexual satisfaction for my efforts.

I think a hand job is fair. If it's over 20 miles, then a lean-over

I appreciate your honesty. I wish I could make her understand.

Also, if it's between cities, bending her over the hood a a rest stop is perfectly acceptable

I feel that, and it's not like she isn't enjoying it either.

If you paid for her no