iOS 9 Sucks Big Meaty Claws

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ios 9 is a thing now?

shit, I'm still on 6


 
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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon


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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen


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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

iOS 9 wasn't supposed to have major changes anyways

you can change the keyboard to how it was before


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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

iOS 9 wasn't supposed to have major changes anyways

you can change the keyboard to how it was before

Then they should've called that shit iOS 8.3 or something


 
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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.


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mfw iOS 9 has given me at least 1 more hour of battery life

im sure the bugs will be ironed out

this shit happens with every iteration of iOS. people coming from older devices upgrade, their shit gets all buggy, and then a few months later after several updates the software is stable on the older devices


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>having an IPhone  and retaining your dignity.

Fucking kek.


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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier


 
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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?


 
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>having an iphone


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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?

iPod


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>having an iphone

I don't have one
And either way, a phone is a phone

Don't be a hater


 
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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?

iPod

What model? As I said, the older the model (As in, say an iPod from 2011/2012) is going to run slower with each new update, as the technology is not as advanced as is required for what is needed to run the operating system as it should be.



 
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Hmm...
What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?

iPod

What model? As I said, the older the model (As in, say an iPod from 2011/2012) is going to run slower with each new update, as the technology is not as advanced as is required for what is needed to run the operating system as it should be.
Apple restricts older phones/iPods so that problem isn't very common (iPhone 3GS goes up to 6.1.6 and the iPhone 4 is topped out at 7.x).


 
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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?

iPod

What model? As I said, the older the model (As in, say an iPod from 2011/2012) is going to run slower with each new update, as the technology is not as advanced as is required for what is needed to run the operating system as it should be.
Apple restricts older phones/iPods so that problem isn't very common (iPhone 3GS goes up to 6.1.6 and the iPhone 4 is topped out at 7.x).

iPhone 4S released in 2011, and is still eligible to be upgraded to iOS 9. While you can do it if you really want to, it's a shitty idea because the technology in the phone is out of date - it's not going to run the system properly, it's going to lag, and likely crash. There are ways to rig it so that it works slightly better, but it would be like buying a Dell Laptop from 2005 and trying to install Windows 8 on it. You may get lucky and have it install, but it won't work as functioned.

Apple only cuts off support for the older devices once it is absolutely impossible for them the run the newest software, and once a huge majority of third-party app developers have abandoned the platform.

Last Edit: September 19, 2015, 11:00:02 PM by Fagcicle


 
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Hmm...
What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?

iPod

What model? As I said, the older the model (As in, say an iPod from 2011/2012) is going to run slower with each new update, as the technology is not as advanced as is required for what is needed to run the operating system as it should be.
Apple restricts older phones/iPods so that problem isn't very common (iPhone 3GS goes up to 6.1.6 and the iPhone 4 is topped out at 7.x).

iPhone 4S released in 2011, and is still eligible to be upgraded to iOS 9. While you can do it if you really want to, it's a shitty idea because the technology in the phone is out of date - it's not going to run the system properly, it's going to lag, and likely crash. There are ways to rig it so that it works slightly better, but it would be like buying a Dell Laptop from 2005 and trying to install Windows 8 on it. You may get lucky and have it install, but it won't work as functioned.

Apple only cuts off support for the older devices once it is absolutely impossible for them the run the newest software, and once a huge majority of third-party app developers have abandoned the platform.
That's a good point, but I'm not really convinced the iPhone 4s is obsolete yet. It's actually pretty damn fast for a 4 year old phone.

And I think you might be forgetting that Apple does remove features that are incompatible with the hardware, and they've done that a bunch in iOS 9 for the 4s. I've not had hands on time with one running iOS 9, but in about a month I'll be getting one and I'll upgrade and see how it handles.


 
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Well these claws aren't just for attracting mates .
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They really should've spent more time on making sure their older products run the latest iOS smoothly, or just not bother making them able to run it at all. It's a pain in the ass when the software is too demanding for the device, and causes major lag and crashes.


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>iOS

there's your problem


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Only complete jackasses are still buying iphones these days


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What's wrong with it? I just downloaded it this afternoon

There's no major change
The keyboard is weird for me
Laggy and buggier
The redesign of the app closing screen

In reference to the major change, iOS9 is the phone equivalent of OS Snow Leopard - it's meant to not redesign, but improve the back end - remove critical bugs, improve speeds and battery life, etc.

Depending on which model phone you have (Especially if it's an older one) - it won't help much though.

It actually made it slower and buggier

What phone do you have?

iPod

What model? As I said, the older the model (As in, say an iPod from 2011/2012) is going to run slower with each new update, as the technology is not as advanced as is required for what is needed to run the operating system as it should be.

2O13 I think
It's the one with the first 5 inch screen


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Only complete jackasses are still buying iphones these days

Don't be a bitch