Interesting Stories

Luke · August 08, 2014, 10:47:46 AM

I almost died when I was like 5 months old.

Jump Into Hell · August 08, 2014, 10:51:39 AM

When I was in kindergarten I was running around the place with my friend when I tripped and the entire weight of my body landed on my left pinky, resulting in a fracture. I can't straighten it now.

In my last year of primary school my friend and I were pulling at this object, I forgot what it was, and I fell down backwards when he released, smashing my wrist into the ground. Broke my wrist and put my left arm out of commission for a few months.

The doctor fucking used a saw to remove the cast when it was over, he lost his footing and almost cleaved my fucking arm clean off.

Long story short, bone related injuries are a bitch.

I_IRONMAN_I · August 08, 2014, 10:52:48 AM

Quote from: o______________o on July 31, 2014, 04:45:51 PM

I'll try to keep this as brief as possible since you guys have short attention spans. When I took out the trash this morning, I did what I usually did: I lazily tossed the garbage bag into the trash can. This morning, I tossed it a little bit too hard and the garbage can tipped over and bumped against a small tree with a skinny trunk. A beehive fell out of the tree and broke on the driveway. An angry swarm of bees filled the air and I ran back into my house and slammed the door.

Meanwhile, my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Since there was no other living thing in sight, the bees attacked him. Since he was closer to the tool shed than he was to his house, he ran right to it and slammed the door shut.

Unfortunately, he was unaware of the new hornet nest that some hornets built on the ceiling of the shed. When he slammed the door shut, the hornet nest fell off the ceiling and crashed onto the floor. He ran out of the shed and made a bee line for the house, screaming bloody murder as the bees and hornets stung him.

Now, the door closest to him was the cellar door, so he took cover in there and slammed the door shut. Unfortunately, there was another bee hive in wine rack, which he disturbed when he slammed the door shut. To make a long story short, he ran out of the cellar amidst the cloud of bees, hornets, and more bees, and he collapsed and got stung to death.

I learned a huge lesson today: bee nice to your neighbors, and don't bumble about when you take out your trash, watch where you are throwing it.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MattyFez · August 08, 2014, 11:16:20 AM

>be me
>be watching TV
>going on a Blackadder marathon
>british television FTW
>I'm up to series four
>Lord Flashheart enters the scene
>allofmykeks.gif
>keep loling softly
>knock on the door
>who dares disturb my shows
>about to unload some serious size 11s into the ass of the visitor
>open door
>little girl scout
>wellfuck.jpg
>tell her she's interfering and to go away
>she says she's selling
>I ask what sort of drugs
>she says cookies
>Imightaswelldothisshit.png
>"how much" I ask her
>the clouds darken
>the birds in the trees stop chirping
>it is quieter than a hummingbird breaking wind
>she looks at me dead in the eyes
>gently opens her mouth and says
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>it was around this time I realised she was three hundred feet tall and from the paleolithic era

Luke · August 08, 2014, 11:28:13 AM

Quote from: MattyFez on August 08, 2014, 11:16:20 AM

>be me
>be watching TV
>going on a Blackadder marathon
>british television FTW
>I'm up to series four
>Lord Flashheart enters the scene
>allofmykeks.gif
>keep loling softly
>knock on the door
>who dares disturb my shows
>about to unload some serious size 11s into the ass of the visitor
>open door
>little girl scout
>wellfuck.jpg
>tell her she's interfering and to go away
>she says she's selling
>I ask what sort of drugs
>she says cookies
>Imightaswelldothisshit.png
>"how much" I ask her
>the clouds darken
>the birds in the trees stop chirping
>it is quieter than a hummingbird breaking wind
>she looks at me dead in the eyes
>gently opens her mouth and says
>"I need about tree fiddy"
>it was around this time I realised she was three hundred feet tall and from the paleolithic era

hue

Novice · August 08, 2014, 11:52:31 AM

Alright, so I was around 8 years old and my mom was driving me home after grocery shopping or something. When we get home it's raining like crazy and when I go to slide the van door closed my hand slips and gets caught in the door. My mom doesn't know what has happened yet and locks the door. My hand is blocking the door from unlocking or some shit. After pressing the unlock button for the hundredth time, it finally unlocks. She opens the door and there's my hand....in one fucking piece, we go to the hospital and the only thing broken was my middle finger so I had to get a cast on it, I couldn't make a fist without flipping everyone off for 3 months straight. ( ._.)

Aether · August 08, 2014, 12:20:33 PM

Once walked about 20 miles with two friends to another friends house, got harassed by some uptight cops on the way there, smoked a bunch of weed and ended up dropping acid randomly when we arrived (dude just happened to be getting some), chilled all night and left early morning, would've had to walk 20 miles back trippin but this wild chick I hadn't seen in like 3 years just randomly happened to be driving by and asked if we needed a ride. She didn't even know it was me at first.
Her friend was driving like a maniac and went down a certain road that was notorious for being very hilly and curvy. All the while I'm in the back seat trying to explain to this girl that I'm balls deep down the rabbit hole and it feels like I'm on a rollercoaster.

Pretty crazy night.

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Super Irish · August 08, 2014, 12:35:51 PM

My earliest memory is of me putting my finger in a mysterious flickering orange thing. I learned the hard way that fire is hot, and painful.

I fractured my wrist after being pushed down a driveway on those little kiddie-cars and hit the pavement when I was 8. The guy who pushed the car was a cousin of my friend, and he never said sorry so as you can I guess I wasn't (and still aren't) pleased.

I used to have a stream in my garden (I say garden...it was more of a field) that led to the ocean where I lived in Ireland, and one day me and my friend who stayed over for the day decided to walk along it to hang out at the beach. When we came back in near-darkness, my friend's parents had been waiting for over an hour and weren't exactly happy. Despite that, I don't remember getting into trouble for it myself with my parents, but I assume they were pissed off with me.

Juuzou · August 08, 2014, 01:03:30 PM

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ABIGCOWPIE · August 08, 2014, 01:16:24 PM

NOT VERY LONG BEFORE I WAS BORN WHEN MY MOM WAS AT THE HOSPITAL I MOVED A LITTLE BIT AND THE DOCTORS LOST MY HEARTBEAT. EVERYBODY WAS WORRIED. I WAS PROBABLY LAUGHING. IT WAS MY FIRST TROLL.

I ONCE GOT MY FINGER STUCK IN A FOLDING CHAIR. IT ALMOST TOOK A HUGE PIECE OF SKIN, BUT THERE WAS A TINY BIT OF SKIN LEFT ON THE SIDES OF IT. SO MUCH BLOOD....

WHEN I WAS REALLY LITTLE I GOT OUT OF BED TO GO TELL MY DAD I WAS TOO SCARED TO SLEEP. HE WAS WATCHING THE RING. I CAN REMEMBER WALKING DOWNSTAIRS AND CRYING AFTERWARD, BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAW.

Ásgeirr · August 08, 2014, 01:18:14 PM

Ive got nothing. Im bad at digging up stuff from my head.

Sprungli · August 08, 2014, 01:30:51 PM

Only one thing when I was about 7; i'd just been royally shrekt in FIFA 07 and everyone was shouting at me, so I kicked a pile of washing.

How the fuck was I supposed to know that there was a hammer underneath?

Broke two toes, over the course of ten years I actually broke 6 toes

Crouton · August 08, 2014, 01:58:06 PM

Quote from: Avatar Korra on July 29, 2014, 01:01:12 PM

Post some interesting stuff that has happened to you.

Its not much of a story, but once I got too close to one of my friends...yeah it got weird.

At 14 as a freshman in high school I was arrested on campus for two felonies:

Computer Crime
Criminal Mischief (in the amount of $17,000)

Both were based on me cracking the local workstation's security that disallowed most actions on the machines in the school, we used this freedom to install Starcraft and Napster on every machine we sat down at. This was in 2000.

Note:

All charges were subsequently dropped and I was allowed back in school the following year. I was later expelled for similar charges at the end of 11th grade (this time no criminal charges just an expulsion for similar accusations.)

Korra · August 08, 2014, 02:24:10 PM

Quote from: Crouton on August 08, 2014, 01:58:06 PM

At 14 as a freshman in high school I was arrested on campus for two felonies:

Computer Crime
Criminal Mischief (in the amount of $17,000)

Both were based on me cracking the local workstation's security that disallowed most actions on the machines in the school, we used this freedom to install Starcraft and Napster on every machine we sat down at. This was in 2000.

Note:

All charges were subsequently dropped and I was allowed back in school the following year. I was later expelled for similar charges at the end of 11th grade (this time no criminal charges just an expulsion for similar accusations.)

Badass nerd.

The Lord Ruler · August 08, 2014, 03:24:12 PM

This was definitely me.

Chakas · August 08, 2014, 05:22:55 PM

When I was little, my uncle used to pick me and my siblings up from school. And one way or another, we ended up coming up with the brilliant idea of taking turns riding in the trunk. Every day, after school, my uncle would say, "Who wants to ride in the trunk?!" and the first one to answer got to. Well Apparently, one time it was my turn, and my uncle somehow managed to lock the trunk and drop the keys in the trunk as he was closing them. So there I was. Locked in the trunk with the keys. No remote, no internal trunk opener, just keys. I was in there for an hour or so while my uncle freaked out. Finally, the fire dept. ended up showing up and hacking the trunk up open with a saw. I came out to a shit-ton of vehicles of all kinds. Reporters, fire trucks, people. I got my ass yelled at by an angry old firefighter, and watched myself on the news after school. I was pretty damn embarrassed. This all happened when I was under 10yo, but I don't remember exactly how old.