Kill that fuckin bird and go back to sleep
And then hump it's dead corpse.
Quote from: Septy on December 07, 2015, 08:39:06 PMKill that fuckin bird and go back to sleepYou look around for the specific bird that chirped, but notice that there are dozens of them singing happily around you. You decide to just shoot one with your crossbow and it falls to the ground. You pick it up and try to sleep, but the bright sun in your eyes doesn't allow you to.Inventory:--Bird carcass--Wooden crossbow (24 bolts)--Leather armor--Waterskin (5/5 full)--Jerky (8 pieces)--73 gold coinsSpoilerThings in spoilers are OOC. Remember that Septy isn't the only one to decide the story, the first person to quote my latest reply is!
Next I head towards the lake
Quote from: Jive Turkey on December 07, 2015, 08:47:02 PMNext I head towards the lakeYou head west, noticing a well-worn path beneath you. The bright sun continues to shine down through the thin canopy, and after a brief ten minute walk, you come to a lake. The lake is huge, and so clear that you can see the lakebed in its depths. A deer drinks from the water on the other side of the lake, and you see that the dirt path turns into a paved cobblestone one on the other side, as well. You see something glimmering on the bottom of the water.
a crustacean from the paleolithic era asks me for tree fiddy
I try to remember the lay of the land.
Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 08:53:45 PMa crustacean from the paleolithic era asks me for tree fiddyYour neurons pulse and fire rapidly as you hallucinate the figure of a small talking crab rising from the depths of the water.
Quote from: SecondClass on December 07, 2015, 08:54:52 PMQuote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 08:53:45 PMa crustacean from the paleolithic era asks me for tree fiddyYour neurons pulse and fire rapidly as you hallucinate the figure of a small talking crab rising from the depths of the water.i refuse to give him tree fiddy
Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 08:58:17 PMQuote from: SecondClass on December 07, 2015, 08:54:52 PMQuote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 08:53:45 PMa crustacean from the paleolithic era asks me for tree fiddyYour neurons pulse and fire rapidly as you hallucinate the figure of a small talking crab rising from the depths of the water.i refuse to give him tree fiddySpoiler[too slow]
I follow the cobblestone road
Quote from: thepanzieman on December 07, 2015, 09:00:27 PMI follow the cobblestone roadYou walk around the giant lake, causing the deer to run off when it sees you. Stepping onto the cobblestone road, you begin trekking out of the woods. You walk for an hour before the trees start to thin out and you're able to spot what looks like an immense plain in the distance. Looking to your side, however, you see a plume of smoke rising up from farther into the forest. The sounds of the birds has halted.
Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 08:58:17 PMi refuse to give him tree fiddyyou instead give him your mixtapeit's so fire he becomes a krusty krab
i refuse to give him tree fiddy
I reset my crossbow and try to investigate.
Quote from: thepanzieman on December 07, 2015, 09:05:47 PMI reset my crossbow and try to investigate.You load another bolt into the crossbow. You now have 23 in your quiver.You turn toward the right and walk into the woods, off the path. The trees are sparse here, and you see plenty of cut stumps in the ground. There are a few firepits on the ground, as well. Eventually, the smell of smoke grows thicker and you come to its source: a large chimney, connected to a modest country home. The grass is overgrown in front of the house, and the place itself looks rather dilapidated. A strong oak door separates the interior of the cabin from the light breezy air outside.
I disarm my crossbow and step to the front door, I knock.
Quote from: thepanzieman on December 07, 2015, 09:11:56 PMI disarm my crossbow and step to the front door, I knock.As soon as you knock, smoke stops rising from the chimney. The air seems to become quieter, and no one opens the door.
Check the door for traps!!!