Spoiler Infinity War reaction and theories

Jono · May 08, 2018, 03:34:02 AM

I took my mom and nephews to watch it on Sunday. After what seemed like 30 minutes of watching previews before the movie, it finally started. My nephews were already done with their snacks by the time the Marvel intro rolled. The audience was a little better than from the first time I watched it. Thank Christ nobody had their babies in this theater.

My nephews were obviously into it, especially the scenes with Spider-Man. One of them thinks Spider-Man is real and wants to go to New York one day and find him. Since they're young(oldest is 8-years old) they found every scene that involved nothing but talking boring.

My mom surprisingly loved it and she's never seen any Marvel movie at all since all she watches is Grey's Anatomy. She knows who Iron Man and Thor is because of the actors but didn't recognize anyone else so I had to explain to her who they were. She was on the edge of her seat towards the end when Thanos was slowly walking towards Vision and everyone was trying to stop him.

"Now I have to see the next one to see what happens!" - My mom

Desty · May 08, 2018, 05:47:45 AM

I miss desty - your mom

Batch · May 08, 2018, 07:44:58 AM

Is your mom cute?

challengerX · May 08, 2018, 08:44:59 AM

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Deleted · May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM

Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

Elai · May 08, 2018, 01:04:48 PM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM

Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

If you cared so much why hadn't you gone to see it yet

Verbatim · May 08, 2018, 01:13:51 PM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM

Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

knowing how it all plays out is more valuable anyway

Deleted · May 08, 2018, 01:39:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 01:04:48 PM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM
Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

If you cared so much why hadn't you gone to see it yet

I'm not made of money. I'm trying to get my laptop fixed.

Elai · May 08, 2018, 01:43:58 PM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 01:39:22 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 01:04:48 PM
Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM
Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

If you cared so much why hadn't you gone to see it yet

I'm not made of money. I'm trying to get my laptop fixed.

Dude it's like 7 bucks for a ticket

Desty · May 08, 2018, 01:47:16 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 01:43:58 PM

Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 01:39:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 01:04:48 PM
Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM
Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

If you cared so much why hadn't you gone to see it yet

I'm not made of money. I'm trying to get my laptop fixed.

Dude it's like 7 bucks for a ticket

double that in sweden

Elai · May 08, 2018, 01:49:59 PM

Quote from: Desty on May 08, 2018, 01:47:16 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 01:43:58 PM
Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 01:39:22 PM
Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 01:04:48 PM
Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM
Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?

If you cared so much why hadn't you gone to see it yet

I'm not made of money. I'm trying to get my laptop fixed.

Dude it's like 7 bucks for a ticket
double that in sweden

15 bucks is still not that much for a film you're going to cry about getting spoiled for you 2 weeks after the fact

Verbatim · May 08, 2018, 01:54:52 PM

i mean it kind of is though

Elai · May 08, 2018, 02:02:15 PM

i mean i'm all for being more convservation with spoilers but at a certain point the statute of limitations passes and you can talk about stuff without being called autistic.

Luciana · May 08, 2018, 02:27:24 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 02:02:15 PM

i mean i'm all for being more convservation with spoilers but at a certain point the statute of limitations passes and you can talk about stuff without being called autistic.

That time has passed

if you don't see it on opening weekend, expect spoilers (that applies to any movie), and it is fair game. I get real life gets in the way, but stop bitching at that point and expect them

Elai · May 08, 2018, 02:31:55 PM

Quote from: Luciana on May 08, 2018, 02:27:24 PM

Quote from: Eli on May 08, 2018, 02:02:15 PM
i mean i'm all for being more convservation with spoilers but at a certain point the statute of limitations passes and you can talk about stuff without being called autistic.
That time has passed

if you don't see it on opening weekend, expect spoilers (that applies to any movie), and it is fair game. I get real life gets in the way, but stop bitching at that point and expect them

that's kind of what i'm saying

personally i stop being overly cautious in public places after the second weekend, but if someone asks me not to talk about it i'm more than happy to oblige.

Elai · May 08, 2018, 02:36:25 PM

Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2018, 08:44:59 AM

For Avatar 2, JC's literally CREATING a new specimen of 3D technology that will be glasses-free but immersive. He wants nothing less than hegemony over the top 5 highest grossing films of all time. You think he's spending his 60s and 70s on 4 new Avatar films on a whim? This man divides his time like an ant does specks of sand. You think he hasn't run every calculation for failure 3x through his brain? He hasn't mapped out victory? Avatar isn't an adaptation. He formed this ENTIRE UNIVERSE in his head. Marvel has 100,000 comic books, a library the size of most businesses for research.

Cameron sits at an advanced desk. He makes the world real. He draws the characters. He then creates NEW technology to create the characters. Finally he creates new 3D tech for us to experience what he imagines, we're freebasing Cameron's imagination uncut.

You think the Russo Brothers, JJ Jewbrams, and Harry Potter, or Jurassic World (lol) can seriously topple Cameron in the next decade? He's transcending film. He has crushed Spielberg and Lucas. This week, he said 2001 lacked balls. He's implying he's better than Kubrick. He's dog whistling to the Hollywood elites: you haven't seen anything yet and "seeing" doesn't begin to describe what Avatar 2 will be like

Marvelqueers lack balls also. Cameron watches Avengers 3 like a sleepy lion watches a bird digging for a worm in his dung. The new Avatars resemble Hiroshima if the explosions contained god-like epiphanies. Alien rain forests edging you into a squirrely supernova. They will each gross $2-3 billion, ending Hollywood/Halloween as we know it.

Nothing is cringer than chubby hipsters at work, /tv/ and school, who posture as if they're first to declare "Avatar is like Avataretarded, how did it make so much money?" These hipsters say the same thing about religions, "they're so retarded how can billions believe in them?"

Would you rather be a cynical hipster, or ride shotgun with JC to the next dimension? The latter

where the fuck do you find this shit lmao

challengerX · May 08, 2018, 02:58:58 PM

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Luciana · May 08, 2018, 07:08:44 PM

Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2018, 02:58:58 PM

Quote from: Shhhhhh on May 08, 2018, 01:13:51 PM
Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM
Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?
knowing how it all plays out is more valuable anyway
They were also gay

yeah, that's why they all died out

no vagine

challengerX · May 08, 2018, 07:20:03 PM

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Luciana · May 08, 2018, 08:17:24 PM

Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2018, 07:20:03 PM

Quote from: Luciana on May 08, 2018, 07:08:44 PM
Quote from: challengerX on May 08, 2018, 02:58:58 PM
Quote from: Shhhhhh on May 08, 2018, 01:13:51 PM
Quote from: Chaos Metal Dragon on May 08, 2018, 12:54:29 PM
Well the fucking autists at my school have spoiled the entire movie for me no less than 3 times today alone. So what's up?
knowing how it all plays out is more valuable anyway
They were also gay
yeah, that's why they all died out

no vagine
JUST LIKE YOU😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i'm not gay like you, no

i'm sorry

Luke · May 09, 2018, 04:39:57 PM

Quote from: Septy on April 28, 2018, 08:03:29 PM

Movie was good but my theater audience was absolute cancer of clapping and shouting and whistling.
Character: *breathes*
*50 people start clapping and hollering*

It annoyed the shit out of me because I couldn’t even hear the movie at times. Girlfriend liked it too.

fucking claps

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 10, 2018, 04:25:52 AM

AVGN predicted the ending: https://youtu.be/1raUvGNbZFg?t=8m57s

Oh and I liked it, but some of the funny parts were timed poorly.

Spoiler

Thor starts having a giggle after being revived, yet the last thing he saw was his brother dying.

It was much better than I expected and I hope they don't pull a Halo 5 with those characters.

Spoiler

inb4 they didn't actually die, they just entered the domain and are now the villains too.

Nick McIntyre · May 11, 2018, 04:56:34 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 10, 2018, 04:25:52 AM

Oh and I liked it, but some of the funny parts were timed poorly.
Spoiler
Thor starts having a giggle after being revived, yet the last thing he saw was his brother dying.

Spoiler

I think the Russos said it was a defense mechanism to suppress his emotions, like how awkward he acted around Rocket when they were talking about what Thor lost. It's understandable I guess.

Also Nando v Movies had a great video about Thor's weapon forging that I think would've been a nice addition, though probably not entirely needed.

YouTube

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Chakas · May 13, 2018, 09:55:32 AM

I want them to make Nebula a core character now.

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eggsalad · May 17, 2018, 01:22:08 PM

There was a manchild behind us in the theatre who laughed like a git at the stupidest things, was the sole clapper, and when Redskull showed up he sounded like his mind had actually been melted exclaiming "Is that REDSKULL?

!?" to the entire theatre.

Dietrich Six · May 17, 2018, 04:15:13 PM

Quote from: eggsalad on May 17, 2018, 01:22:08 PM

There was a manchild behind us in the theatre who laughed like a git at the stupidest things, was the sole clapper, and when Redskull showed up he sounded like his mind had actually been melted exclaiming "Is that REDSKULL?!?" to the entire theatre.

I'm angry just thinking about this