in less than 24 hours i might be a fraternity brother

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 08:49:18 PM

went to my last rush event tonight, now all that's left is for the current brothers to vote me in. if that happens, i'll get a call sometime tomorrow which will inevitably start the initiation process. i'm nervous as fuck

what have you nigs been up to?

clum clum · September 03, 2015, 08:50:50 PM

Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.

Jocephalopod · September 03, 2015, 08:51:10 PM

all you have to do is drink water until you die. it's really no biggie

Lord Starch · September 03, 2015, 08:51:26 PM

Which frat?

Thun · September 03, 2015, 08:52:59 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 03, 2015, 08:51:26 PM

Which frat?

focka locka docka

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:00:24 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 03, 2015, 08:51:26 PM

Which frat?

Phi Delta Theta

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Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:01:21 PM

Quote from: (sic) on September 03, 2015, 08:50:50 PM

Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.

i have never been so stoned that i felt sick lol, what did you use?

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:01:43 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 03, 2015, 09:00:49 PM

LOL why would you pay for friends?

get a load of this guy

Doctor Doom · September 03, 2015, 09:01:53 PM

How unfortunate.

aREALgod · September 03, 2015, 09:02:36 PM

Ambulancin' peeps, transported a lady who was have naked and spread eagle on the gurney through public places.

clum clum · September 03, 2015, 09:10:24 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:01:21 PM

Quote from: (sic) on September 03, 2015, 08:50:50 PM
Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.
i have never been so stoned that i felt sick lol, what did you use?

I'm not sure. I bought weed off this guy. All I know is that it's really fucking damp. Maybe I smoked it too fast, or something, because I started feeling really light-headed and nauseous after I smoked it.

Pippen · September 03, 2015, 09:15:38 PM

I've been roleplaying, you people know I do it.

Good luck mate

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:16:41 PM

Quote from: (sic) on September 03, 2015, 09:10:24 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:01:21 PM
Quote from: (sic) on September 03, 2015, 08:50:50 PM
Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.
i have never been so stoned that i felt sick lol, what did you use?

I'm not sure. I bought weed off this guy. All I know is that it's really fucking damp. Maybe I smoked it too fast, or something, because I started feeling really light-headed and nauseous after I smoked it.

is it sticky? if so you either have some dank bud that you aren't used to, or it's laced with something. do you normally buy weed from this guy?

Alternative Facts · September 03, 2015, 09:16:56 PM

Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:17:45 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on September 03, 2015, 09:02:36 PM

Ambulancin' peeps, transported a lady who was have naked and spread eagle on the gurney through public places.

sounds like a fun time, did you have a go with the lady?

aREALgod · September 03, 2015, 09:18:07 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 03, 2015, 09:00:49 PM

LOL why would you pay for friends?

You're overdue on your monthly friend loan, I'm afraid I can't be your friend anymore

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:19:09 PM

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 03, 2015, 09:16:56 PM

Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.

lol please, i'm not rushing Pike

they got in trouble with my university because of widespread accusations of having pledges shove a carrot up their ass

aREALgod · September 03, 2015, 09:19:14 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:17:45 PM

Quote from: aDUMBgenius on September 03, 2015, 09:02:36 PM
Ambulancin' peeps, transported a lady who was have naked and spread eagle on the gurney through public places.
sounds like a fun time, did you have a go with the lady?

OH GOD fuck no, she was mid 50's, stub covered vag with bilaterally contorted feet plus major skin flaking, rashing, bruising, and discoloration bilaterally to her lower extremities

It's always the ugly ones who go half naked : (

Casper · September 03, 2015, 09:20:25 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:19:09 PM

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 03, 2015, 09:16:56 PM
Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.
lol please, i'm not rushing Pike

they got in trouble with my university because of widespread accusations of having pledges shove a carrot up their ass

Just a carrot? That seems so easy.

Alternative Facts · September 03, 2015, 09:20:45 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:19:09 PM

Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 03, 2015, 09:16:56 PM
Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.
lol please, i'm not rushing Pike

they got in trouble with my university because of widespread accusations of having pledges shove a carrot up their ass

There's no difference.

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:22:02 PM

Quote from: Casper on September 03, 2015, 09:20:25 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:19:09 PM
Quote from: Frigid Farts™ on September 03, 2015, 09:16:56 PM
Prepare your rectum for initiation.

Just remember that it isn't gay unless your balls touch.
lol please, i'm not rushing Pike

they got in trouble with my university because of widespread accusations of having pledges shove a carrot up their ass
Just a carrot? That seems so easy.

that is not an easy feat for your average dudebro and normie

RomanGladiator · September 03, 2015, 09:26:26 PM

YouTube

rC · September 03, 2015, 09:27:20 PM

i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to :'((((

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:28:39 PM

Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:27:20 PM

i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to (((

did you suck their dick?

rC · September 03, 2015, 09:29:06 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:28:39 PM

Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:27:20 PM
i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to (((
did you suck their dick?

no we just got really really high

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:31:00 PM

Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:29:06 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:28:39 PM
Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:27:20 PM
i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to (((
did you suck their dick?
no we just got really really high

oh

that's cool too i guess

rC · September 03, 2015, 09:31:24 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:31:00 PM

Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:29:06 PM
Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:28:39 PM
Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:27:20 PM
i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to (((
did you suck their dick?
no we just got really really high
oh

that's cool too i guess

then i sucked his dog's dick

clum clum · September 03, 2015, 09:35:32 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:16:41 PM

Quote from: (sic) on September 03, 2015, 09:10:24 PM
Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:01:21 PM
Quote from: (sic) on September 03, 2015, 08:50:50 PM
Figuring out what the fuck has been going on with my courses at skool. Right now I'm stoned as fuck (I feel like vomiting) and I can't type coherant sentences.
i have never been so stoned that i felt sick lol, what did you use?

I'm not sure. I bought weed off this guy. All I know is that it's really fucking damp. Maybe I smoked it too fast, or something, because I started feeling really light-headed and nauseous after I smoked it.
is it sticky? if so you either have some dank bud that you aren't used to, or it's laced with something. do you normally buy weed from this guy?

Yeah it's sticky. And no, I don't normally buy from him. I can't get in contact with my normal seller because he dropped his phone down a toilet, lol

Maybe it's just strong, but it's weird, because my normal seller apparently sold me stuff that was way stronger.

Dopameme · September 03, 2015, 09:35:50 PM

Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:31:24 PM

Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:31:00 PM
Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:29:06 PM
Quote from: 🍄Tryptameme🍄 on September 03, 2015, 09:28:39 PM
Quote from: rc on September 03, 2015, 09:27:20 PM
i got invited to a frat at a party at a uni that i dont go to (((
did you suck their dick?
no we just got really really high
oh

that's cool too i guess
then i sucked his dog's dick

was the dog cute af?