Reasons why the Empire actually isn't that bad

 
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper.
Rebel Scrubs.

I. It drove technological development.

II. They don't needlessly kill aliens, despite their humano-centrism.

III. The Empire's government stimulated the economy.

IV. It's actually fairer than the Old Republic.

V. It's more effective than the Old Republic.

VI. The Rebellion is actually quite unpopular.

VII. They gave the Galaxy order.

VIII. Their worst crimes are against terrorists.

IX. Getting rid of the Jedi was positive for the rest of the Galaxy.

X. They were the only reason the Yuuzhan Vong didn't take over the Galaxy.
Last Edit: November 30, 2014, 12:47:38 PM by Meta Cognition


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omg these are such good points


 
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But they were Nazis! IN SPACE!


 
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Daily reminder that the Rebellion are religious fanatics that killed hundreds, possibly thousands of people because they didn't agree with the Empire's political alignment.


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Pretty much. I always feel that factions like the empire and Titanfall's IMC are the more interesting faction when compared to the rebel faction.


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uhhh...

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A bunch of Nazis in space.


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I wish Star Wars was like Continuum. In that show the rebel like faction are terrorists. Their actions are trying to prevent the corporations(Which would be the Empire in this example.) from taking over but the things they do are not on the side of justice. They do kill innocent people or people in their way to get their objectives done or whatever they're trying to do done. In Star Wars it's so black and white. The Empire is seen as this generic evil faction that must be stopped and the Rebels are the generic good guys on the side of justice who do nothing wrong. We never see the Rebels blowing up an Imperial target that ends up killing civilians who are not involved with them. And we never see the Empire doing anything good to help the people or something that implies they are a good thing. They are bascilly being portrayed as the Nazi's.


 
 
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I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
I hate the Rebellion too.

I love destroying them on Hoth in Battlefront with the AT-ATs.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.
We were close to it with Iraq, though.


 
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I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.

Well prior to Disney's colossal fuck up with the EU it had been established that Alderaan was directly responsible for creating the rebel alliance, had been funding them, and were supplying them.


 
 
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I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.

Well prior to Disney's colossal fuck up with the EU it had been established that Alderaan was directly responsible for creating the rebel alliance, had been funding them, and were supplying them.
Oh right, well allahu ackbar it is then.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.

Well prior to Disney's colossal fuck up with the EU it had been established that Alderaan was directly responsible for creating the rebel alliance, had been funding them, and were supplying them.
So Bail Organa isn't the Rebellion's bankroll anymore?


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Um...

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Most of your points are invalidated by the fact that at the start of IV, the Empire was days away from ending the Rebellion, dissolving the Senate, and enforcing tyranny throughout the galaxy with unstoppable power, focused around an extremist theocracy.
Last Edit: November 30, 2014, 04:46:17 PM by EΜ²nΜ²gaΜ²geΜ²dΜ²TΜ²uΜ²rΜ²kΜ²eΜ²y


 
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I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.

Well prior to Disney's colossal fuck up with the EU it had been established that Alderaan was directly responsible for creating the rebel alliance, had been funding them, and were supplying them.
So Bail Organa isn't the Rebellion's bankroll anymore?

Since that was expanded universe stuff no. Alderaan is now completely innocent.


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I love the empire and the rebels sucked shit, but nuking Alderaan is about as easy to justify as nuking Nagasaki.

They were sympathisers and they were hiding the important rebels... ooookaaaaaayyyy buuut we didn't turn Pakistan into a glass crater because Bin Laden was hiding there .-.



Well prior to Disney's colossal fuck up with the EU it had been established that Alderaan was directly responsible for creating the rebel alliance, had been funding them, and were supplying them.
So Bail Organa isn't the Rebellion's bankroll anymore?

Since that was expanded universe stuff no. Alderaan is now completely innocent.
Not entirely, Bail still seems to be playing a key part in the Rebellion... as shown in Star Wars Rebels.


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From the very moment I first saw an Imperial Class Star Destroyer, I knew I would be rooting for those guys.


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No no no. Death to the fucking Empire

Palpatine consolidated his power by launching Purges against his opponents, most notably the Old Republic officers, whom he hadn't been able to seduce to his side. Any officers who held anti-Imperial sentiments were arrested and executed by Admiral Mulleen, under Palpatine's orders. He also ordered the killing of all Jedi, including children at the temple. Later on, the planet of Caamas was devastated and turned into nto a poisoned wasteland from Imperial bombardment

On top of that, the planet of  Kashyyyk was a hub for slavery as all the Wookies were forced into slavery. You also have the Death Star destroying Aldeeran and plans to blow up several more planets, leaving billions dead.


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To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
No no no. Death to the fucking Empire

Palpatine consolidated his power by launching Purges against his opponents, most notably the Old Republic officers, whom he hadn't been able to seduce to his side. Any officers who held anti-Imperial sentiments were arrested and executed by Admiral Mulleen, under Palpatine's orders. He also ordered the killing of all Jedi, including children at the temple. Later on, the planet of Caamas was devastated and turned into nto a poisoned wasteland from Imperial bombardment

On top of that, the planet of  Kashyyyk was a hub for slavery as all the Wookies were forced into slavery. You also have the Death Star destroying Aldeeran and plans to blow up several more planets, leaving billions dead.
True, but Storm Troopers are infinitely cooler than Rebel soldiers.


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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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No no no. Death to the fucking Empire

Palpatine consolidated his power by launching Purges against his opponents, most notably the Old Republic officers, whom he hadn't been able to seduce to his side. Any officers who held anti-Imperial sentiments were arrested and executed by Admiral Mulleen, under Palpatine's orders. He also ordered the killing of all Jedi, including children at the temple. Later on, the planet of Caamas was devastated and turned into nto a poisoned wasteland from Imperial bombardment

On top of that, the planet of  Kashyyyk was a hub for slavery as all the Wookies were forced into slavery. You also have the Death Star destroying Aldeeran and plans to blow up several more planets, leaving billions dead.
True, but Storm Troopers are infinitely cooler than Rebel soldiers.
Then why did they loose?

checkmate imperial scum


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
No no no. Death to the fucking Empire

Palpatine consolidated his power by launching Purges against his opponents, most notably the Old Republic officers, whom he hadn't been able to seduce to his side. Any officers who held anti-Imperial sentiments were arrested and executed by Admiral Mulleen, under Palpatine's orders. He also ordered the killing of all Jedi, including children at the temple. Later on, the planet of Caamas was devastated and turned into nto a poisoned wasteland from Imperial bombardment

On top of that, the planet of  Kashyyyk was a hub for slavery as all the Wookies were forced into slavery. You also have the Death Star destroying Aldeeran and plans to blow up several more planets, leaving billions dead.
True, but Storm Troopers are infinitely cooler than Rebel soldiers.
Then why did they loose?

checkmate imperial scum
Cuz plot armor.


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From the very moment I first saw an Imperial Class Star Destroyer, I knew I would be rooting for those guys.
Damn right, they have the coolest, and most technologically advanced military in any sci-fi series.


Except for the Forerunners, Precursors, 40K marines, Arguably Reapers/ Protheans and so forth.


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From the very moment I first saw an Imperial Class Star Destroyer, I knew I would be rooting for those guys.
Damn right, they have the coolest, and most technologically advanced military in any sci-fi series.


Except for the Forerunners, Precursors, 40K marines, Arguably Reapers/ Protheans and so forth.
I was wondering when a Halo fanboy would show up :)

The Precursors are not as strong as Halo fanboys make them out to be.


-Power to create stars and planets
-Their structures are indestructible for all methods save a halo pulse
-They can fucking bridge planets. Physically. With structures. That you could drive across.
-Create every species in the galaxy
-Are gods in their own right


Hell, the Yuuzhan Vong would fuck the empire up.