If you were to become a serial killer...

MyNameIsCharlie · October 20, 2015, 09:35:25 PM

What type of victim would you pick? What would be your MO? Finally, what would be your calling card be?

Busta Nut · October 20, 2015, 09:36:24 PM

Couldn't I just settle for you, Charlie?

Jim · October 20, 2015, 09:37:35 PM

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Korra · October 20, 2015, 09:38:48 PM

I wouldn't.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 20, 2015, 09:39:19 PM

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LilypadGG · October 20, 2015, 09:40:30 PM

I'd be named after a river. A green one. Up in Washington. I'd get the name by raping said women, and floating them downriver. With rocks in their vagina

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 20, 2015, 09:40:47 PM

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Thun · October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM

inb4 Nexus says weebs

LilypadGG · October 20, 2015, 09:41:47 PM

Get it.

Jim · October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM

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LilypadGG · October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM

Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM

Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Jim · October 20, 2015, 09:46:30 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 20, 2015, 09:50:20 PM

I'm almost certain I'd exclusively target women... unless for some reason I decide to take the "ethnic cleansing" route instead of the "sexual sadist projecting mother issues onto similar women" one since I guess the later is a tad overdone.

Right, so, I guess I'll just like, lynch a bunch of niggers in public parks at night or some shit.

Kernel Kraut · October 21, 2015, 12:59:04 AM

NEETs. Nothing but NEETs

Sandtrap · October 21, 2015, 02:22:32 AM

Well, for starters, if I were to be a serial killer, I'd do two things.

Dodge the fucking motivation to pick specific targets. If you leave a pattern based on your targets, then you leave a footprint.

Second. No fucking calling cards. You want me to be a fucking moron, or a serial killer?

Kiwicake · October 21, 2015, 02:26:17 AM

I'd murder them all with old age, no one would suspect a thing

ExodusMae · October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM

Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.

DAS B00T x2 · October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.

obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

ExodusMae · October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

LilypadGG · October 21, 2015, 12:01:14 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

Jim · October 21, 2015, 12:04:15 PM

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Desty · October 21, 2015, 12:14:47 PM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM

Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

ayy

gats · October 21, 2015, 02:42:19 PM

I can't say

ExodusMae · October 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 21, 2015, 12:01:14 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

Oops, did I offend someone?

Desty · October 21, 2015, 02:58:09 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 21, 2015, 12:01:14 PM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

Oops, did I offend someone?

No, I've noticed that Lilo sometimes types a shit ton of text in her small dislike of w/e

ExodusMae · October 21, 2015, 03:02:28 PM

Quote from: Desty on October 21, 2015, 02:58:09 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 21, 2015, 12:01:14 PM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

Oops, did I offend someone?
No, I've noticed that Lilo sometimes types a shit ton of text in her small dislike of w/e

That's cute. I wish I had that kind of energy.

Desty · October 21, 2015, 03:04:57 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 03:02:28 PM

Quote from: Desty on October 21, 2015, 02:58:09 PM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 21, 2015, 12:01:14 PM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

Oops, did I offend someone?
No, I've noticed that Lilo sometimes types a shit ton of text in her small dislike of w/e

That's cute. I wish I had that kind of energy.

I could be wrong. I'm not Lilo, nor her friend. Just someone who likes the constant flow of insults that are produced by this ultra 1337 c00l person.

Dietrich Six · October 21, 2015, 03:46:54 PM

Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 21, 2015, 12:01:14 PM

Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 06:20:41 AM
Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on October 21, 2015, 05:48:49 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on October 21, 2015, 02:33:13 AM
Quote from: GlitterFairyLilo on October 20, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jim on October 20, 2015, 09:42:56 PM
Quote from: Thunder on October 20, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
inb4 Nexus says weebs
If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target ~~Nexus~~ Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.
obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

You're doing it wrong.

October 21, 2015, 03:49:32 PM

I'd target anyone who uses the words "irregardless", "a whole nother", or "all of the sudden".

MyNameIsCharlie · October 21, 2015, 04:06:23 PM

Quote from: The Ghost That Never Lies on October 21, 2015, 03:49:32 PM

I'd target anyone who uses the words "irregardless", "a whole nother", or "all of the sudden".

Approved. In fact I'm calling for legislation legalizing this and naming you executioner for life