If you were gonna rob a casino...

MyNameIsCharlie · October 02, 2015, 11:52:32 AM

Who would you pick for your heist team?

Only pick people on this forum.

gats · October 02, 2015, 11:54:55 AM

starch and chally
black people have been stealing for years, their experience will come in handy

Jocephalopod · October 02, 2015, 11:55:25 AM

Who here speaks Navajo?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · October 02, 2015, 11:58:39 AM

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Lord Starch · October 02, 2015, 12:00:39 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 02, 2015, 11:54:55 AM

starch and chally
black people have been stealing for years, their experience will come in handy

We'll need some equipment for this robbery. And lots of guns.

gats · October 02, 2015, 12:02:28 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on October 02, 2015, 12:00:39 PM

Quote from: gatsby on October 02, 2015, 11:54:55 AM
starch and chally
black people have been stealing for years, their experience will come in handy
We'll need some equipment for this robbery. And lots of guns.

chally has links with hezbollah he can get us all of that fam

Sandtrap · October 02, 2015, 12:04:25 PM

Kinder because he could block all the bullets.

Kiyo because she could blow up the vault entrance.

Dustin because he could act as a pseudo intellectual high pitched distraction.

Ender · October 02, 2015, 12:05:53 PM

Jives, chally, and das

Azure · October 02, 2015, 12:35:21 PM

I'll just use Tru to seduce them in a maid outfit

Yutaka because he's so boring, they wont notice

LC will just be the guy who looks like he's doing something

October 02, 2015, 12:35:43 PM

Nexus, Jim, and Lemon

Jim · October 02, 2015, 12:38:58 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · October 02, 2015, 12:39:21 PM

Ryle, Jive, Turkey.

Ryle and I are the break in team, Jive does the heavy lifting, and Turkey flies our escape tiltrotor to Zimbabwe.

big sponge · October 02, 2015, 01:04:52 PM

Cheat for leet hacking.

Azure to handle any resistance.

Tru for infiltrating and being the inside man.

Mr. Psychologist · October 02, 2015, 01:07:36 PM

Kinder and Challenger.

Leave kinder in the same room as challenger for about 5 seconds and you'll have the world's biggest distraction going on, then I can just quietly take the money and leave.

Only need to split the money 50/50 afterwards too because a coronary will take care of the third split.

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Ushan · October 02, 2015, 01:33:07 PM

Sandtrap, because he can't die.

Rocketman, to work the bar and be our inside man.

Flee, for in the event we need legal aid.

Tru, for our celebration when we don't need legal aid.

Mr. Psychologist, to manipulate people into doing things for us and helping Tru get over what will inevitably happen during our celebration.

MyNameIsCharlie · October 02, 2015, 02:13:38 PM

Now... I have to ask. How many are gonna pull a Joker and kill off their team?

True Turquoise · October 02, 2015, 02:15:04 PM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 02, 2015, 01:33:07 PM

Sandtrap, because he can't die.

Rocketman, to work the bar and be our inside man.

Flee, for in the event we need legal aid.

Tru, for our celebration when we don't need legal aid.

Mr. Psychologist, to manipulate people into doing things for us and helping Tru get over what will inevitably happen during our celebration.

uwot

Super Irish · October 02, 2015, 02:20:46 PM

DAS because knives.

Any American because guns. (Brute's the only one I know with an AR, so he would do nicely)

BC because fast cars.

Mr. Psy to calm everyone the fuck down and stop them from killing each other or fucking up the heist.

Jono · October 02, 2015, 02:59:38 PM

Jive Turkey to distract everyone with his swoleness

RC to do computer hacking shit

Meta to bore security with history lessons

DAS B00T x2 · October 02, 2015, 03:04:04 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 02:13:38 PM

Now... I have to ask. How many are gonna pull a Joker and kill off their team?

I may or may not have considered pushing Jive out over the Atlantic.
And Ryle if he insists on playing his goddamn furry rave music on the airplane.

Sandtrap · October 02, 2015, 03:07:07 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 02:13:38 PM

Now... I have to ask. How many are gonna pull a Joker and kill off their team?

By default Dustin was just a time delay before he got shot. Kiyo + Explosive vest to get the vault open is pretty self explanetory.

And Kinder?

My lungs are bad. But not that bad. I could steal his cut and simply run away.

Ushan · October 02, 2015, 04:07:11 PM

Quote from: Asura on October 02, 2015, 02:15:04 PM

Quote from: Finger Face on October 02, 2015, 01:33:07 PM
Sandtrap, because he can't die.

Rocketman, to work the bar and be our inside man.

Flee, for in the event we need legal aid.

Tru, for our celebration when we don't need legal aid.

Mr. Psychologist, to manipulate people into doing things for us and helping Tru get over what will inevitably happen during our celebration.
uwot

We're going to sex you hard, mate.

big sponge · October 02, 2015, 04:08:03 PM

For some reason I thought we could only pick three. I might make a new list later.

The Lord Ruler · October 02, 2015, 04:11:52 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 02:13:38 PM

Now... I have to ask. How many are gonna pull a Joker and kill off their team?

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