If You Were Going to be Stuck in a Hospital For 72 Hours

Luis · April 06, 2015, 10:24:40 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:11:59 PM

Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:03:35 PM
Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:02:57 PM
Fuck a nurse

pedo.......OH WAIT!
wut
18 and older is prey

(っ◕‿◕)っ

(っ◕‿◕)っ PENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS (っ◕‿◕)っ

R o c k e t · April 06, 2015, 10:31:31 PM

Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:24:40 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:11:59 PM
Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:03:35 PM
Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:02:57 PM
Fuck a nurse

pedo.......OH WAIT!
wut
18 and older is prey

(っ◕‿◕)っ
(っ◕‿◕)っ PENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS (っ◕‿◕)っ

plz no

Epsira · April 06, 2015, 10:50:34 PM

Quote from: Noëlle on April 06, 2015, 10:18:06 PM

I dunno. My father has been in a hospital for a week now, and will be there even longer.

Why's he in?

CK97 · April 06, 2015, 10:55:00 PM

Mu phone, laptop, and Smash Bros. is all I need

TB · April 06, 2015, 10:56:28 PM

Quote from: CK97 on April 06, 2015, 10:55:00 PM

Mu phone, laptop, and Smash Bros. is all I need

Quote from: Sai on April 06, 2015, 09:40:48 PM

Quote from: Ushan on April 06, 2015, 09:38:25 PM
Buy a few comic books and bring my phone and laptop.

Quote from: TBlocks on April 06, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
Laptop, Phone, and 3DS.

You are not allowed electronics.

Yu · April 06, 2015, 10:58:04 PM

Laptop for three days straight.

Ushan · April 06, 2015, 10:59:20 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:31:31 PM

Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:24:40 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:11:59 PM
Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:09:02 PM
Quote from: Val 'Ketam on April 06, 2015, 10:03:35 PM
Quote from: PedoLuis (っ◕‿◕)っ on April 06, 2015, 10:02:57 PM
Fuck a nurse

pedo.......OH WAIT!
wut
18 and older is prey

(っ◕‿◕)っ
(っ◕‿◕)っ PENETRATE ROCKETMAN'S ANUS (っ◕‿◕)っ

plz no

(っ´°ω°`)っ DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE? (っ´°ω°`)っ

CK97 · April 06, 2015, 11:03:54 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on April 06, 2015, 10:56:28 PM

Quote from: CK97 on April 06, 2015, 10:55:00 PM
Mu phone, laptop, and Smash Bros. is all I need
Quote from: Sai on April 06, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Ushan on April 06, 2015, 09:38:25 PM
Buy a few comic books and bring my phone and laptop.

Quote from: TBlocks on April 06, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
Laptop, Phone, and 3DS.

You are not allowed electronics.

Nah he never said that in the OP so it's irrelevant.

Epsira · April 06, 2015, 11:07:16 PM

Quote from: CK97 on April 06, 2015, 11:03:54 PM

Quote from: TBlocks on April 06, 2015, 10:56:28 PM
Quote from: CK97 on April 06, 2015, 10:55:00 PM
Mu phone, laptop, and Smash Bros. is all I need
Quote from: Sai on April 06, 2015, 09:40:48 PM
Quote from: Ushan on April 06, 2015, 09:38:25 PM
Buy a few comic books and bring my phone and laptop.

Quote from: TBlocks on April 06, 2015, 09:39:25 PM
Laptop, Phone, and 3DS.

You are not allowed electronics.

Nah he never said that in the OP so it's irrelevant.

I am the arbitrator of relevancy in this role play thread.

Sandtrap · April 06, 2015, 11:11:03 PM

If I could acquire a pencil and paper I'd be fine.

Shifts consisting of sleeping and writing. Perhaps followed by doodles on the walls.

Release · April 06, 2015, 11:34:15 PM

Pretend to act batshit insane, get locked up in the cozy room and wait out the coming apocalyspe

Epsira · April 06, 2015, 11:39:23 PM

Quote from: Deathtohappiness on April 06, 2015, 11:34:15 PM

Pretend to act batshit insane, get locked up in the cozy room and wait out the coming apocalyspe

But I won't become a prominent figure for at least another fifteen years.

ExodusMae · April 07, 2015, 03:15:46 AM

I was in hospital for 2 weeks over my HSC (higher school certificate). I didn't do anything.
My whole experience was pretty much as follows:
Got sick, went to hospital really sick, fever of 42 degrees celsius (107.6F), body couldn't function, wore an adult diaper incase I pissed myself, injected with ceftriaxone to help my fever, had an allergic reaction to it, passed out, apparently almost went into cardiac arrest, woke up 2 days later in a different hospital, wanted to talk to my boyfriend at the time, found out he was busy getting drunk at a party, slept for the rest of the day, spoke to him the day after, that was when he dumped me (for no reason), spent the rest of the 2 weeks not only sick and unable to move but connected to a drip 24/7 as I couldn't eat or drink but extremely depressed.

What kind of asshole dumps his girlfriend of 2 years just after she almost died and while she's STILL in hospital. And no, he didn't visit me at all, not even to dump me. Dumped me over Facebook by changing his status and THEN messaging me. :\

Comet · April 07, 2015, 03:19:19 AM

make my escape.

Epsira · April 07, 2015, 03:20:36 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:15:46 AM

I was in hospital for 2 weeks over my HSC (higher school certificate). I didn't do anything.
My whole experience was pretty much as follows:
Got sick, went to hospital really sick, fever of 42 degrees celsius (107.6F), body couldn't function, wore an adult diaper incase I pissed myself, injected with ceftriaxone to help my fever, had an allergic reaction to it, passed out, apparently almost went into cardiac arrest, woke up 2 days later in a different hospital, wanted to talk to my boyfriend at the time, found out he was busy getting drunk at a party, slept for the rest of the day, spoke to him the day after, that was when he dumped me (for no reason), spent the rest of the 2 weeks not only sick and unable to move but connected to a drip 24/7 as I couldn't eat or drink but extremely depressed.

What kind of asshole dumps his girlfriend of 2 years just after she almost died and while she's STILL in hospital. And no, he didn't visit me at all, not even to dump me. Dumped me over Facebook by changing his status and THEN messaging me. :\

Let's set one of his pets on fire.

ExodusMae · April 07, 2015, 03:25:09 AM

Quote from: Sai on April 07, 2015, 03:20:36 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:15:46 AM
I was in hospital for 2 weeks over my HSC (higher school certificate). I didn't do anything.
My whole experience was pretty much as follows:
Got sick, went to hospital really sick, fever of 42 degrees celsius (107.6F), body couldn't function, wore an adult diaper incase I pissed myself, injected with ceftriaxone to help my fever, had an allergic reaction to it, passed out, apparently almost went into cardiac arrest, woke up 2 days later in a different hospital, wanted to talk to my boyfriend at the time, found out he was busy getting drunk at a party, slept for the rest of the day, spoke to him the day after, that was when he dumped me (for no reason), spent the rest of the 2 weeks not only sick and unable to move but connected to a drip 24/7 as I couldn't eat or drink but extremely depressed.

What kind of asshole dumps his girlfriend of 2 years just after she almost died and while she's STILL in hospital. And no, he didn't visit me at all, not even to dump me. Dumped me over Facebook by changing his status and THEN messaging me. :\
Let's set one of his pets on fire.

His bird died shortly after and he came crying to me. He has no pets now.

Bonus photo of my hospital visit. I spent the last 2 days sitting in the sun in the garden because the drip made me so cold I thought I was going to freeze.

EDIT: Yes, the drip stand had little mice on them. It was adorable.

Epsira · April 07, 2015, 03:32:11 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:25:09 AM

Quote from: Sai on April 07, 2015, 03:20:36 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:15:46 AM
I was in hospital for 2 weeks over my HSC (higher school certificate). I didn't do anything.
My whole experience was pretty much as follows:
Got sick, went to hospital really sick, fever of 42 degrees celsius (107.6F), body couldn't function, wore an adult diaper incase I pissed myself, injected with ceftriaxone to help my fever, had an allergic reaction to it, passed out, apparently almost went into cardiac arrest, woke up 2 days later in a different hospital, wanted to talk to my boyfriend at the time, found out he was busy getting drunk at a party, slept for the rest of the day, spoke to him the day after, that was when he dumped me (for no reason), spent the rest of the 2 weeks not only sick and unable to move but connected to a drip 24/7 as I couldn't eat or drink but extremely depressed.

What kind of asshole dumps his girlfriend of 2 years just after she almost died and while she's STILL in hospital. And no, he didn't visit me at all, not even to dump me. Dumped me over Facebook by changing his status and THEN messaging me. :\
Let's set one of his pets on fire.

His bird died shortly after and he came crying to me. He has no pets now.

Bonus photo of my hospital visit. I spent the last 2 days sitting in the sun in the garden because the drip made me so cold I thought I was going to freeze.

It's a good thing you didn't. What does an IV drip feel like?
We could skip right to his parents. I usually like build-up to finales, but sometimes the loud and spontaneous results are most satisfying immediately.

ExodusMae · April 07, 2015, 03:56:24 AM

Quote from: Sai on April 07, 2015, 03:32:11 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:25:09 AM
Quote from: Sai on April 07, 2015, 03:20:36 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:15:46 AM
I was in hospital for 2 weeks over my HSC (higher school certificate). I didn't do anything.
My whole experience was pretty much as follows:
Got sick, went to hospital really sick, fever of 42 degrees celsius (107.6F), body couldn't function, wore an adult diaper incase I pissed myself, injected with ceftriaxone to help my fever, had an allergic reaction to it, passed out, apparently almost went into cardiac arrest, woke up 2 days later in a different hospital, wanted to talk to my boyfriend at the time, found out he was busy getting drunk at a party, slept for the rest of the day, spoke to him the day after, that was when he dumped me (for no reason), spent the rest of the 2 weeks not only sick and unable to move but connected to a drip 24/7 as I couldn't eat or drink but extremely depressed.

What kind of asshole dumps his girlfriend of 2 years just after she almost died and while she's STILL in hospital. And no, he didn't visit me at all, not even to dump me. Dumped me over Facebook by changing his status and THEN messaging me. :\
Let's set one of his pets on fire.

His bird died shortly after and he came crying to me. He has no pets now.

Bonus photo of my hospital visit. I spent the last 2 days sitting in the sun in the garden because the drip made me so cold I thought I was going to freeze.

It's a good thing you didn't. What does an IV drip feel like?
We could skip right to his parents. I usually like build-up to finales, but sometimes the loud and spontaneous results are most satisfying immediately.

I'm pretty sure him finding out that I'm now engaged to Batch has hurt him pretty bad. Haven't heard from him in a long time. xD
An IV drip feels painless. It's a soft plastic tube in your vein. The drip fluids whatever may be are always cold so the cold creeps up your arm through the bloodstream and because I was on it for 2 weeks without much movement at all it managed to chill my whole body.
I was in hospital with Glandular Fever and Tonsillitis.

Elegiac · April 07, 2015, 03:58:58 AM

get rich and buy the hospital

Mat Cauthon · April 07, 2015, 04:02:13 AM

Bring my laptop, watch anime.
I'd probably enjoy it as long as I wasn't in for painful reasons.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · April 07, 2015, 04:09:51 AM

Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.

Elegiac · April 07, 2015, 04:12:53 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on April 07, 2015, 04:09:51 AM

Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.

I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · April 07, 2015, 04:14:31 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 07, 2015, 04:12:53 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on April 07, 2015, 04:09:51 AM
Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick

*draws a red cross on left hand*
close enough...

Elegiac · April 07, 2015, 04:15:23 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on April 07, 2015, 04:14:31 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 07, 2015, 04:12:53 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on April 07, 2015, 04:09:51 AM
Ask the nurse why I have a cast on my dick if there's no bones in it.
Ask the nurse to remove the cast without using hands - as a challenge.
win at life and become president.
I had a girlfriend who bought a kinky nurses outfit and we did a roleplay, it was fucking awesome, I highly recommend you all try it, including you, FatherlyNick
*draws a red cross on left hand*
close enough...

I will do the same as you

Flee · April 07, 2015, 04:16:04 AM

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Elegiac · April 07, 2015, 04:16:44 AM

Quote from: Flee on April 07, 2015, 04:16:04 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:56:24 AM
I'm now engaged to Batch
Woah, looks like I missed something major.

Yeah you're out of the loop big time

Batch · April 07, 2015, 04:18:12 AM

Quote from: Flee on April 07, 2015, 04:16:04 AM

Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:56:24 AM
I'm now engaged to Batch
Woah, looks like I missed something major.

Yeah I proposed to her a couple of months back now

Also

>.>

Damn right we ain't gunna hear from 'him' again...asshole

<.<

I don't like the guy

*sips tea*

Flee · April 07, 2015, 04:22:18 AM

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Batch · April 07, 2015, 04:26:11 AM

Quote from: Flee on April 07, 2015, 04:22:18 AM

Quote from: Batch on April 07, 2015, 04:18:12 AM
Quote from: Flee on April 07, 2015, 04:16:04 AM
Quote from: ExodusMae on April 07, 2015, 03:56:24 AM
I'm now engaged to Batch
Woah, looks like I missed something major.
Yeah I proposed to her a couple of months back now

Also

>.>

Damn right we ain't gunna hear from 'him' again...asshole

<.<

I don't like the guy

*sips tea*
I didn't even know you two knew each other in real life. Congrats!

You really think we'd act like we were a couple for so long? xD
Or maybe you didnt notice, but yeah Ive known Exodus for a long time, and things kinda came together one after the other :3

*sips tea*

Flee · April 07, 2015, 04:36:06 AM

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