If you were a prostitute...

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Get of my lawn
....how much would you charge?


Keep in mind competition, how much you need the money to eat, and what happens to you when your pimp (me) finds put that you have no money.


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$5

I'mma five dollar whore for you guys ;)

$500 elsewhere.


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ayy lmao
5 for a handie
10 for a suckie
20 for a ride


I could also be rented by the hour for just 15 dollars. I'm a good deal.


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The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
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Well I'll take into consideration:
I select my clients, I'm not a street walker after all.
I cater to people with certain tastes....
I don't cater to the vanilla.


A girl like me wouldn't be too common so I wont have much competition.

My prices would range from ?1,000 an hour depending on what the clients poison is.



 
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$250 an hour.
Undersell every escort on backpage while still making enough to support my future alcohol addiction!


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....how much would you charge?


Keep in mind competition, how much you need the money to eat, and what happens to you when your pimp (me) finds put that you have no money.

Don't think I could do it, much respect for them hos


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does this stuff even work?
charge real cheap then kill my clients and steal their cash.


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$50 an hour for vanilla, $100 an hour for more specialized needs, half off if presented with SecondClass Premium Membership Card.


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Crouton is fat.
$50 an hour for vanilla, $100 an hour for more specialized needs, half off if presented with SecondClass Premium Membership Card.

A legitimate masseuse makes more than that


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I would never be a prostitute, so fucking nothing.


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I would never be a prostitute, so fucking nothing.
It's a hypothetical.


 
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Damn it. You took my line.


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$50 an hour for vanilla, $100 an hour for more specialized needs, half off if presented with SecondClass Premium Membership Card.

A legitimate masseuse makes more than that
I'm not a legitimate masseuse. You get what you pay for.


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uhhh...

- korrie
Yeah no.


 
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Get of my lawn
How much do you think Foman pays?


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uhhh...

- korrie
How much do you think Foman pays?
300 thousand dollars...for 1 second.


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How much do you think Foman pays?
300 thousand dollars...for 1 second.
I would do it....


 
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Business is simple. You take the average price that everybody else charges, and you slash it. Not by much, but enough to sway people to go after you instead because things cost less. Better yet, if you could improve quality while still managing to charge a low price, you'd have money coming in over your head faster than the expenses to maintain everything.

So the real question is, what do all the other working gals charge around here?


 
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Business is simple. You take the average price that everybody else charges, and you slash it. Not by much, but enough to sway people to go after you instead because things cost less. Better yet, if you could improve quality while still managing to charge a low price, you'd have money coming in over your head faster than the expenses to maintain everything.

So the real question is, what do all the other working gals charge around here?
Beat 1$
;)


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lol 420 careactres
$69  8)
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Rockets on my X

Business is simple. You take the average price that everybody else charges, and you slash it. Not by much, but enough to sway people to go after you instead because things cost less. Better yet, if you could improve quality while still managing to charge a low price, you'd have money coming in over your head faster than the expenses to maintain everything.

So the real question is, what do all the other working gals charge around here?
Beat 1$
;)

75 Cents.


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God-DAMN it, Loch Ness monster.