If you saw Kim Cardashian and Kanye dangling from a cliff

MyNameIsCharlie · October 10, 2015, 10:01:20 PM

And you could only save one of them...

What kind of beer would you drink, and what flavoring would you have for your popcorn while you waited for them both to slip off?

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 10, 2015, 10:02:20 PM

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The Lord Ruler · October 10, 2015, 10:02:25 PM

id save kanye

dont want to leave their kid parentless and kanye does seem like a great dad

Ásgeirr · October 10, 2015, 10:02:50 PM

ew beer

Alternative Facts · October 10, 2015, 10:04:43 PM

I mean, is she pregnant?

If so, I guess I'll save her for the baby.

Assassin 11D7 · October 10, 2015, 10:05:45 PM

I'd tell them that's what they get for not lifting.

Cheat · October 10, 2015, 10:11:00 PM

I could probably get some sort of reward for saving their lives, so I wouldn't let them fall to their death.

Mmmmm Napalm · October 10, 2015, 10:23:23 PM

Quote from: Cheat on October 10, 2015, 10:11:00 PM

I could probably get some sort of reward for saving their lives, so I wouldn't let them fall to their death.

Use the money to hire a hitman and have them killed.

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · October 10, 2015, 10:25:26 PM

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Nexus · October 10, 2015, 10:32:35 PM

I would save them. They are people and making bad music or being snobby isn't a crime.

Ushan · October 10, 2015, 10:38:04 PM

I'd save them both because I wnt money.

Girl of Mystery · October 10, 2015, 10:40:25 PM

Kardashian

BaconShelf · October 11, 2015, 02:27:02 AM

#Kanye2020

Jono · October 11, 2015, 02:32:16 AM

Kanye because I can't stand any of the Whoredashians. The world was a better place before that family got famous.

Busta Nut · October 11, 2015, 03:19:40 AM

I would being none of these things because I'd never be put into such a situation.

Cindy · October 11, 2015, 03:38:45 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 10, 2015, 10:32:35 PM

I would save them. They are people and making bad music or being snobby isn't a crime.

>Kanye West
>Bad music

Literally memes

Nexus · October 11, 2015, 03:42:22 AM

Quote from: Cindo on October 11, 2015, 03:38:45 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 10, 2015, 10:32:35 PM
I would save them. They are people and making bad music or being snobby isn't a crime.
>Kanye West
>Bad music

Literally memes

Kill yourself.

Onion · October 11, 2015, 04:10:37 AM

Kanye is a treasure to society.

challengerX · October 11, 2015, 04:54:29 AM

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Doctor Doom · October 11, 2015, 04:59:07 AM

I'd save Cardashian's ass.

Desty · October 11, 2015, 05:02:54 AM

I really like Blankina

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · October 11, 2015, 06:20:58 AM

Loaf · October 11, 2015, 06:27:44 AM

Huh. I thought that I would see everyone saying they would just let them fall.

I guess I am gonna be the one to say that I would let them both fall. I would drink great lakes oktoberfest or dortmunder, depending on the season. I fucking hate both of these people, I wouldn't care if Kim is pregnant either.

I would also like to add that I thought Desty said "I like bauhaus", but he said I like Blankina. So I guess I'm gonna also say that I like bauhaus because bauhaus is fucking awesome.

Luis · October 11, 2015, 06:46:43 AM

Id save kanye tbh

Zonda · October 11, 2015, 06:48:51 AM

Quote from: Cheat on October 10, 2015, 10:11:00 PM

I could probably get some sort of reward for saving their lives, so I wouldn't let them fall to their death.

Classic Cheat, only thinking of the Shekels.

Luis · October 11, 2015, 07:31:28 AM

Quote from: Zonda on October 11, 2015, 06:48:51 AM

Quote from: Cheat on October 10, 2015, 10:11:00 PM
I could probably get some sort of reward for saving their lives, so I wouldn't let them fall to their death.
Classic Cheat, only thinking of the Shekels.

Like every jew

Kitsune 狐 · October 11, 2015, 07:35:24 AM

I would stomp on their hands. I would have done the world a favor.

Zonda · October 11, 2015, 07:50:40 AM

Quote from: Scary Kits on October 11, 2015, 07:35:24 AM

I would stomp on their hands. I would have done the world a favor.

Absolute madman!

Mr. Psychologist · October 11, 2015, 08:18:14 AM

Kanye.

He might be egotistical beyond belief but he's not a bad guy. All the hateboners that the newspapers seem to have for him from time to time are pretty unjustified/self fulfilling prophecies.

Protip: If you are lurking outside someone's house at three in the morning with a camera, I don't think the person you are stalking is going to greet you pleasantly when you call out mockingly at him.

Infact it's a credit to him that he didn't just kill the little gobshite and bury him in his garden.

Mat Cauthon · October 11, 2015, 08:22:54 AM

Kanye, he's so far up his own ass that I'd probably get a reward for just saving him.