One of my many skills

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Is calming down people that are having mental breakdowns

Edible paranoia, bad lsd trips, ecstasy overdose, roid rage, sucidal thoughts, schizophrenic episodes. I've helped people deal with them all, and I'm really good at it


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Maybe you should be a the rapist


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yeah right


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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it


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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it
not surprising, considering the types of people you hang around with

just let this really insignificant thing that's not nearly as concrete as you think it is boost your ego though, and all will be well


 
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become Mythic..
I'm going to say the only reason you have been able to calm down roid rage is from personal experience.


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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it
not surprising, considering the types of people you hang around with

just let this really insignificant thing that's not nearly as concrete as you think it is boost your ego though, and all will be well
jealousy is an ugly trait class


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I'm jealous of like ender or kitsune or thunder

not this faggot lmao


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I'm jealous of like ender or kitsune or thunder

not this faggot lmao
that's exactly what a jealous person would say


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if I can admit I'm jealous of people I would just say I'm jealous of jive

but I'm not, I just hate him and what he represents


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if I can admit I'm jealous of people I would just say I'm jealous of jive

but I'm not, I just hate him and what he represents
that's just a cover up for how painfully jealous you are


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why would I be jealous of a Gaston expy


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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it
not surprising, considering the types of people you hang around with

just let this really insignificant thing that's not nearly as concrete as you think it is boost your ego though, and all will be well
I hangout with a wide variety of people. Unlike you who only has heroin junkies and TV characters for companionship


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I'm going to say the only reason you have been able to calm down roid rage is from personal experience.
Testosterone doesn't make you roid rage lmao


 
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dracula can eat my whole ass!
i like jive, id have a drink with him


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i like jive, id have a drink with him
Thanks man I like you too :)


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it
not surprising, considering the types of people you hang around with

just let this really insignificant thing that's not nearly as concrete as you think it is boost your ego though, and all will be well
I hangout with a wide variety of people. Unlike you who only has heroin junkies and TV characters for companionship
I have plenty of friends irl, but I don't constantly bring it up as some measure of worth like you do


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>Someone who uses dangerous drugs giving you life advice

>nope.jpg


 
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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it
not surprising, considering the types of people you hang around with

just let this really insignificant thing that's not nearly as concrete as you think it is boost your ego though, and all will be well
I hangout with a wide variety of people. Unlike you who only has heroin junkies and TV characters for companionship
I have plenty of friends irl, but I don't constantly bring it up as some measure of worth like you do

tbh you bring it up just as much as he does

i seem to recall you making a thread like "my friend is walking 4 hours to my house to hangout -- i have such loyal friends" or something to that effect


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I just realized I don't have any friends

I mean, there are schoolmates, old schoolmates, people I know online, and people in MMA, but nobody who I can really call "friend".


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>Someone who uses dangerous drugs giving you life advice

>nope.jpg
Dangerous how? What kind of drugs is he using? What's so dangerous about them? Do you know or is it the "drugs are bad because my mom said so" mentality?


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>Someone who uses dangerous drugs giving you life advice

>nope.jpg
Dangerous how? What kind of drugs is he using? What's so dangerous about them? Do you know or is it the "drugs are bad because my mom said so" mentality?
He said he uses coke regularly.


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>Someone who uses dangerous drugs giving you life advice

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Dangerous how? What kind of drugs is he using? What's so dangerous about them? Do you know or is it the "drugs are bad because my mom said so" mentality?
He said he uses coke regularly.
Lol no brah, I did a key bump once in my entire life, I don't mess with coke


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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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yeah right
ive been told by multiple people that I'm the only one who's ever been able to calm them down / snap them out of it
not surprising, considering the types of people you hang around with

just let this really insignificant thing that's not nearly as concrete as you think it is boost your ego though, and all will be well
I hangout with a wide variety of people. Unlike you who only has heroin junkies and TV characters for companionship
I have plenty of friends irl, but I don't constantly bring it up as some measure of worth like you do

tbh you bring it up just as much as he does

i seem to recall you making a thread like "my friend is walking 4 hours to my house to hangout -- i have such loyal friends" or something to that effect
post literally any thread other than that, because I rarely bring up my personal life on this site

not to mention the point of that thread was to show how idiotic he was being, not "loyal"


 
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I'm jealous of like ender or kitsune or thunder

not this faggot lmao
why


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you're a 16 year old girl