If you like "Hero" by Nickelback, you're pretty much awful

Lemy the Lizerd · January 08, 2015, 01:30:55 AM

You've got shitty fucking taste, like we're talking even worse than Tblocks or Class. Seriously, this isn't even guilty pleasure buttrock, it's just shitty buttrock.

People who like Nickelback have small dicks. We can reach this conclusion scientifically, because, like all buttrock, Nickelback try to portray themselves as both tough guys and sensitive souls at the same time. This, as one might expect, backfires, and just makes the band (and anyone who likes them) look like a colossal fucking faggot.

Do you listen to Nickelback? Do you have a small dick?

If your answer to the first question doesn't match your answer to the the second, you're lying to yourself.

Elegiac · January 08, 2015, 01:31:42 AM

ditto linkin park and the killers and arcade fire

Korra · January 08, 2015, 01:32:07 AM

Forgive me Odin, for I have Nickleback'd.

Elegiac · January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM

and kings of leon

Nexus · January 08, 2015, 01:35:33 AM

Lemy the Lizerd · January 08, 2015, 01:36:54 AM

Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM

and kings of leon

And My Chemical Romance

Nexus · January 08, 2015, 01:38:00 AM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:36:54 AM

Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM
and kings of leon
And My Chemical Romance

Theory of a Deadman.

Azumarill · January 08, 2015, 01:40:42 AM

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

Wizard · January 08, 2015, 01:42:54 AM

Nope and nope

Lemy the Lizerd · January 08, 2015, 01:45:03 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 08, 2015, 01:40:42 AM

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

SMALL DICK ALERT

SMALL DICK ALERT

EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THE SMALL DICK FAGGOT

Wizard · January 08, 2015, 01:45:49 AM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:45:03 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 08, 2015, 01:40:42 AM
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
SMALL DICK ALERT

SMALL DICK ALERT

EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THE SMALL DICK FAGGOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Azumarill · January 08, 2015, 01:46:05 AM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:45:03 AM

Quote from: Azumarill on January 08, 2015, 01:40:42 AM
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
SMALL DICK ALERT

SMALL DICK ALERT

EVERYBODY LAUGH AT THE SMALL DICK FAGGOT

niceee

Solonoid · January 08, 2015, 01:52:48 AM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:36:54 AM

Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM
and kings of leon
And My Chemical Romance

Jive Turkey · January 08, 2015, 01:54:17 AM

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?

Jive Turkey · January 08, 2015, 01:54:45 AM

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since god knows when

Nick McIntyre · January 08, 2015, 01:55:29 AM

I listened to one Nickleback song in high school. They've been on my "Do Not Listen' list since.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · January 08, 2015, 11:17:33 AM

this thread needs to be seen

DAS B00T x2 · January 08, 2015, 11:25:24 AM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:36:54 AM

Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM
and kings of leon
And My Chemical Romance

But... but... I actually like welcome to the black parade

Aether · January 08, 2015, 11:26:47 AM

Isn't there a petition to have them banned from playing in London?

Naru · January 08, 2015, 11:28:04 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 08, 2015, 11:25:24 AM

Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:36:54 AM
Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM
and kings of leon
And My Chemical Romance
But... but... I actually like welcome to the black parade

This info means you're a nigger now

DAS B00T x2 · January 08, 2015, 11:28:31 AM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on January 08, 2015, 11:28:04 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on January 08, 2015, 11:25:24 AM
Quote from: Lemy the Lizerd on January 08, 2015, 01:36:54 AM
Quote from: Kitsunebi on January 08, 2015, 01:34:45 AM
and kings of leon
And My Chemical Romance
But... but... I actually like welcome to the black parade
This info means you're a nigger now

I DEFY THEE, HEART MAN!

Kinder Graham · January 08, 2015, 11:29:47 AM

I seriously don't understand the Nickleback hate. Obviously there's better bands than them but they're not untalented

DAS B00T x2 · January 08, 2015, 11:30:29 AM

Quote from: Kinder Graham on January 08, 2015, 11:29:47 AM

but they're not untalented

Bruh

Holy fuck bruh

I had more talent when I was 14.

Ender · January 08, 2015, 11:34:27 AM

YouTube

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Verbatim · January 08, 2015, 11:35:10 AM

hey

hey OP

hey

everyone already knows that nickelback sucks
if the choir is singing the right song, you shouldn't be preaching to it

Lemy the Lizerd · January 08, 2015, 11:36:38 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on January 08, 2015, 11:35:10 AM

hey

hey OP

hey

everyone already knows that nickelback sucks
if the choir is singing the right song, you shouldn't be preaching to it

from what I understand, Ark was getting shit for not liking it in the Plug

But then the plug is cancerous anyway

Verbatim · January 08, 2015, 11:37:34 AM

they were probably being ironic