If you have a girlfriend...

Jono · August 07, 2015, 04:22:58 AM

Tell her this: "Voy a comer culo."

It means "You're the most beautiful girl ever" in spanish.

Mat Cauthon · August 07, 2015, 04:25:57 AM

Jono · August 07, 2015, 04:28:30 AM

Quote from: Byrne on August 07, 2015, 04:25:57 AM

I'm just helping out my fellow members here how to speak properly to their lady.

challengerX · August 07, 2015, 04:31:09 AM

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gats · August 07, 2015, 04:32:16 AM

yeah tell your girl qatal nefsich
it totally doesn't mean kill yourself in arabic

Jono · August 07, 2015, 04:32:47 AM

Quote from: guts on August 07, 2015, 04:32:16 AM

yeah tell your girl qatal nefsich
it totally doesn't mean kill yourself in arabic

Who the fuck needs to learn arabic when Mexicans will rule the world?

Jono · August 07, 2015, 04:33:16 AM

Quote from: challengerX on August 07, 2015, 04:31:09 AM

Tell her "Eres una puta"

It means "You're a whore"

hijo de puta madre

Desty · August 07, 2015, 04:34:55 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 07, 2015, 04:33:16 AM

Quote from: challengerX on August 07, 2015, 04:31:09 AM
Tell her "Eres una puta"

It means "You're a whore"
hijo de puta madre

Son of a whore mother

What?

gats · August 07, 2015, 04:35:27 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 07, 2015, 04:32:47 AM

Quote from: guts on August 07, 2015, 04:32:16 AM
yeah tell your girl qatal nefsich
it totally doesn't mean kill yourself in arabic
Who the fuck needs to learn arabic when Mexicans will rule the world?

lol

BaconShelf · August 07, 2015, 04:36:59 AM

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If you have a girlfriend...

Well, I'm out.

Jono · August 07, 2015, 04:38:37 AM

Quote from: Mr. Orange on August 07, 2015, 04:34:55 AM

Quote from: Jono on August 07, 2015, 04:33:16 AM
Quote from: challengerX on August 07, 2015, 04:31:09 AM
Tell her "Eres una puta"

It means "You're a whore"
hijo de puta madre
Son of a whore mother

What?

Eres un idiota

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · August 07, 2015, 05:57:51 AM

Why do you think that every gf of a floodian speaks spanish?

Rinev · August 07, 2015, 06:01:03 AM

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If you have a girlfriend...

What's a girlfriend?

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · August 07, 2015, 06:39:36 AM

Quote from: Rinev on August 07, 2015, 06:01:03 AM

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If you have a girlfriend...
What's a girlfriend?

Its that large wardrobe with arms that raped you in the shower at the gym.

Elegiac · August 07, 2015, 06:43:16 AM

gootsby will say it to one of his one night stands :/

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Rinev · August 07, 2015, 07:45:55 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on August 07, 2015, 06:39:36 AM

Quote from: Rinev on August 07, 2015, 06:01:03 AM
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If you have a girlfriend...
What's a girlfriend?
Its that large wardrobe with arms that raped you in the shower at the gym.

I don't go to the gym.

The Hån · August 07, 2015, 10:14:14 AM

>dated Hispanic girl
>didn't say that.

it prolly could've saved the relationship.....and stuff.

DAS B00T x2 · August 07, 2015, 10:17:15 AM

Quote from: The Hån on August 07, 2015, 10:14:14 AM

>dated Hispanic girl

Well there's your first problem.

Mr. Psychologist · August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM

OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ

The Waifu Master · August 07, 2015, 10:22:36 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM

OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ

I've got a love penis.

Mr. Psychologist · August 07, 2015, 10:23:26 AM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:22:36 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM
OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ
I've got a love penis.

google translate pls go

Elegiac · August 07, 2015, 10:23:45 AM

Quote from: Rinev on August 07, 2015, 07:45:55 AM

I don't go to the gym.

Good man. Only chumps pay to exercise lol

The Waifu Master · August 07, 2015, 10:24:06 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:23:26 AM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:22:36 AM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM
OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ
I've got a love penis.
google translate pls go

but I don't speak slanty eye'd cockroach.

Ásgeirr · August 07, 2015, 10:24:32 AM

Girl of Mystery · August 07, 2015, 10:25:18 AM

A girlfriend? What do you think I am, some kind of normie?

Mr. Psychologist · August 07, 2015, 10:31:40 AM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:24:06 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:23:26 AM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:22:36 AM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM
OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ
I've got a love penis.
google translate pls go
but I don't speak slanty eye'd cockroach.

git gud then

The Waifu Master · August 07, 2015, 10:33:34 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:31:40 AM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:24:06 AM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:23:26 AM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:22:36 AM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM
OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ
I've got a love penis.
google translate pls go
but I don't speak slanty eye'd cockroach.
git gud then

why would i want to

DAS B00T x2 · August 07, 2015, 10:34:14 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM

OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ

There are words that I cannot hear without being triggered into violent flashbacks to a select few H scenes in Koihime Musou.

You just said two of them.

I will find you, and I will Liam Neeson you.

Mr. Psychologist · August 07, 2015, 10:53:02 AM

Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:33:34 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:31:40 AM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:24:06 AM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:23:26 AM
Quote from: The Waifu Master on August 07, 2015, 10:22:36 AM
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on August 07, 2015, 10:21:32 AM
OP is telling lies, you must say this to them
おれはおちんちんがだいすきなんだ
I've got a love penis.
google translate pls go
but I don't speak slanty eye'd cockroach.
git gud then
why would i want to

2Ds don't speak english