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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...


 
 
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<.<
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>


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I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand


 
 
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<.<
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
what

It's alive when you eat it? That's soooooo fvcking metal!


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian


 
 
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<.<
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Last Edit: March 09, 2015, 05:16:57 PM by Mr Psychologist


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Link borked, hold on.

Take a look.
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

So it's like two-legged goat?


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.


 
 
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<.<

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

So it's like two-legged goat?
Yes <.<

Long Pork was the first euphemism for it that I heard, so it's the one I use. Lol.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

So it's like two-legged goat?
Yes <.<

Long Pork was the first euphemism for it that I heard, so it's the one I use. Lol.
Humans are animals, you shitty vegetarian.


 
 
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<.<
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<
we're animals


 
 
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<.<

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism

So it's like two-legged goat?
Yes <.<

Long Pork was the first euphemism for it that I heard, so it's the one I use. Lol.
Humans are animals, you shitty vegetarian.
Only speaking technically >.>


 
 
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I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<
we're animals
I do know this ._.

It really kills the joke when I have to explain it, to a yank is one thing but to have to for a fellow bonger kills me inside.


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A flower which blooms on the battlefield
I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
I do not understand

I'd love to see a drunk Mr Psy.
Unfortunately for you (And fortunately for me) this will never happen.
I could change that

No thanks <.<
Oh come on.
How's a nice veal... er... um... eggplant marsala and a bottle of Concorde sound?
Sounds haram <_<

Now if that were long pork liver with some broad beans and a chianti, I might be tempted.
What kind of fucking vegetarian are you?
One that doesn't eat animals <.<
But pork liver...
I would not eat.

Long pork liver on the other hand >.>
But that's meat
Only in a literal sense.

I don't eat things that originate with the death of an animal. Long pork doesn't necessitate this <.<
Stop trying to justify being a shitty vegetardian

Okay the link doesn't work how I want it to so you have to do this the hard way :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Search 'Long Pork' and tell me what you get.
Long pork is human flesh you halfwit.
That would be the joke <.<

The thing I said originally was
'Long Pork Liver with some Broad Beans and a chianti.'
Broad beans = Fava Beans for yanks.

And as I also said, I don't eat products that originate from the demise of animals, humans are a different matter <.<
we're animals
I do know this ._.

It really kills the joke when I have to explain it, to a yank is one thing but to have to for a fellow bonger kills me inside.
Fuck you I'm tired


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Wouldn't stories end with 'then I died by dehydration'?


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Wouldn't stories end with 'then I died by dehydration'?
What the fuck do you think we're putting in drinks? MDMA?


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Wouldn't stories end with 'then I died by dehydration'?
Well no, because you'd be dead.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.
Most of my worst stories start off "So I was drinking a few beers" so I dont drink that much anymore.


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Wouldn't stories end with 'then I died by dehydration'?
What the fuck do you think we're putting in drinks? MDMA?


No. Just basic biology. 3 days without water equals death.


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Wouldn't stories end with 'then I died by dehydration'?
Well no, because you'd be dead.


Trudat.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Kill yourself if you DO drink, you fucking cunt.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
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Kill yourself if you DO drink, you fucking cunt.
do you get off on being this edgy or something?