If you don't drink beer then you're a fuckin pussy

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:12:11 PM

Take a look at yourself, are you really a fuckin man? If you don't even drink beer and you think it tastes bad, then you're a mere child. What do children do? They Bitch and complain about stuff that's too complicated for their underdeveloped bodies to handle. Beer is a fine drink and if you don't really drink beer then you're a fuckin pussy. I drink like a beer a day, guinness or the local brew, great lakes, because I'm a man.

Assassin 11D7 · September 12, 2015, 12:13:57 PM

Turkey · September 12, 2015, 12:16:21 PM

Quote from: Assassin 11D7 on September 12, 2015, 12:13:57 PM

Literally bottled Mexican piss.

True Turquoise · September 12, 2015, 12:16:25 PM

I don't like beer...

Then again, I wont say I'm a man, I get drunk on like two glasses/bottles/whatever lol

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:21:14 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on September 12, 2015, 12:16:25 PM

I don't like beer...

Then again, I wont say I'm a man, I get drunk on like two glasses/bottles/whatever lol

That's okay true, you're the only acception. I feel buzzed off of like one beer, but since I have been drinking like one a day I have stopped feeling as much of a buzz. I wonder if drinking one a day is too much.

clum clum · September 12, 2015, 12:26:55 PM

Beer is absolutely fucking disgusting. The only exception is craft beers. Drinking piss with 0.00000001% alcohol content does not make you a man. Also, I can't even get drunk off beer.

I prefer Whiskey, Jagermeister and anything stronger.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 12, 2015, 12:27:56 PM

oh... well... i dont drink beer but i like whiskey and vodka

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:29:22 PM

Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:26:55 PM

Beer is absolutely fucking disgusting. The only exception is craft beers. Drinking piss with 0.00000001% alcohol content does not make you a man. Also, I can't even get drunk off beer.

I prefer Whiskey, Jagermeister and anything stronger.

I only drink craft beers...

clum clum · September 12, 2015, 12:30:47 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:29:22 PM

Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
Beer is absolutely fucking disgusting. The only exception is craft beers. Drinking piss with 0.00000001% alcohol content does not make you a man. Also, I can't even get drunk off beer.

I prefer Whiskey, Jagermeister and anything stronger.
I only drink craft beers...

I never have drunk craft beer before because they only sell Budweiser and other macrobrews here. I hear it is delicious, though.

However, I cannot get drunk off beer.

It takes me 8 shots to start feeling anything close to drunk. That's a disadvantage with being a giant, I suppose.

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:32:51 PM

Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:30:47 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
Beer is absolutely fucking disgusting. The only exception is craft beers. Drinking piss with 0.00000001% alcohol content does not make you a man. Also, I can't even get drunk off beer.

I prefer Whiskey, Jagermeister and anything stronger.
I only drink craft beers...

I never have drunk craft beer before because they only sell Budweiser and other macrobrews here. I hear it is delicious, though.

However, I cannot get drunk off beer.

It takes me 8 shots to start feeling anything close to drunk. That's a disadvantage with being a giant, I suppose.

Wow if you just drink alcohol to get drunk then you're being fucking stupid. I'm not saying that you are stupid, but shit nigga, what are you doing.

Lord Starch · September 12, 2015, 12:33:33 PM

Tried it and hated it. When I get drunk it's always off of hard liquor. Whiskey, vodka, or gin. Never fails.

clum clum · September 12, 2015, 12:34:45 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:32:51 PM

Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:30:47 PM
Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:29:22 PM
Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:26:55 PM
Beer is absolutely fucking disgusting. The only exception is craft beers. Drinking piss with 0.00000001% alcohol content does not make you a man. Also, I can't even get drunk off beer.

I prefer Whiskey, Jagermeister and anything stronger.
I only drink craft beers...

I never have drunk craft beer before because they only sell Budweiser and other macrobrews here. I hear it is delicious, though.

However, I cannot get drunk off beer.

It takes me 8 shots to start feeling anything close to drunk. That's a disadvantage with being a giant, I suppose.
Wow if you just drink alcohol to get drunk then you're being fucking stupid. I'm not saying that you are stupid, but shit nigga, what are you doing.

I prefer drinking flavoured water when I'm not trying to get drunk.

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:37:08 PM

Hmm. You know I just drank a 12oz guinness draught and I do feel slightly buzzed.

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:37:31 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 12, 2015, 12:33:33 PM

Tried it and hated it. When I get drunk it's always off of hard liquor. Whiskey, vodka, or gin. Never fails.

I swear to god, why do people drink to get drunk?

clum clum · September 12, 2015, 12:44:10 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:37:08 PM

Hmm. You know I just drank a 12oz guinness draught and I do feel slightly buzzed.

Know what's strange? I'm Irish and I have never had a pint of Guinness before.

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:46:36 PM

Quote from: intredasting on September 12, 2015, 12:44:10 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:37:08 PM
Hmm. You know I just drank a 12oz guinness draught and I do feel slightly buzzed.

Know what's strange? I'm Irish and I have never had a pint of Guinness before.

lol I imagine your profile picture when you say that. intradesting.

Verbatim · September 12, 2015, 12:49:05 PM

If you drink alcohol, you're a stupid fucking cunt.

I'll take being a "fuckin pussy" over that any day.

R o c k e t · September 12, 2015, 12:50:08 PM

>loaf
>calling others a pussy

LOOOOOOOOL

Verbatim · September 12, 2015, 12:50:36 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:37:31 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 12, 2015, 12:33:33 PM
Tried it and hated it. When I get drunk it's always off of hard liquor. Whiskey, vodka, or gin. Never fails.
I swear to god, why do people drink to get drunk?

Because that is the purpose of drinking alcohol.

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 12:59:43 PM

Quote from: Fuddy-duddy on September 12, 2015, 12:50:36 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:37:31 PM
Quote from: Lord Starch on September 12, 2015, 12:33:33 PM
Tried it and hated it. When I get drunk it's always off of hard liquor. Whiskey, vodka, or gin. Never fails.
I swear to god, why do people drink to get drunk?
Because that is the purpose of drinking alcohol.

Actually the purpose for drinking alcohol like wine and beer is to appreciate the flavor. I don't know what people are so disrespectful of my taste for certain drinks. You can't be so closed minded that you only accept your own world view.

You have obviously never heard of beer or wine tastings.

Sandtrap · September 12, 2015, 01:01:51 PM

Real men don't use crutches.

Verbatim · September 12, 2015, 01:02:16 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:59:43 PM

Actually the purpose for drinking alcohol like wine and beer is to appreciate the flavor.

that's only if you're a woman in her 50-60s

or a dyke

True Turquoise · September 12, 2015, 01:03:09 PM

dyke is such an absurd word

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 01:07:53 PM

Quote from: ⁭⁭⁭⁭ on September 12, 2015, 01:01:51 PM

Real men don't use crutches.

It's not a crutch if you don't drink to get drunk and just drink to appreciate the flavor like me. No one here seems to be sophisticated enough to appreciate fine alcohols. I just have a hunch that everyone here that's saying alcohol is only for getting drunk didn't have responsible sophisticated parents who introduced them to fine drinks. Has anyone here even heard of beer and wine tastings? They're not hard to find at all.

Lord Starch · September 12, 2015, 01:22:56 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:37:31 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 12, 2015, 12:33:33 PM
Tried it and hated it. When I get drunk it's always off of hard liquor. Whiskey, vodka, or gin. Never fails.
I swear to god, why do people drink to get drunk?

I can't speak for others, but personally I think alcohol tastes terrible, but I like the effects. When I drink, nine times out of ten I'm about to go hard with my friends. Like I will tonight. 😉

Loaf · September 12, 2015, 01:23:45 PM

Quote from: Lord Starch on September 12, 2015, 01:22:56 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 12:37:31 PM
Quote from: Lord Starch on September 12, 2015, 12:33:33 PM
Tried it and hated it. When I get drunk it's always off of hard liquor. Whiskey, vodka, or gin. Never fails.
I swear to god, why do people drink to get drunk?
I can't speak for others, but personally I think alcohol tastes terrible, but I like the effects. When I drink, nine times out of ten I'm about to go hard with my friends. Like I will tonight. 😉

Alcohol just makes me feel dizzy and makes my head feel weird.

Turkey · September 12, 2015, 01:25:34 PM

This thread is cute.

Sandtrap · September 12, 2015, 01:30:02 PM

Quote from: Loaf on September 12, 2015, 01:07:53 PM

Quote from: ⁭⁭⁭⁭ on September 12, 2015, 01:01:51 PM
Real men don't use crutches.
It's not a crutch if you don't drink to get drunk and just drink to appreciate the flavor like me. No one here seems to be sophisticated enough to appreciate fine alcohols. I just have a hunch that everyone here that's saying alcohol is only for getting drunk didn't have responsible sophisticated parents who introduced them to fine drinks. Has anyone here even heard of beer and wine tastings? They're not hard to find at all.

>sophisticated crutches

CK97 · September 12, 2015, 01:39:55 PM

Wine > beer

Luciana · September 12, 2015, 01:59:32 PM

I drank fireball too much to the point where looking at it makes me wanna throw up again

beer is horrible. Makes you fat as fuck too

so yeah, giant pussy here