Quote from: challengerX on June 02, 2016, 07:07:02 PMQuote from: SecondClass on June 02, 2016, 07:05:14 PMluckySecondASS walks into a barThe bartender says what'll you have"Have? It is not a question of what I'll have, but what I'll have the misfortune of using to drown my sorrows in and escape the brutal and harsh reality of this cold and unforgiving existence we force on each other"nahsecondclass walks into a bar with a glum look on his face, and deeply sighsBartender says, "Say no more, Carson--I know exactly what you need tonight!""What? No you don't. What fucking right do you have to assume what I want? Maybe I just came in here to sit down. You don't fucking know me. Maybe mind your own fucking business, you goddamn idiot. Now get me an appletini."
Quote from: SecondClass on June 02, 2016, 07:05:14 PMluckySecondASS walks into a barThe bartender says what'll you have"Have? It is not a question of what I'll have, but what I'll have the misfortune of using to drown my sorrows in and escape the brutal and harsh reality of this cold and unforgiving existence we force on each other"
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Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 02, 2016, 07:14:15 PMVerb walks into a barThe bartender says what'll you haveVerb says My whole life is just cold bitter hatred...that was p weak, i expected more from you
Verb walks into a barThe bartender says what'll you haveVerb says My whole life is just cold bitter hatred...
Verbatim walks into a bar and immediately starts condescending to anyone with an alcoholic beverage then proceeds to call his mom to come pick him up as he weeps softly into the stuffed animal that is his best and only friend.