Which member would you raise a baby with?

R o c k e t | Mythic Smash Master
 
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I neither fear, nor despise.
I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh

So you are basically every girl's "girlfriend"


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Rocket would teach that child good Christian values.


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Rocket would teach that child good Christian values.

Nah he went the way of the heathens.

I would, though.


 
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I am objectively the best choice.

- Dependable
- Honest
- Patient (with children, at least)
- Good morals
- I would never hurt a child
- I would never touch a child (many here would)
- I would never come home from work drunk
- I would never be drunk in general
- I know exactly what kids should watch/do/play
- Protective, but not to the point of smothering or spoiling

so yeah if your choice isn't me you're basically wrong tbh
So you are basically every girl's "girlfriend"
not far off base, considering most of my offline friends happen to be female


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Anyone as long as they dont mess with the kid >.>


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I think I could get a very sexual thrill from adopting a baby with Charlie, cheating on him, and revealing it right as we go to adopt another one.

why does this seem familiar

... No idea


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I go Charlie easily.

Dude loves his kid(s). Great father.


 
 
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I'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.

A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.

;-;7


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I go Charlie easily.

Dude loves his kid(s). Great father.

Thanks man. I'm not often that sincere on here, but this truly makes me smile. I try my hardest and keep them as priority number 1 in any decision


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Cadenza.
Did I mention that being a bad father is the only thing in life i'm scared of? I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I wasn't the best man our children could have.


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does this stuff even work?
You, OP


our baby would grow up to be a coochie slayer


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I neither fear, nor despise.
Rocket would teach that child good Christian values.

Nah he went the way of the heathens.

I would, though.

wat


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*sips toilet*
Whichever one gives me cancer faster. I ain't takin care of no baby.


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Azure

I know for a fact that one is skilled at being motherly and responsible.

Cute


I'd like to think Psy would make for a good parent, even if he's very prude and Azure I suppose, despite her tendencies.

Rude


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Vien 'Quitonm#1598 is my discord
Rocketman is decent enough to breed with.


 
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Azure

I know for a fact that one is skilled at being motherly and responsible.

Cute
just honest


 
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I'd make babies with Felicia


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Honestly, I don't see anyone here being a responsible parent. Like at all. All the parents I've seen here and back on bungle have some major personality issues. Plus this place is like mostly men.


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None of you.


 
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I'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.

A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.

;-;7
You be Shirō, I be Mengele?


 
 
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I'm 50/50 on choosing someone who'd be a good parent or someone who would go along with psychological experimentation on the child.

A little unrelated but it reminds me of a psychology 'experiment' a few years ago where two married psychs adopted a chimpanzee as a newborn because the mother rejected it. They raised it and aside from a few expected issues, it all worked fine. The problem came about when the meatbags made a little meatbag and the chimp got pissy, given that they have quite a bit of strength and some sharp bloody teeth - the heartless bastards sent it off to a sanctuary to protect their little meatbag.

;-;7
You be Shirō, I be Mengele?
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Not like I know anyone here.