If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...

 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
Women aren't even capable of love.
The autism here is so strong it's ridiculous.
Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 08:26:32 PM by SecondClass


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Bullshit, My wife proves that's bullshit. she's a god damn defence attorney. If anything I'm getting the free ride.
Have fun getting shit on in court when she decides to take the kids and herself away.
So love isn't a benefit? Someone to fall back on when the world takes a shit on your plate? that's not a benefit?
Women aren't even capable of love. Someone to fall back on? More like someone to make sure you feel like a worthless piece of shit until you start working again.
keep telling yourself that, your delusions will make sure you never enjoy life.
I'm actually incredibly happy, thank you.
I don't know why you need women to keep you happy, but I'm pretty sure that makes you brainwashed.

I've officially come to the conclusion that you're just a really, really sad person.
Y'all are the sad ones. My prophet is a happy man.


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I've officially come to the conclusion that you're just a really, really sad person.
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Your cola eyes are ruining my buzz.
Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 08:28:25 PM by The Waifu God


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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
>girls used to ogle at him
>too awkward to take advantage of that
>no friends

bbs finding a good place to anchor this rope


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.


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I've officially come to the conclusion that you're just a really, really sad person.


Your cola eyes are ruining my buzz.
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.
pssh, whatever.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.


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lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
>Implying I'm not
>And Implying that, at least some people knowing the truth is a bad thing

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Last Edit: October 18, 2014, 08:42:12 PM by The Waifu God


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.
pssh, whatever.
Are you kidding me, not like waif wouldnt ravage mi bum but throwing you in the mix as well...
id be in a damn wheelchair for the rest of my life


 
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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
I think we all know their minds are so clouded by the Devil's lies that they can't imagine otherwise. Don't fall to his plans.


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lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
I think we all know their minds are so clouded by the Devil's lies that they can't imagine otherwise. Don't fall to his plans.
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Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.
pssh, whatever.
Are you kidding me, not like waif wouldnt ravage mi bum but throwing you in the mix as well...
id be in a damn wheelchair for the rest of my life
It'd keep you out of the army >.>


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Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.
pssh, whatever.
Are you kidding me, not like waif wouldnt ravage mi bum but throwing you in the mix as well...
id be in a damn wheelchair for the rest of my life
It'd keep you out of the army >.>

hue


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.
lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
I think we all know their minds are so clouded by the Devil's lies that they can't imagine otherwise. Don't fall to his plans.
I̠̣͇̰͠
̬̺̮a̹̼̥̰ͅm̪̺͞
͉̖̺͙̱t̛͚h͚͖͇̜̰͈͞e̩̬̻
̶̟͚o̝̩̥nl͓̟͈̺ͅy̼͇͎͙̟͎
̘̬̤̦̞͖̠g͙̯̮o̫͈̪͎̖͔̣d҉̜̫
̶̻͔̙h͏̼̱͉̙e̱̳̞̼̙͓͈͜r̟̠̩͕̺e͓̪̬̘͕͔̮
Reported for blasphemy against the God Emperor. Have fun with the Inquisition.


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Oh well I guess I'm a loser then


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lol @ taking weeaboos srsly.

cmon guys. We all know they're just pretending to be edgy/have their minds controlled by Satan.
The sad part is, some weeaboos really are like that.
I think we all know their minds are so clouded by the Devil's lies that they can't imagine otherwise. Don't fall to his plans.
I̠̣͇̰͠
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̶̟͚o̝̩̥nl͓̟͈̺ͅy̼͇͎͙̟͎
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Reported for blasphemy against the God Emperor. Have fun with the Inquisition.

You seem to forget that they're on my side.


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"flaming nipple chops"-Your host, the man they call Ghost.

To say, 'nothing is true', is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say, 'everything is permitted', is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

You seem to forget that they're on my side.
Your blasphemy of their image has been notified. They will deal with you soon enough.

git rekt sckrub


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.

Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.
It won't change reality.
keep being a cynical punt Waifu.
It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.
It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?

Spoiler
I'm not a woman ;)
so gay
you can come too.
pass, he said.
pssh, whatever.
Are you kidding me, not like waif wouldnt ravage mi bum but throwing you in the mix as well...
id be in a damn wheelchair for the rest of my life
It'd keep you out of the army >.>
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I win?


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
You're probably right.

I don't think I'll ever get mine.




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