Who wants to bet on whether or not I'll get my first kiss AND get laid in the month left till my birthday?
I've had a few kisses
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 17, 2014, 10:33:27 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:32:15 PMQuote from: Lord Ruler on October 17, 2014, 10:29:16 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:27:56 PMThis thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.What's your point?Kissing is nothing to boast of.Getting a lasting marriage is something I'd rather boast of."Hey guys, I got some whore who only likes me and sticks around because I support her financially! Isn't that great?!"Getting duped is nothing to boast about.>implying married people are all duped
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:32:15 PMQuote from: Lord Ruler on October 17, 2014, 10:29:16 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:27:56 PMThis thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.What's your point?Kissing is nothing to boast of.Getting a lasting marriage is something I'd rather boast of."Hey guys, I got some whore who only likes me and sticks around because I support her financially! Isn't that great?!"Getting duped is nothing to boast about.
Quote from: Lord Ruler on October 17, 2014, 10:29:16 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:27:56 PMThis thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.What's your point?Kissing is nothing to boast of.Getting a lasting marriage is something I'd rather boast of.
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:27:56 PMThis thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.What's your point?
This thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.
*finishes crying**sees thread again**kills self*
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:27:56 PMThis thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.You'll still die alone after your wife leaves you and takes half your stuff.
Because there is no "Right person".They're all terrible.
Quote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:50:06 PMQuote from: The Waifu God on October 17, 2014, 10:33:27 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:32:15 PMQuote from: Lord Ruler on October 17, 2014, 10:29:16 PMQuote from: Rocketman287 on October 17, 2014, 10:27:56 PMThis thread again?*sighs*You can kiss 100 girls and end up dying alone.Get married for several years, THEN boast about it.You can get married 100 times and end up dying alone.What's your point?Kissing is nothing to boast of.Getting a lasting marriage is something I'd rather boast of."Hey guys, I got some whore who only likes me and sticks around because I support her financially! Isn't that great?!"Getting duped is nothing to boast about.>implying married people are all dupedI'm not implying it, I'm saying it outright.
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 17, 2014, 10:35:07 PM Because there is no "Right person".They're all terrible. Your shitty attitude is the REASON there is no "right person." acting like a cynical punt will make people not like you.
the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.It won't change reality.
Quote from: SecondClass on October 17, 2014, 10:13:24 PMQuote from: kush mcgush on October 17, 2014, 10:12:06 PMSpoilerMichelle was the worst part of that show.There were good parts to that show?OT: Yeah, even I've been kissed before. I recommend avoiding it if you can. 3DPD isn't something to get involved with.
Quote from: kush mcgush on October 17, 2014, 10:12:06 PMSpoilerMichelle was the worst part of that show.
Spoiler
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 18, 2014, 06:08:20 PM Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.It won't change reality. keep being a cynical punt Waifu.It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.
But mommy always kissed on my cheek before i went to bed
Quote from: Mega Sceptile on October 18, 2014, 07:49:33 PMQuote from: The Waifu God on October 18, 2014, 06:08:20 PM Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.It won't change reality. keep being a cynical punt Waifu.It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
Quote from: The Waifu God on October 18, 2014, 08:16:25 PMQuote from: Mega Sceptile on October 18, 2014, 07:49:33 PMQuote from: The Waifu God on October 18, 2014, 06:08:20 PM Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.It won't change reality. keep being a cynical punt Waifu.It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy. hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?SpoilerI'm not a woman
I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.
I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.
I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy.
Bullshit, My wife proves that's bullshit. she's a god damn defence attorney. If anything I'm getting the free ride.
So love isn't a benefit? Someone to fall back on when the world takes a shit on your plate? that's not a benefit?
keep telling yourself that, your delusions will make sure you never enjoy life.
I'm actually incredibly happy, thank you.I don't know why you need women to keep you happy, but I'm pretty sure that makes you brainwashed.
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on October 18, 2014, 08:19:14 PMQuote from: The Waifu God on October 18, 2014, 08:16:25 PMQuote from: Mega Sceptile on October 18, 2014, 07:49:33 PMQuote from: The Waifu God on October 18, 2014, 06:08:20 PM Keep avoiding the truth all you want, scept.It won't change reality. keep being a cynical punt Waifu.It won't change the fact that no one likes a cynical punt, and is the reason you can't meet that special someone.I can't tell if you honestly don't get why there are no good women on this earth or not.It's not my fault that all women only want you for a free ride through life.I'm not saying I can't find anybody who wants me. I'm saying there is nobody who would actually benefit me.I do not want a woman, plain and simple. Nobody should actually want to have a relationship with a woman, because it's just not healthy. hey, hey you, yeah you, guess what?SpoilerI'm not a woman so gay
If you're 18 and haven't even kissed a girl/guy yet...
