If there's so few valyrian steel swords left

Tyger · June 23, 2016, 02:56:27 PM

Why does every motherfucker on the show have one

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · June 23, 2016, 02:58:48 PM

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MyNameIsCharlie · June 23, 2016, 02:59:47 PM

Everyone used to have them. Then Obam-I mean the mad king took all of them because they were scary looking and had a semi-automatic swing action. After several high profile mass swordings, he was able to do it

Tyger · June 23, 2016, 03:00:29 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on June 23, 2016, 02:59:47 PM

Everyone used to have them. Then Obam-I mean the mad king took all of them because they were scary looking and had a semi-automatic swing action. After several high profile mass swordings, he was able to do it

ban assault swords

Desty · June 23, 2016, 03:03:07 PM

There are like 200 of them, and like, 70 royal families top

Tyger · June 23, 2016, 03:12:28 PM

Quote from: Desty on June 23, 2016, 03:03:07 PM

There are like 200 of them, and like, 70 royal families top

cool shut up now

BaconShelf · June 23, 2016, 03:14:58 PM

In the show there's

-Ice, Ned Stark's sword and ancestral sword of House Stark
-Longclaw, Jeor Mormont's sword ancestral sword of House Mormont, later given to Jon
-Heartsbane, ancestral sword of House Tarly
-Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail, two swords forged for House Lannister after Ice was melted down. Oathkeeper is Jaime/ Brienne's sword and Widow's Wail was Joffrey's and now presumably Tommen's.

That's three individual swords. In the books, there's 3 more plus a couple daggers and whatnot that are more common. So yeah, not common at all. The only count we have is 227 Valyrian swords and a bunch of those's fates are unknown. 227 swords on a continent the size of South America.

Tyger · June 23, 2016, 03:16:15 PM

Quote from: BaconShelf on June 23, 2016, 03:14:58 PM

In the show there's

-Ice, Ned Stark's sword and ancestral sword of House Stark
-Longclaw, Jeor Mormont's sword ancestral sword of House Mormont, later given to Jon
-Heartsbane, ancestral sword of House Tarly
-Oathkeeper and Widow's Wail, two swords forged for House Lannister after Ice was melted down. Oathkeeper is Jaime/ Brienne's sword and Widow's Wail was Joffrey's and now presumably Tommen's.

That's three individual swords. In the books, there's 3 more plus a couple daggers and whatnot that are more common. So yeah, not common at all. The only count we have is 227 Valyrian swords and a bunch of those's fates are unknown. 227 swords on a continent the size of South America.

this is a serious thread now stay out of it with your shitposting

Turkey · June 23, 2016, 03:26:31 PM

They were smuggled in from ~~Mexico~~ Dorne by ~~cocaine~~ milk of the poppy cartels.

Oh · June 23, 2016, 03:30:03 PM

because the show follows nobility and people of importance, no wonder they have all the cool shit you retard.

Tyger · June 23, 2016, 03:31:40 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on June 23, 2016, 03:30:03 PM

because the show follows nobility and people of importance, no wonder they have all the cool shit you retard.

lol you got me good

Oh · June 23, 2016, 03:32:56 PM

Quote from: Tyger on June 23, 2016, 03:31:40 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on June 23, 2016, 03:30:03 PM
because the show follows nobility and people of importance, no wonder they have all the cool shit you retard.
lol you got me good

what's your address I'm going to stab you.

Onion · June 23, 2016, 03:36:53 PM

The real question is will Azor Jon ever find true love?

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