if Sep7agon was a small town

Luciana · September 23, 2015, 01:43:05 AM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:17:56 AM
strippers are required to dance somewhat seductively

i cannot dance at all

Just pick a body part at random and shake it.

...

Comet · September 23, 2015, 01:46:22 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:43:05 AM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 AM
Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:17:56 AM
strippers are required to dance somewhat seductively

i cannot dance at all

Just pick a body part at random and shake it.
...

you can do it Luci, follow your dreams.

Ushan · September 23, 2015, 01:58:26 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:43:05 AM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 AM
Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:17:56 AM
strippers are required to dance somewhat seductively

i cannot dance at all

Just pick a body part at random and shake it.
...

Slut.

Jono · September 23, 2015, 02:00:22 AM

Taco truck owner selling the finest mexican food

aREALgod · September 23, 2015, 02:03:53 AM

Same as my job now, an EMT

Vezakam · September 23, 2015, 02:07:19 AM

Bartender

Luciana · September 23, 2015, 02:25:17 AM

Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 23, 2015, 01:58:26 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:43:05 AM
Quote from: Kaptein Svartbær on September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 AM
Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:17:56 AM
strippers are required to dance somewhat seductively

i cannot dance at all

Just pick a body part at random and shake it.
...

Slut.

rude

Azure · September 23, 2015, 02:28:22 AM

Crazy old librarian

Mat Cauthon · September 23, 2015, 03:14:51 AM

Corrupt lawman.

big sponge · September 23, 2015, 03:33:16 AM

Sofa King

big dog · September 23, 2015, 06:02:05 AM

Nando's owner.

challengerX · September 23, 2015, 06:11:50 AM

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Kitsune 狐 · September 23, 2015, 08:39:02 AM

I'll be your local barista witch.

Mr. Psychologist · September 23, 2015, 08:50:21 AM

Shrink/Quack/Snake Oil salesman/Professional Dissembler

Or just Psychologist, whichever is shorter.

Kitsune 狐 · September 23, 2015, 09:26:19 AM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on September 23, 2015, 08:50:21 AM

Shrink/Quack/Snake Oil salesman/Professional Dissembler

Or just Psychologist, whichever is shorter.

Quack quack quack

Elai · September 23, 2015, 09:29:22 AM

I would like to change professions from beet farmer to dog musher.

Coomer · September 23, 2015, 09:59:11 AM

The abusive retirement home worker

XSEAN · September 23, 2015, 10:20:14 AM

Quote from: Eliab on September 22, 2015, 10:03:45 PM

Beet farmer.

Heyo Eliab need some cropped sprayed? I got water and biological shit to help your crops grow

Elai · September 23, 2015, 10:59:32 AM

Quote from: XSEAN on September 23, 2015, 10:20:14 AM

Heyo Eliab need some cropped sprayed? I got water and biological shit to help your crops grow

No. I've retired from the beet farming game.

BaconShelf · September 23, 2015, 11:32:50 AM

Tech support.

Korra · September 23, 2015, 12:16:53 PM

Mayor.

clum clum · September 23, 2015, 12:22:45 PM

I'd be that creepy dude with glasses and a mustache that has a serial killer vibe living on the outskirts of the town.

Rinev · September 23, 2015, 02:15:41 PM

Meat clerk because I'm already trained to do that.

i am karjala takaisin · September 23, 2015, 02:37:03 PM

i'd be that store owner who's really charismatic and gets people to buy useless stuff for ridiculously high prices

Ender · September 23, 2015, 02:52:10 PM

I'll be the random homeless person

DAS B00T x2 · September 23, 2015, 03:22:55 PM

Quote from: Ender on September 23, 2015, 02:52:10 PM

I'll be the random homeless person

No vagrants. We'll be taking you to the station.

Onioncart · September 23, 2015, 03:33:09 PM

Rambling old man reporting in.

Big Boss · September 23, 2015, 04:09:42 PM

I run the local retirement home for people who get butthurt and leave

CIS · September 23, 2015, 04:14:35 PM

Local sexual predator

R o c k e t · September 23, 2015, 06:57:38 PM

Quote from: ☢ Nuketown on September 23, 2015, 01:03:38 AM

That annoying shithead who advocates things like fair pay, non discrimination policies, healthy food in school cafeterias, etc. You know, evil liberal agenda stuff like helping marginalized demographics.

Protest signs and everything like a real fag.

What a fag