if Sep7agon was a small town

Luis · September 22, 2015, 09:58:48 PM

Actually
Ill work at the corner store

Jester · September 22, 2015, 10:01:06 PM

Welcome to the Sep7 Minimart please buy something and leave so I can get my paycheck and go home

DAS B00T x2 · September 22, 2015, 10:01:20 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on September 22, 2015, 09:57:15 PM

das can i be your deputy

depends.
Can you grow a funny mustache and wear aviator sunglasses 24/7?

Verbatim · September 22, 2015, 10:01:48 PM

journalist

September 22, 2015, 10:03:03 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 22, 2015, 09:53:31 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 09:51:30 PM
The one guy that waves his genitals about every Thursday at 4:30pm.
No you ain't. Yore coming with me downtown, criminal scum.

I like it when they're aggressive.
Do you like your target stationary, or are you the one that enjoys fights?

Elai · September 22, 2015, 10:03:45 PM

Beet farmer.

The Lord Ruler · September 22, 2015, 10:07:28 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 22, 2015, 10:01:20 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on September 22, 2015, 09:57:15 PM
das can i be your deputy
depends.
Can you grow a funny mustache and wear aviator sunglasses 24/7?

the mustache may take a little work

DAS B00T x2 · September 22, 2015, 10:07:52 PM

Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 10:03:03 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 22, 2015, 09:53:31 PM
Quote from: Baron Von Scheißenhausen on September 22, 2015, 09:51:30 PM
The one guy that waves his genitals about every Thursday at 4:30pm.
No you ain't. Yore coming with me downtown, criminal scum.
I like it when they're aggressive.
Do you like your target stationary, or are you the one that enjoys fights?

I like 'em writhing on the ground with 17 bullet wounds.

Dopameme · September 22, 2015, 10:08:08 PM

Quote from: Carsonogen on September 22, 2015, 09:45:33 PM

I call drug dealer btw

and by that I mean pharmacist

but i already own the trap house

Zonda · September 22, 2015, 10:09:22 PM

Meme inspector reporting for dooty.

Mmmmm Napalm · September 22, 2015, 10:09:30 PM

I am the Prussian Junker (nobleman) with control over the estate the town is located in. I am also the local history teacher.

DAS B00T x2 · September 22, 2015, 10:10:33 PM

Quote from: The Lord Ruler on September 22, 2015, 10:07:28 PM

Quote from: DAS r00d d00d B00T on September 22, 2015, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: The Lord Ruler on September 22, 2015, 09:57:15 PM
das can i be your deputy
depends.
Can you grow a funny mustache and wear aviator sunglasses 24/7?

the mustache may take a little work

You're hired.
I'll put in orders for your above-the-knee shorts and deputy badge.

Turkey · September 22, 2015, 10:14:02 PM

Grumpy old man.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 22, 2015, 10:14:37 PM

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Mmmmm Napalm · September 22, 2015, 10:16:35 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 22, 2015, 10:14:37 PM

can i own a brothel?

I will not stand for the existence of such a place within my estate.

TB · September 22, 2015, 10:18:03 PM

Scratch that.
The town janitor. I would legally change my name to Scruffy. mhm

Ushan · September 22, 2015, 10:19:27 PM

Everyone else's competition.

Mmmmm Napalm · September 22, 2015, 10:23:00 PM

Change my job to history teacher/Prussian Junker.

I'm nobility dammit.

R o c k e t · September 22, 2015, 10:47:45 PM

I'd be the town drunk, and perform lots of live shows for about 5 people

Aether · September 23, 2015, 12:45:15 AM

I'd probs still be a deadbeat.

But you can put me up there as delinquent graffiti writer.

Luciana · September 23, 2015, 12:50:35 AM

Uhh

actress

people need entertainment

Naru · September 23, 2015, 12:56:33 AM

manager at some mcds probs

Naru · September 23, 2015, 12:57:19 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 12:50:35 AM

Uhh

actress

people need entertainment

so a stripper

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · September 23, 2015, 01:01:17 AM

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Luciana · September 23, 2015, 01:06:10 AM

Quote from: Naru on September 23, 2015, 12:57:19 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 12:50:35 AM
Uhh

actress

people need entertainment
so a stripper

no

Jive Turkey · September 23, 2015, 01:10:08 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:06:10 AM

Quote from: Naru on September 23, 2015, 12:57:19 AM
Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 12:50:35 AM
Uhh

actress

people need entertainment
so a stripper
no

you're doing gods work :')

Luciana · September 23, 2015, 01:17:56 AM

strippers are required to dance somewhat seductively

i cannot dance at all

Zonda · September 23, 2015, 01:20:49 AM

Quote from: Camnator on September 22, 2015, 10:09:22 PM

Weed inspector reporting for booty.

fixed

Ushan · September 23, 2015, 01:23:51 AM

Quote from: Luciana on September 23, 2015, 01:17:56 AM

strippers are required to dance somewhat seductively

i cannot dance at all

Just pick a body part at random and shake it.

True Turquoise · September 23, 2015, 01:32:17 AM

Hotspring owner