If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?

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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.

Actually me too. Though I drank the last 22, and am down to a 12 of Torpedo (so fucking tasty) and I gotta get up at 6 (oh fuck me) to take the boys to the fat slut's house.
Decisions decisions.

Now do I press on or go to bed and be responsible
Fuck being responsible.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.

Actually me too. Though I drank the last 22, and am down to a 12 of Torpedo (so fucking tasty) and I gotta get up at 6 (oh fuck me) to take the boys to the fat slut's house.
Decisions decisions.

Now do I press on or go to bed and be responsible
Fuck being responsible.

Yeah, I'll drink it. Last one anyways. Well, unless we count the GF's Bud Light... But that's NASTY


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Get of my lawn
Ok, moving from buzzed to lightly drunk.


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Pics of ex or current girl?


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Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.


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Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.
What happened then?


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Get of my lawn
Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.
What happened then?

Inappropriate sharing and some jackass threatened to kill my kid. It's what originally drove me from Bungie


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Pics of ex or current girl?

I'm not going to share those. I remember when I shared pics of my firstborn and what happened then.
What happened then?

Inappropriate sharing and some jackass threatened to kill my kid. It's what originally drove me from Bungie

Ah Rose.

I got his nudes once.


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What happened to your previous partner? If you had a kid with them...thats unfortunate.


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Charlie what part of SD did you say you're in again?

Santee, now


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Call her "Charleen"


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Do you still have that kid?


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Do you still have that kid?

2 now. Slut told me she was cheating the night he was born


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Do you still have that kid?
yeah Nikolai


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel


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call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel
They were on a break.


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call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel
they were on a break

EDIT: ninja'd by 17 seconds


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
call her ross
because ross cheated on rachel
They were on a break.
still counts as cheating tbh


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