Since I've been a part of the Bungie community since the Halo 2 days, some of you guys have been around longer than some  of my family.

You were with me for the birth of my kids, and my lowest moments since.

It's only fair you get to choose my GF's reference when I speak about her.

So, since Mrs Charlie is now either "that slut" or ex-Mrs Charlie, how should I refer to my GF?

Toast

Charlie's Girl?

MyNameIsGirlfriend

Nobody cares about your personal life

Charlie's Angel?

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

Sure.

Charlie's Angel?

Hmm... Not bad

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:54:37 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:52:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:48:54 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy

I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 01:00:19 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:57:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:54:37 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:52:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:48:54 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy

I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.

Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 01:01:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 01:00:19 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:57:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:54:37 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:52:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:48:54 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy

I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.

Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.

I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 01:04:14 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 01:01:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 01:00:19 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:57:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:54:37 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:52:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:48:54 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy

I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.

Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.

I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 01:05:49 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 01:04:14 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 01:01:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 01:00:19 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:57:12 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:54:37 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:52:14 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:48:54 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on October 02, 2015, 12:46:22 AM

Quote from: Nexus on October 02, 2015, 12:43:16 AM

Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.

Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?

Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy

I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.

Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.

I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.

I kinda find our banter fun though.