If my ex was Mrs Charlie, what should I call my GF?

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Since I've been a part of the Bungie community since the Halo 2 days, some of you guys have been around longer than some  of my family.

You were with me for the birth of my kids, and my lowest moments since.

It's only fair you get to choose my GF's reference when I speak about her.

So, since Mrs Charlie is now either "that slut" or ex-Mrs Charlie, how should I refer to my GF?


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Literally no one cares

Just call her your GF jeez


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Charlie's Girl?

So far you and Avatar are front runners


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Mrs Charlie 2: Electric Boogaloo.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.


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Get of my lawn
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.


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Get of my lawn
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.


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Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.


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Get of my lawn
Call her nothing and don't mention her to us.

Too late. Cause I shoot blanks, and we're in our 40's, I FINALLY don't have to wear a condom. Plus she loves it when I lick her ass.

Might as well accept it, I'm gonna post about it.
Post about killing yourself while you're at it.

Why would I do that?

You need a beer, bro. I got another 22 of Sculpin. Want me to send it to you?
Sure.

Just give me your name, address, SSN, and a credit card with number, expiration date and safety code and it's in the mail.

Unless youlive in San Diego. Then just what bar you want to meet at, and I'll buy
I'll meet you in hell.

OK, but that's a shitty bar. Sure, the music is cool, but they have a shitty beer selection. Bub's is better.
Then I'll meet you in Bub's.

Believe it or not, knowing your being sarcastic, it's still tempting. Just go and get shitfaced and call in sick tomorrow.
I'll meet you in sick tomorrow.

Sooooo tempting. But think about it. I'm on buzzed right now (I started that 2nd 22 of Sculpin) If I called in sick, literally NOTHING stops me from posting ALL DAY tomorrow. At least at work there's meetings, sales calls, phone time etc... That keeps me off of here.
I kinda find our banter fun though.

Actually me too. Though I drank the last 22, and am down to a 12 of Torpedo (so fucking tasty) and I gotta get up at 6 (oh fuck me) to take the boys to the fat slut's house.
Decisions decisions.

Now do I press on or go to bed and be responsible