If I were to ever get drunk..

R o c k e t · February 03, 2015, 02:09:35 AM

What the heck do you think I'd do?

Jim · February 03, 2015, 02:10:33 AM

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Epsira · February 03, 2015, 02:18:59 AM

Feel equal parts guilty and shitty.
That's my experience with it, anyway.

True Turquoise · February 03, 2015, 02:22:37 AM

Try and find God by jumping off a building on a trampoline that you thought was hover board that Jesus gave to you when he was visiting to see his homies at his old place.

Nick McIntyre · February 03, 2015, 02:24:06 AM

You would renounce God and shit on your copy of the Bible.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 02:36:16 AM

stupid shit, no doubt

I'll never understand why people would ever want to get drunk.
Ever!

big sponge · February 03, 2015, 02:40:39 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 02:36:16 AM

stupid shit, no doubt

I'll never understand why people would ever want to get drunk.
Ever!

It's like a fun enhancer in the right setting.

R o c k e t · February 03, 2015, 02:45:55 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 02:36:16 AM

stupid shit, no doubt

I'll never understand why people would ever want to get drunk.
Ever!

Yeah........it seems to cause more harm than good.
And the good, you can't always remember.

Mat Cauthon · February 03, 2015, 02:54:06 AM

Maybe you'll turn into a giant green monster and wreck a city.

Spoiler

You'd probably just get hyper or something.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:04:34 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 02:40:39 AM

It's like a fun enhancer in the right setting.

By making yourself dysfunctional.

big sponge · February 03, 2015, 03:08:30 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:04:34 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 02:40:39 AM
It's like a fun enhancer in the right setting.
By making yourself dysfunctional.

That depends on the tolerance of the user.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:12:57 AM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 03:07:39 AM

Yup, it blurs out all the...'unimportant' stuff, and 'fun' becomes easier.

"Fun".

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:08:30 AM

That depends on the tolerance of the user.

No, it doesn't. That's what intoxication is. Making yourself dysfunctional. Period. The end.

challengerX · February 03, 2015, 03:17:07 AM

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big sponge · February 03, 2015, 03:18:36 AM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 03:10:03 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:08:30 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 02:40:39 AM
It's like a fun enhancer in the right setting.
By making yourself dysfunctional.

That depends on the tolerance of the user.
And the amount consumed.

The tolerance of the user plays into the amount consumed. For example I'm surrounded by light weight Mexicans that are fall over drunk after a couple shots of tequila and some beer while I can drink like a quart of jungle juice, a cup of vodka, a shot of whisky, a shot of tequila, and a couple beers and still be standing. I might not be all there in the head, but I'll be standing and have enough motor function to walk 1.5 miles back home without stumbling or falling over.

That's an extreme circumstance though that's reserved for 21sts. Normally I prefer to hover between the buzzed and drunk states kind of early so I can have a few hours to drink water and sober up enough to drive home.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:18:43 AM

If you're getting drunk, you're getting drunk. Pretty sure that's the whole idea.

If you're getting buzzed, you're still dysfunctional. Just mildly.

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:18:36 AM

That's an extreme circumstance though that's reserved for 21sts. Normally I prefer to hover between the buzzed and drunk states kind of early so I can have a few hours to drink water and sober up enough to drive home.

Or, you can... not drink, and never have to worry about it.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:22:10 AM

I don't know what 'that' means.

Especially because those are apostrophes, not quotation marks.

big sponge · February 03, 2015, 03:25:16 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:18:43 AM

If you're getting drunk, you're getting drunk. Pretty sure that's the whole idea.

If you're getting buzzed, you're still dysfunctional. Just mildly.

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:18:36 AM
That's an extreme circumstance though that's reserved for 21sts. Normally I prefer to hover between the buzzed and drunk states kind of early so I can have a few hours to drink water and sober up enough to drive home.
Or, you can... not drink, and never have to worry about it.

But there's nothing to worry about. If I decide to have a few more drinks when parting with my friends I will because I always have the option of crashing on the couch. And no, I'm not dysfunctional in that state as I still have 100% control over my bodily functions. Dysfunctional implies some sort of wild deviation from the norm. If anything it would be mildly impaired.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:26:28 AM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 03:24:09 AM

It means the same fucking thing. Don't go all grammar nazi on me because I really don't give a damn.

I'm sure your parents will give a damn once I send them this progress report.

big sponge · February 03, 2015, 03:26:38 AM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 03:20:26 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:18:36 AM
I'm surrounded by light weight Mexicans
dafaq yew tryin to say, bub?

I'm saying that Mexicants can't hold their liquor around these parts.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:27:06 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 03:25:16 AM

If anything it would be mildly impaired.

I file that under dysfunctionality.

Nick McIntyre · February 03, 2015, 03:31:00 AM

ITT: Verbatim is more no fun than the mods

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:34:47 AM

Anyone who uses alcohol to have "fun" is the epitome of "no fun".

Well, that cannabis.

Nick McIntyre · February 03, 2015, 03:40:53 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:34:47 AM

Anyone who uses alcohol to have "fun" is the epitome of "no fun".

Well, that cannabis.

Oh noooo, people drink with their friends at parties, oh nooo people have different ways of experiencing fun.

God you're probably that boring fucker that sits in the couch and eats the Cheese Puffs while everyone else is having a fun time

Nick McIntyre · February 03, 2015, 03:45:40 AM

Quote from: Nuka 'Kal Vargun on February 03, 2015, 03:41:29 AM

Quote from: Voro 'Cinotai on February 03, 2015, 03:40:53 AM
God you're probably that boring fucker that sits in the couch and eats the Cheese Puffs while everyone else is having a fun time
No, he'd be eating celery.

With or without Hidden Valley Ranch?

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 03:48:08 AM

not only is ranch fucking DISGUSTING

it's also not vegan

Blazed Iron · February 03, 2015, 04:09:27 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 03:04:34 AM

Quote from: LC on February 03, 2015, 02:40:39 AM
It's like a fun enhancer in the right setting.
By making yourself dysfunctional.

Believe it or not, you can do it responsibly. You don't have to get shit faced to have a good time. Just a "feel good" buzz. I'm not trying to convince anyone to do it by any means. It's definitely not for everybody.

Verbatim · February 03, 2015, 05:20:54 AM

well, i'm just saying, i don't think it's for anybody
anybody intelligent, that is

and this is just the type of shit that makes everybody seem to think that i believe i must be better than everybody else

I don't believe I'm better than anyone else. I just don't drink. And I consider that a virtue. Is that okay?
Because drinking is a vice. I refuse to have vices. Is that wrong?

It's only natural that I'm going to frown upon those who not only have vices, but are COMPLACENT about their vices.

Blazed Iron · February 03, 2015, 06:20:52 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 03, 2015, 05:20:54 AM

well, i'm just saying, i don't think it's for anybody
anybody intelligent, that is

and this is just the type of shit that makes everybody seem to think that i believe i must be better than everybody else

I don't believe I'm better than anyone else. I just don't drink. And I consider that a virtue. Is that okay?
Because drinking is a vice. I refuse to have vices. Is that wrong?

It's only natural that I'm going to frown upon those who not only have vices, but are COMPLACENT about their vices.

Your opinion is a little harsh, but I understand where you're coming from. I barely ever drink anyways, and when I do I never actually get "drunk".

BaconShelf · February 03, 2015, 06:24:03 AM

Alcohol is disgusting. Just tastes terrible.

Plus I like having a fully functional mind and memory.

Septy · February 03, 2015, 06:29:21 AM

I got drunk last night and threw up all over my bathroom.

Yeah...