If god were real he'd be the ultimate game dev

Sprungli · September 03, 2014, 04:00:31 PM

If this is the game of life, (and if he existed of course) God would have made the longest-running, most successful and profitable F2P game ever. You don't pay for life, it's just filled with billions of shitty micro transactions, trolls, cheaters and modders.

Think about it

And don't eat that blue pill godammit

Septy · September 03, 2014, 04:01:56 PM

How can I log out?

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Jocephalopod · September 03, 2014, 04:06:08 PM

Quote from: Septy on September 03, 2014, 04:01:56 PM

How can I log out?

WARNING: GRAPHIC GIF BELOW

Spoiler

big dog · September 03, 2014, 04:06:31 PM

When's the WWIII public event happening?

September 03, 2014, 04:07:31 PM

White people are way too overpowered, though.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 03, 2014, 04:12:23 PM

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i am karjala takaisin · September 03, 2014, 04:12:56 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on September 03, 2014, 04:06:08 PM

WARNING: GRAPHIC GIF BELOW
Spoiler
Spoiler

YES

i've been looking for that gif everywhere

i am karjala takaisin · September 03, 2014, 04:13:29 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 03, 2014, 04:12:23 PM

Remember that time the Jew clan got #rekt

devs pls nerf germany

requesting israel buff

R o c k e t · September 03, 2014, 04:16:12 PM

All the Christians got an exclusive first look at this game.
They were secretly told the ending, and entrusted with that knowledge.

They share that knowledge,
and are called crazy because people can't believe that is how it ends.

Spoiler

Don't worry guys, you'll see the ending for yourself

The Waifu Master · September 03, 2014, 04:17:27 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 03, 2014, 04:07:31 PM

White people are way too overpowered, though.

Whites haven't been OP since the 1970s patch you retard.
Now almost every other race is better than whites because of that shitty automatic equal ethnicity patch.

big dog · September 03, 2014, 04:19:20 PM

Hopefully I can access the University story path next year. I wish the devs didn't make it so tedious to get into.

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 03, 2014, 04:20:44 PM

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gats · September 03, 2014, 04:22:01 PM

damn B gimme so cheat codes
LT RT LB RB UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT X B Y A
Where's my 250k and bullet proof vest??

The Waifu Master · September 03, 2014, 04:22:27 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 03, 2014, 04:20:28 PM

What about that time before they patched nukes when the US got a 25 kill streak twice and nuked the shit out of Japan?

That was way before the 1970 patch.
Aside from that the nuke beta was a welcome end to the WW2 global event.
After Germany got BTFO it just got boring.

big dog · September 03, 2014, 04:25:32 PM

Attempting the Driving Test mission for the third time soon. Anyone got any good walkthroughs?

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 03, 2014, 04:30:29 PM

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Korra · September 03, 2014, 04:32:16 PM

DAS B00T x2 · September 03, 2014, 05:43:05 PM

He sucks at programming RNG's though.

Sprungli · September 03, 2014, 05:59:28 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 03, 2014, 04:07:31 PM

White people are way too overpowered, though.

White people and Basketball players need nerfing

Sprungli · September 03, 2014, 06:00:52 PM

Quote from: Gatsby on September 03, 2014, 04:22:01 PM

damn B gimme so cheat codes
LT RT LB RB UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT X B Y A
Where's my 250k and bullet proof vest??

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big dog · September 06, 2014, 03:21:32 AM

I hope the admins ban ISIS clan soon.

Juuzou · September 06, 2014, 03:22:30 AM

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TB · September 06, 2014, 11:38:20 AM

Quote from: Fedorekd on September 06, 2014, 03:21:32 AM

I hope the admins ban ISIS clan soon.

fucking hackers...

September 06, 2014, 11:41:22 AM

Are you kidding? There isn't even any PvP unless you join the US Army clan.

Juuzou · September 06, 2014, 11:43:17 AM

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nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 06, 2014, 11:43:29 AM

Some players go to incredible lengths to try to find the game's source code.

TB · September 06, 2014, 11:43:35 AM

Quote from: SecondClass on September 06, 2014, 11:41:22 AM

Are you kidding? There isn't even any PvP unless you join the US Army clan.

So gay!!!

I hate how easily your character takes damage. Like wtf!

TB · September 06, 2014, 11:44:06 AM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 06, 2014, 11:43:17 AM

Just look at this PvE

I think the devs said it was impossible to beat it....