If everyone on Sep7agon got in a fight who would win?

 
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Given all the libbies, I could take most of you out with a gun.
brb gonna report this to the police out of context


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Given all the libbies, I could take most of you out with a gun.
brb gonna report this to the police out of context
I'm gonna murder you all.


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Tru, because he's small and to be protected/tortured.
it's more like he's oddjob from goldeneye 64
or yoda from soulcalibur iv

you can't hit him because he's just that short
lol holy shit. Verb made a joke, and it was funny.

Is the world ending?


 
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fuck you
Tru, because he's small and to be protected/tortured.
it's more like he's oddjob from goldeneye 64
or yoda from soulcalibur iv

you can't hit him because he's just that short
lol holy shit. Verb made a joke, and it was funny.

Is the world ending?
He's been doing this a lot recently and its scaring me


 
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fuck you
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.


 
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And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
Don't worry, it was a small amount anyway.


 
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fuck you
Stop.


 
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And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
Where do the jokes come from? I don't think you've posted a picture of yourself here, have you?


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Don't let the bastards get you down. You're a strong independent man who don't need no stilts.


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I would imagine everybody as my stepdad and I would turn into a pissed off King Kong


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*enables god mode*

*leaves Sep7agon through a firewall*


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uhhh...

- korrie
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit I'll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and I’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations I’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak I’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some Molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window you're FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo.




 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?


 
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I'd win

because I am Luci


 
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And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?
more that you're into emotionally/mentally destitute women

or so you've shared with me in the past, because i'm the same way


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?
more that you're into emotionally/mentally destitute women

or so you've shared with me in the past, because i'm the same way
Oh, right, that. Yeah...

Come along now, Tru. I'll make sure to build you back up right so we can knock you down again.


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
Probably someone who owns a couple of guns?.. Unless the fight was not to the death. Then I put my money on.. Meta. He's our Lord and Savior on this site
Last Edit: May 29, 2015, 08:38:46 PM by Forgewolf


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Probably someone who owns a couple of guns?
OP said no weapons, otherwise it would really be no contest, except between like, three of us.


 
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fuck you
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?
more that you're into emotionally/mentally destitute women

or so you've shared with me in the past, because i'm the same way
Oh, right, that. Yeah...

Come along now, Tru. I'll make sure to build you back up right so we can knock you down again.
I'd rather let her beat the utter shit out of me and make me eat my own bones and cut me as well as ripping my teeth out than be with you. Moron.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?
more that you're into emotionally/mentally destitute women

or so you've shared with me in the past, because i'm the same way
Oh, right, that. Yeah...

Come along now, Tru. I'll make sure to build you back up right so we can knock you down again.
I'd rather let her beat the utter shit out of me and make me eat my own bones and cut me as well as ripping my teeth out than be with you. Moron.
But Tru
I have lots of wine.


 
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fuck you
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?
more that you're into emotionally/mentally destitute women

or so you've shared with me in the past, because i'm the same way
Oh, right, that. Yeah...

Come along now, Tru. I'll make sure to build you back up right so we can knock you down again.
I'd rather let her beat the utter shit out of me and make me eat my own bones and cut me as well as ripping my teeth out than be with you. Moron.
But Tru
I have lots of wine.
I don't like wine.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
And there goes my self esteem for another few years too.
I can hand you over to Das now if you want, he might be into that sort of thing.
Wasn't the sadism always your strong suit, babe?
more that you're into emotionally/mentally destitute women

or so you've shared with me in the past, because i'm the same way
Oh, right, that. Yeah...

Come along now, Tru. I'll make sure to build you back up right so we can knock you down again.
I'd rather let her beat the utter shit out of me and make me eat my own bones and cut me as well as ripping my teeth out than be with you. Moron.
But Tru
I have lots of wine.
I don't like wine.
I've got whiskey and vodka too.


 
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fuck you
no


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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
Probably someone who owns a couple of guns?
OP said no weapons, otherwise it would really be no contest, except between like, three of us.
Sometimes I don't read what the OP says and just answer the title of the topic. xD. I can't say I'd win, never been in a REAL fight, but I know my body's Fight or Flight response is extremely oriented to fight.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.


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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.


 
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fuck you


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uhhh...

- korrie

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Spartan Forces, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Covenant forces, and I have over 300 confirmed Brute Chieftain assassinations. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire UNSC Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Battlenet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ONI spies across space and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, split-chin. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Nations Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of this universe, you squid-head. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jaw. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn split-lip. I will rain lead all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, hinge-head.
This is the best one yet.