If everyone on Sep7agon got in a fight who would win?

Jive Turkey · May 25, 2015, 03:07:26 AM

Two scenarios

Scenario 1: a huge dome where it's everyone vs everyone. No weapons, just your body and wits. Who would team up on who? Who would get rekt? Who'd win?

Scenario 2: A tournament, match people up 1v1. No weapons in this one either. Who would be the finalists? Champion?

Septy · May 25, 2015, 03:13:12 AM

Nobody because we'd all be awkwardly staring at the floor avoiding eye contact with other people because we're so beta

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 25, 2015, 03:13:28 AM

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Sandtrap · May 25, 2015, 03:16:14 AM

I was about to say..... the majority here are american.

I was, previously, assuming some number of gunshots to no doubt arrive.

Batch · May 25, 2015, 03:18:01 AM

Well first of all we beat Jives boypussy

*sips tea*

Jono · May 25, 2015, 03:18:59 AM

Kinder would just sit on everybody

Sandtrap · May 25, 2015, 03:23:46 AM

Quote from: Jono on May 25, 2015, 03:18:59 AM

Kinder would just sit on everybody

That's implying he can stand in the first place.

Rolling is a more effective method of locomotion.

Ásgeirr · May 25, 2015, 03:36:13 AM

my bet's on Byrne

Not Comms Officer · May 25, 2015, 03:36:55 AM

Decimator Omega.

He's 5"9 and weighs 110 pounds, so he's a heavyweight.

Not Comms Officer · May 25, 2015, 03:37:11 AM

Quote from: oss on May 25, 2015, 03:36:13 AM

my bet's on Byrne

Higher post count = more muscle

Luke · May 25, 2015, 04:10:33 AM

Quote from: ねこ on May 25, 2015, 03:13:28 AM

#1: it'll be someone random no way in hell is someone specifically going to survive it'll be all about luck

#2: Me vs Luke I'll beat him dough his Karate can't beat my Kung Fu

we'll see about that

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 25, 2015, 04:14:11 AM

Anyone who is not a vegetarian.

Coconut Marty · May 25, 2015, 04:16:33 AM

I would win because fuck you.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · May 25, 2015, 04:34:35 AM

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Luke · May 25, 2015, 04:38:44 AM

Quote from: ねこ on May 25, 2015, 04:34:35 AM

Quote from: Luke on May 25, 2015, 04:10:33 AM
Quote from: ねこ on May 25, 2015, 03:13:28 AM
#1: it'll be someone random no way in hell is someone specifically going to survive it'll be all about luck

#2: Me vs Luke I'll beat him dough his Karate can't beat my Kung Fu
we'll see about that

youre on the right

Mat Cauthon · May 25, 2015, 05:05:16 AM

I did martial arts for 10 years, I got far too until I quit last year.
I'm nowhere near the fittest, but I'd say unarmed, if I teamed up with a few people, we'd have a good shot at coming out on top.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:44:18 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 04:14:11 AM

Anyone who is not a vegetarian.

Are you discriminating against me?

Solonoid · May 25, 2015, 05:48:01 AM

Fighting is one thing I am quite good at.
I have fair skill in Karate and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, especially in mixing the two, not to mention physical endurance which has never, not once, failed me.

I don't give in to pain and frankly don't stay down when it would probably be best if I did, so if someone is going to take me out, they had better be prepared to kill me.

Do I think I would win?
No, it would be mostly luck, and who gets targeted last, but I would expect to last a while, provided there are no weapons.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 25, 2015, 05:48:52 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:44:18 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 04:14:11 AM
Anyone who is not a vegetarian.
Are you discriminating against me?

Prepare to be turned into a vegetable yourself!

Ushan · May 25, 2015, 05:50:24 AM

I had to learn how to fight multiple people when I was younger, so I might do okayish.

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 05:56:42 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 05:48:52 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:44:18 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 04:14:11 AM
Anyone who is not a vegetarian.
Are you discriminating against me?
Prepare to be turned into a vegetable yourself!

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · May 25, 2015, 06:01:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:56:42 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 05:48:52 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:44:18 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 04:14:11 AM
Anyone who is not a vegetarian.
Are you discriminating against me?
Prepare to be turned into a vegetable yourself!

I'll turn you into a catato

Elegiac · May 25, 2015, 06:20:31 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 06:01:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:56:42 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 05:48:52 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on May 25, 2015, 05:44:18 AM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on May 25, 2015, 04:14:11 AM
Anyone who is not a vegetarian.
Are you discriminating against me?
Prepare to be turned into a vegetable yourself!

I'll turn you into a catato

Nein, I'm a foxe

Mattie G Indahouse · May 25, 2015, 06:25:30 AM

The only thing I have to do is turn left or right and I would take you all out with my dick.

Super Irish · May 25, 2015, 06:56:19 AM

Sand is your friend.

Girl of Mystery · May 25, 2015, 08:03:32 AM

Cheese Potato would win by bringing some animals from Australia

challengerX · May 25, 2015, 08:19:52 AM

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Girl of Mystery · May 25, 2015, 08:21:03 AM

Quote from: challengerX on May 25, 2015, 08:19:52 AM

Probably me and you would be finalists.

no bombs allowed

A Cheese Potato · May 25, 2015, 09:04:02 AM

Quote from: BritishLemön on May 25, 2015, 08:03:32 AM

Cheese Potato would win by bringing some animals from Australia

Spoiler

Casper · May 25, 2015, 10:06:52 AM

Well if my experiences with games has taught me anything, I'm the first to die.
Unless it's dodgeball.