If being a parent is the hardest job in the world

Mad Max · October 27, 2014, 07:34:48 PM

why do they complain about having to pay for a babysitter?

Sandtrap · October 27, 2014, 07:35:55 PM

Because finding somebody to put up with the shit your little hellspawns do is hard work.

Camnator · October 27, 2014, 07:36:28 PM

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BaconShelf · October 27, 2014, 07:37:50 PM

It's not a job because you don't get paid for it.

gats · October 27, 2014, 07:40:06 PM

Kids are shit I hate kids. Also being a parent isn't a job. Plus anyone that complains about paying for a babysitter is retarded and should have their child taken away.

Mad Max · October 28, 2014, 12:06:43 AM

Quote from: Gatsby on October 27, 2014, 07:40:06 PM

Kids are shit I hate kids. Also being a parent isn't a job. Plus anyone that complains about paying for a babysitter is retarded and should have their child taken away.

hear hear

Korra · October 28, 2014, 12:11:21 AM

I love kids....

Death · October 28, 2014, 12:11:33 AM

It's not hard, all you need is patience and money.

Word Wizard · October 28, 2014, 12:17:50 AM

Quote from: BaconShelf on October 27, 2014, 07:37:50 PM

It's not a job because you don't get paid for it.

>Tell him you're on the pill
>Not be on the pill
>get pregnant
>divorce him
>kill the kid and replace it with Raggidy Andy doll
>Tell no one
>Rinse and repeat
>Free Money

Naru · October 28, 2014, 12:21:25 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 28, 2014, 12:11:21 AM

I love kids....

Lonepaul pls

Onioncart · October 28, 2014, 12:31:07 AM

Quote from: Death on October 28, 2014, 12:11:33 AM

It's not hard, all you need is patience and money.

It's very hard, especially if you want to raise a kid in a certain way. And no matter how you do it (unless you're neglectful) it's going to define and consume the years of your life in which you raise them. Just look at all the people who screw up.

Jim · October 28, 2014, 12:31:58 AM

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Death · October 28, 2014, 12:33:04 AM

Quote from: Jimjob the Jam Lorde on October 28, 2014, 12:31:58 AM

Because you're a beaner

Coming from you that's hilarious.

Jim · October 28, 2014, 12:33:37 AM

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Erives · October 28, 2014, 12:46:10 AM

Being a parent requires patience and a lot of cough medicine. Trust me, taking of kids suck but they are adorable. Babies are like drunk adults but without the backtalk.

Release · October 28, 2014, 01:06:18 AM

Hexagonal diamond is typically harder

I hear being a boner is a hard too

Death · October 28, 2014, 01:13:36 AM

Quote from: Erives on October 28, 2014, 12:46:10 AM

Being a parent requires patience and a lot of cough medicine. Trust me, taking of kids suck but they are adorable. Babies are like drunk adults but without the backtalk.

They shit themselves like a drunk man full of wings.

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · October 28, 2014, 02:03:54 AM

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Oh · October 28, 2014, 08:27:51 AM

Quote from: Camnator on October 27, 2014, 07:36:28 PM

I'd never trust a babysitter.

You can trust me Camnator, no drinks for your child. Only 3 hits of the bong an hour for your little angel.

Girl of Mystery · October 28, 2014, 08:30:58 AM

Quote from: Camnator on October 27, 2014, 07:36:28 PM

I'd never trust a babysitter.

Because you're paranoid that they're stealing your weed?

Korra · October 28, 2014, 08:34:24 AM

Quote from: Gasai Yuno on October 28, 2014, 12:21:25 AM

Quote from: Korra on October 28, 2014, 12:11:21 AM
I love kids....
Lonepaul pls

Not that way stoopid

Mad Max · October 28, 2014, 10:22:34 AM

Quote from: BritishLemon on October 28, 2014, 08:30:58 AM

Quote from: Camnator on October 27, 2014, 07:36:28 PM
I'd never trust a babysitter.
Because you're paranoid that they're stealing your weed?

Maybe if he stopped smoking so much weed, he'd be less paranoid.

PSU · October 28, 2014, 12:02:56 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 27, 2014, 07:34:48 PM

why do they complain about having to pay for a babysitter?

Cause being a parent is a job that doesn't pay too well.

Casper · October 28, 2014, 12:03:42 PM

n_n I can't wait to be a mother!

True Turquoise · October 28, 2014, 12:04:27 PM

I already look after some little brats

Naru · October 28, 2014, 12:35:38 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on October 28, 2014, 12:04:27 PM

I already look after some little brats

Yourself doesn't count

Mad Max · October 28, 2014, 12:37:13 PM

Quote from: PSU on October 28, 2014, 12:02:56 PM

Quote from: Mad Max on October 27, 2014, 07:34:48 PM
why do they complain about having to pay for a babysitter?

Cause being a parent is a job that doesn't pay too well.

Being a parent doesn't pay at all because being a parent isn't a job.

clum clum · October 28, 2014, 12:52:22 PM

I hate the little bastards. I won't be having any, that's for damn sure. Enough people on the planet as it is.

Dopameme · October 28, 2014, 01:26:08 PM

Quote from: Korra on October 28, 2014, 12:11:21 AM

I love kids....

wanna make one?

Spoiler

this sounded a lot better in my head

Camnator · October 28, 2014, 02:25:43 PM

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