Pro tip when texting females:

Dustin · September 15, 2014, 06:21:49 PM

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Grapes · September 15, 2014, 06:23:33 PM

waz he chared 4 child pr0nz?

Dustin · September 15, 2014, 06:23:46 PM

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Dustin · September 15, 2014, 06:23:59 PM

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challengerX · September 15, 2014, 06:24:37 PM

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Dustin · September 15, 2014, 06:26:08 PM

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DAS B00T x2 · September 15, 2014, 06:27:29 PM

Quote from: Le Dustin on September 15, 2014, 06:21:49 PM

a few more of our friends popped in to enjoy his fully erect, four and a half inch penis on the girl's phone. Many laughs were had,

I just can't laugh at poor souls like that anymore... I just sigh and feel sorry for them.

Grapes · September 15, 2014, 06:27:37 PM

The Justicar · September 15, 2014, 06:38:10 PM

Awwwww

she's a terrible gf... four and a half inches though? :/
Damn kids gonna need therapy.

Dopameme · September 15, 2014, 06:40:38 PM

I thought this was common knowledge?

ΚΑΤΑΝΑΛΩΤΗΣ · September 15, 2014, 06:42:25 PM

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The Justicar · September 15, 2014, 06:58:07 PM

Quote from: TrussingDoor on September 15, 2014, 06:42:25 PM

Well, at least he can have some solace knowing his dick is bigger than Dustin's.

shiiiiiiit son! Can you hear that? It sounds like shots that have just been fired.

The Hån · September 15, 2014, 07:32:22 PM

Quote from: Le Dustin on September 15, 2014, 06:21:49 PM

Do not send them anything you wouldn't want their friends or anyone else to see:

Do not send dick pics to your girlfriend unless you want her friends to see.

My ex tried to get me with this. It didnt worked because she did her last guy like that. Bitches are conniving.

kopite · September 15, 2014, 07:43:11 PM

I was wondering why my gf's friends recently started calling me "Mr Huge Penis" and "King Dick". Ty

The Justicar · September 15, 2014, 07:43:44 PM

Quote from: The Hån on September 15, 2014, 07:32:22 PM

Quote from: Le Dustin on September 15, 2014, 06:21:49 PM
Do not send them anything you wouldn't want their friends or anyone else to see:

Do not send dick pics to your girlfriend unless you want her friends to see.

My ex tried to get me with this. It didnt worked because she did her last guy like that. Bitches are conniving.

god dammit I have the perfect picture for this comment but it's nsfw.

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 15, 2014, 07:45:48 PM

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Otthild · September 15, 2014, 08:03:58 PM

Hey, I've never shared dick pics

The Lord Ruler · September 15, 2014, 08:06:15 PM

Quote from: Otthild on September 15, 2014, 08:03:58 PM

Hey, I've never shared dick pics

>implying you have the proper appendages

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 15, 2014, 08:07:08 PM

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kopite · September 15, 2014, 08:08:40 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 15, 2014, 07:45:48 PM

Quote from: kopite on September 15, 2014, 07:43:11 PM
I was wondering why my gf's friends recently started calling me "Mr Huge Penis" and "King Dick". Ty
I thought you died, man. Where have you been?

I thought if I didn't post for a long amount of time and then started again, then maybe someone would say they missed me. And now, because of you, my life is complete.

...Basically, I just couldn't be bothered anymore after the other offsite board got shut down. It's hard to keep up with stuff with you guys so I didn't find this place 'til a few days after most people signed up, I think. B.net pissed me off too much, I didn't know if this place would last, so I just stopped bothering. /: Always kept the tab open though, just took a time out

Genuinely surprised that anyone noticed, so thanks I guess haha.

Naru · September 15, 2014, 08:10:31 PM

Kill them

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 15, 2014, 08:10:57 PM

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Statefarm · September 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM

pls respond

Brociopath · September 15, 2014, 09:03:53 PM

Bruh.

The Waifu Master · September 15, 2014, 09:06:50 PM

lol3DPD