Stop RPing as a Floor

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 30, 2014, 09:16:10 PM

Stop RPing as a Floor

What the frack did you just fracking say about me, you little peasant? I’ll have you know I rank top of my guild in World of Warcraft, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on LoL and I have over 300 confirmed games on Steam. I am trained in MLG 360 scope warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire TF2 universe. You are nothing to me but just another n006. I will snipe you the frack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, craft my fracking hats. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fracker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hacked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your steam account. You’re fracking hacked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred games, and that’s just with my old Xbox controller. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Orange Box and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fracking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price for the fite me irl DLC, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fracking dead, kiddo.