I was supposed to watch stars with bae today but snow had different plans

Deesbee · December 14, 2015, 01:09:09 PM

What are some backup plans I can use mateos. I am already planning to stick it in her pooper.

Jim · December 14, 2015, 01:09:45 PM

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Sandtrap · December 14, 2015, 01:11:03 PM

Try eating some bleach coloured snow.

Sandtrap · December 14, 2015, 01:11:25 PM

Make a bleach coloured snow snowman.

Sandtrap · December 14, 2015, 01:12:01 PM

Make a skating rink out of bleach.

BaconShelf · December 14, 2015, 01:15:41 PM

I thought you said stars with bane

Sandtrap · December 14, 2015, 01:18:20 PM

Quote from: space boy on December 14, 2015, 01:15:41 PM

I thought you said stars with bane

"That's a pretty big pinwheel galaxy."

"For you."

Girl of Mystery · December 14, 2015, 02:36:50 PM

Show her your shoe collection

Oh · December 14, 2015, 02:54:33 PM

Quote from: Leymon's term on December 14, 2015, 02:36:50 PM

Show her your shoe collection

"And I bought these half price from the used shoe section at Aldi."

Girl of Mystery · December 14, 2015, 02:59:27 PM

Quote from: Simseoh on December 14, 2015, 02:54:33 PM

Quote from: Leymon's term on December 14, 2015, 02:36:50 PM
Show her your shoe collection
"And I bought these half price from the used shoe section at Aldi."

"And they're also the only shoes I own"

Deesbee · December 14, 2015, 02:59:53 PM

Quote from: Leymon's term on December 14, 2015, 02:36:50 PM

Show her your shoe collection

Lemon you should know I don't keep the same shoes for 3 years.

I upgraded

The Lord Ruler · December 14, 2015, 03:00:28 PM

drink snow colored bleach out of your shoes

Deesbee · December 14, 2015, 03:01:35 PM

Quote from: The Lord Claus on December 14, 2015, 03:00:28 PM

drink snow colored bleach out of your shoes

I sold my bleach for my new shoes.

Anonymous (User Deleted) · December 14, 2015, 03:17:07 PM

i don't think anyone here believes the premise of this thread, OP

December 14, 2015, 03:18:32 PM

suck a few dicks if you want to do something almost as gay

Deesbee · December 14, 2015, 03:21:44 PM

Quote from: Cup-O on December 14, 2015, 03:17:07 PM

i don't think anyone here believes the premise of this thread, OP

It does not change the fact that I cannot get any bleach to drink.

Deesbee · December 14, 2015, 03:22:34 PM

Quote from: Redninetynine on December 14, 2015, 03:18:32 PM

suck a few dicks if you want to do something almost as gay

come here bby.

Jim · December 14, 2015, 03:23:11 PM

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Deesbee · December 14, 2015, 03:24:19 PM

Quote from: Jim on December 14, 2015, 03:23:11 PM

Eat a shitload of apple seeds and poison yourself with cyanide

Apples don't exist retard.