I was born with a dick in my brain.

The Waifu Master · February 17, 2015, 03:33:33 PM

Yeah, fucked in the head.
My step-father said I sucked in bed.
Till one night he snuck in and said
"we're going out back, I want dick sucked in the shed."
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest

Septy · February 17, 2015, 03:36:48 PM

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The fuck?

Ender · February 17, 2015, 03:37:11 PM

alright then

The Waifu Master · February 17, 2015, 03:37:12 PM

Quote from: Septy on February 17, 2015, 03:36:48 PM

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The fuck?

The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get

True Turquoise · February 17, 2015, 03:37:37 PM

He just hung himself in the bedroom, He's dead.

The Waifu Master · February 17, 2015, 03:38:37 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 17, 2015, 03:37:11 PM

alright then

"I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

Ender · February 17, 2015, 03:39:07 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 17, 2015, 03:38:37 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 17, 2015, 03:37:11 PM
alright then
"I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"

nigga

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The Waifu Master · February 17, 2015, 03:39:54 PM

Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 17, 2015, 03:39:07 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 17, 2015, 03:38:37 PM
Quote from: EnderWolf1013 on February 17, 2015, 03:37:11 PM
alright then
"I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"
nigga

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

More Than Mortal · February 17, 2015, 03:41:01 PM

That explains why you're always thinking about cock.

The Waifu Master · February 17, 2015, 03:41:30 PM

Quote from: Meta Cognition on February 17, 2015, 03:41:01 PM

That explains why you're always thinking about cock.

was that an offer beebs?

Wizard · February 17, 2015, 04:00:22 PM

>Eminem

R o c k e t · February 17, 2015, 04:02:37 PM

PAEDOPHILE

cuneif · February 17, 2015, 04:05:04 PM

liek if u cry eferytiem u reid dis

Ushan · February 17, 2015, 04:10:24 PM

Quote from: The fuck? on February 17, 2015, 03:33:33 PM

Yeah, fucked in the head.

Saw that coming.

Spoiler

Giggity

Word Wizard · February 17, 2015, 04:20:32 PM

There are, enough insults in my head, to fill up a swear jar
And have it overflowin, so don't get me goin, don't dare start
You'll never see me again, Amelia Earhart
I'm poppin a wheelie, off to an unfair start

The Waifu Master · February 17, 2015, 05:05:04 PM

Quote from: Val 'Ketam on February 17, 2015, 04:02:37 PM

PAEDOPHILE

He's rapin' me she try's to scream somebody please get him off me
He's tapin' me he's biting me he's laughing likes it's funny
She's scrapin' me she's fightin' me she's scratching like some dumb freak
Escapin' me no dice ya see I might just be Ted Bundy