But she's a sophomore, where I am a senior.

She's very pretty and she likes a lot of the same stuff. I know her because we both are in Creative Writing together, but it's really the only time I see her.

How do I ask her out and to where? And toast/envelope has been tried but she didn't get it.

How do I ask her out

You ask her out

just ask her out

its really not that hard

Ask her, "We'll bang, ok?"

Write her a creative story in creative writing class, preferably erotica between you two.

I will call it 50 shades of Kati

Kati is her name.

If you don't know how to ask a girl out, don't ask her out.

I know how to ask women out. I was just looking for funny responses as to how I should, see how I posted this in The Flood and not Serious?

Quote from: Sly Instinct on February 25, 2015, 09:28:30 PM

Write her a creative story in creative writing class, preferably erotica between you two.

I will call it 50 shades of Kati

Kati is her name.

Or maybe 50 shades of Pimp Spunk Juice Box.

Quote from: Mr Whiteflame on February 25, 2015, 09:29:24 PM

Quote from: Sly Instinct on February 25, 2015, 09:28:30 PM

Write her a creative story in creative writing class, preferably erotica between you two.

I will call it 50 shades of Kati

Kati is her name.

Or maybe 50 shades of Pimp Spunk Juice Box.

So many options...

The only pickup line proven to work: I never really enjoyed the Messiah. In fact I think it's fucking boring. But your voice makes even a hack like Handel seem like a genius. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Just make it seem like you're really gay. Girls really love gay guys. You can get into a catatonic relationship with her and then when she realizes that you are not gay you can reveal your love for her. Except don't ever say that you're gay, just heavily imply that you are. That way when it comes time for her to say "well I though you were gay" you can just say that you never said you were. She won't even know the difference and you will have scored yourself a girl. You're welcome.

Quote from: RomanGladiator on February 25, 2015, 09:41:52 PM

The only pickup line proven to work: I never really enjoyed the Messiah. In fact I think it's fucking boring. But your voice makes even a hack like Handel seem like a genius. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

YouTube

Do people write these scenes with Nic Cage specifically in mind? Picture this video with anyone else.

Yes. I can't think of another human being who could have done that. And he's not even acting, just being himself.

First question if in highschool is this legal?

Second just ask if she is interested in doing something like go out for lunch and then maybe shopping for the hell of it and then ask her out.

Asked a couple chicks out rejected everytime but who cares. Will find someone else.