So after the game when you get the triss ending, what actually happens is when Geralt Meets Triss in Kovir, he unleashes a deafening, continuous, earth shaking fart, and roars and tremendous primal roar, and triss screams an ear shattering scream and shits a shit which is the size of 11 buses, and the shit just keep growing bigger and bigger, while geralt's fart is evermore earth shattering, and the both scream and roar together, while the shit grows bigger and the fart shakes the entire screen. Pretty soon there is a mountain of shit, and geralt and triss both quiet, and then they smile at each other.

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