Ask Das or Vixen

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 12, 2016, 09:45:42 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:41:43 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 12, 2016, 09:40:25 PM

I like sportsbikes

My friend has one of these hnnnng

my cousin has a hayabusa

Busas are fucking gay as shit

if you're gunna ride a gay sports bike you might as well ride a fast one


He's like the most massive douche bag too. He thinks he looks like vin diesel  just because he went bald in his 20s and he got a naked pin up girl painted on it.

Edit: painted on the bike, not his head

Busas aren't even sports bikes, they're sport touring. What's really funny about Suzukis is that the '04 GSXR 1000 will take any Busa on the strip stock, and other years can be modified to absolutrely fuck them relatively easy, because the Busa is so fucking fat compared to a Jixxer. All the Hyabusa was made to do was beat the top speed record of the at the time record holding Honda super Blackbird, and it did so with a whole fourteen miles an hour with an extra 161cc's of displacement.

And  shit like the busa, blackbird, and super ninja just amplify the whole "why do you have a litre bike? You can't even enjoy it fully on the roads" thing  by putting out times and figures that would get most people killed when they try to ride to the most of the bike's ability
(that said I'd still really love to own a CBR1100xx)

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 12, 2016, 10:10:48 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:47:33 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 12, 2016, 09:45:42 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:41:43 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 12, 2016, 09:40:25 PM

I like sportsbikes

My friend has one of these hnnnng

my cousin has a hayabusa

Busas are fucking gay as shit

if you're gunna ride a gay sports bike you might as well ride a fast one


He's like the most massive douche bag too. He thinks he looks like vin diesel  just because he went bald in his 20s and he got a naked pin up girl painted on it.

Edit: painted on the bike, not his head

Busas aren't even sports bikes, they're sport touring. What's really funny about Suzukis is that the '04 GSXR 1000 will take any Busa on the strip stock, and other years can be modified to absolutrely fuck them relatively easy, because the Busa is so fucking fat compared to a Jixxer. All the Hyabusa was made to do was beat the top speed record of the at the time record holding Honda super Blackbird, and it did so with a whole fourteen miles an hour with an extra 161cc's of displacement.

And  shit like the busa, blackbird, and super ninja just amplify the whole "why do you have a litre bike? You can't even enjoy it fully on the roads" thing  by putting out times and figures that would get most people killed when they try to ride to the most of the bike's ability
(that said I'd still really love to own a CBR1100xx)

I literally only like cafe style bikes

Everyone I've known who owned a chopper was an asshole, a sport (or sport touring bike) was a douche, and people with stock Harley's and shit are usually just going through a mid life crisis

amen to that. Though I've known more chopper dudes that were literally Easy Rider IRL then douchey

Please be careful those things are deathtraps. I've lost a friend and almost my in-laws to mororcycle accidents. Watch out for cars because they don't always look out for you...

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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 12, 2016, 10:18:02 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 10:13:59 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 12, 2016, 10:10:48 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:47:33 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on August 12, 2016, 09:45:42 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:41:43 PM

Quote from: Jive Turkey on August 12, 2016, 09:40:25 PM

I like sportsbikes

My friend has one of these hnnnng

my cousin has a hayabusa

Busas are fucking gay as shit

if you're gunna ride a gay sports bike you might as well ride a fast one


He's like the most massive douche bag too. He thinks he looks like vin diesel  just because he went bald in his 20s and he got a naked pin up girl painted on it.

Edit: painted on the bike, not his head

Busas aren't even sports bikes, they're sport touring. What's really funny about Suzukis is that the '04 GSXR 1000 will take any Busa on the strip stock, and other years can be modified to absolutrely fuck them relatively easy, because the Busa is so fucking fat compared to a Jixxer. All the Hyabusa was made to do was beat the top speed record of the at the time record holding Honda super Blackbird, and it did so with a whole fourteen miles an hour with an extra 161cc's of displacement.

And  shit like the busa, blackbird, and super ninja just amplify the whole "why do you have a litre bike? You can't even enjoy it fully on the roads" thing  by putting out times and figures that would get most people killed when they try to ride to the most of the bike's ability
(that said I'd still really love to own a CBR1100xx)

I literally only like cafe style bikes

Everyone I've known who owned a chopper was an asshole, a sport (or sport touring bike) was a douche, and people with stock Harley's and shit are usually just going through a mid life crisis

amen to that. Though I've known more chopper dudes that were literally Easy Rider IRL then douchey

I mean every chopper owner I've met was either a friend of my dads or from a pagan group that goes to our local bar a lot

How can somebody ride all the time with fucking ape hangers

I don't get ape hangers either. Shit just looks uncomfortable.

and lol
I got at least one distant relative that rode with the Pagans.

Some advice to you if you actually get one.

Leather is a must if you drive one. If you ever crash or lose control and end up off the bike sliding down pavement/concrete, leather will go a lot farther than nylon or cotton.

this is actually legit advice

My uncle was riding in the rain and somebody ran a red light and hit him, threw him over the traffic lights, and he skid down the road. He broke just about every bone in his body but the doctors said the only reason he wasn't shreded to the bone and dead was because the leather and the rain

already got the leather covered, you guys

(id post a picture of me in all my cool new jackets i bought this week but im in bed rn)

what happened to only have $10

Quote from: ⊿ Eli on August 12, 2016, 11:39:33 PM

already got the leather covered, you guys

(id post a picture of me in all my cool new jackets i bought this week but im in bed rn)

what happened to only have $10

i made some money

if you used snapchat you coulda saw all the cool shit i bought dude

I deleted my snapchat for awhile (just removed everyone so they wouldn't think I was ignoring them) but recently started using it again. I should readd you BC and Luis

here ill save you some suspense:



am i john bender yet

Quote from: ⊿ Eli on August 13, 2016, 12:01:53 AM

Quote from: Tyger on August 13, 2016, 12:01:06 AM

Quote from: ⊿ Eli on August 12, 2016, 11:59:13 PM

if you used snapchat you coulda saw all the cool shit i bought dude

I deleted my snapchat for awhile (just removed everyone so they wouldn't think I was ignoring them) but recently started using it again. I should readd you BC and Luis

yeah hmu: saladinsnake

how does it feel to be one of my 3 snapchat friends

sensual

my snapchat isnt working on data and my internets out atm so ill add you back tomorrow when its fixed

I'll practice taking dick pics until then

This thread went from motorcycles to gay real fast

wrong thread

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:37:57 PM

Quote from: ⊿ Eli on August 12, 2016, 09:36:26 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:35:43 PM

Quote from: ⊿ Eli on August 12, 2016, 09:29:33 PM

Quote from: Tyger on August 12, 2016, 09:28:13 PM

But the nine-T is from this century

so

I like my motorcycles like I like my women



mellenials

thats dumb

the motorcycle thing

they just ride so much smoother

Yeah, motorcycles too.

this made me smile and blow air out my nose