I used to know this guy in a black van who'd hand out candy to the local kids

 
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He called himself Terry Toucher. He was a real handsy guy, but friendly as they come. Terry would drive around the neighborhood in his old tinted out Astrovan, honking an electronic clown horn that he installed on his dash. All the neighborhood kids knew it was candy time. Terry had all the best candy: Snickers, Reeces, Pop rocks, and even Big League Chew. He'd let you get a whole fistful. All he asked in return was that we all lined up and get searched, you know to check for weapons. You can never be too careful. I swear, he must've had a background in medicine because he looked in places I never thought it was possible to hide a weapon.

On Thursdays, Terry had the lottery. It was really exciting. One lucky kid got to be his co pilot, got all the candy he wanted, and got to go see Terry's pet snake. I never was lucky enough to win the lottery, but my friend Billy did. I asked him how it was and he said he didn't want to talk about it. Terry must've told him all kinds of top secrets. I was so jealous of Billy. It's a shame Billy had to move away to Florida and go stay in a special hospital for people with sick minds.

Terry stopped coming around soon after Billy left. I guess he got called off on some kind of special mission or something. I saw his picture in the paper around then. I think he got famous from giving out all that candy and doing those missions. What a great guy.


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Terry was a secret agent man and Billy was actually a soviet spy


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Reminds me of my grandma's farm, my mom said were all going to live there someday


 
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This thread reminds me...

I need to find more lolicon rape doujins with realistic PTSD endings that aren't written by Quzilax.

The sooner I graduate the better.


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This thread reminds me...

I need to find more lolicon rape doujins with realistic PTSD endings that aren't written by Quzilax.

The sooner I graduate the better.
Then me and Das can be your patients and we can tell you everything in excruciating detail.
If there is a god then I will just have to sign off on the section and that's that <_<

Then the orderlies and the resident psychiatrists will deal with you >_>


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
This thread reminds me...

I need to find more lolicon rape doujins with realistic PTSD endings that aren't written by Quzilax.

The sooner I graduate the better.
Then me and Das can be your patients and we can tell you everything in excruciating detail.
If there is a god then I will just have to sign off on the section and that's that <_<

Then the orderlies and the resident psychiatrists will deal with you >_>
psychiatrists? Oh boy! I want some good fucking dopamine pills.


 
 
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This thread reminds me...

I need to find more lolicon rape doujins with realistic PTSD endings that aren't written by Quzilax.

The sooner I graduate the better.
Then me and Das can be your patients and we can tell you everything in excruciating detail.
If there is a god then I will just have to sign off on the section and that's that <_<

Then the orderlies and the resident psychiatrists will deal with you >_>
psychiatrists? Oh boy! I want some good fucking dopamine pills.
<_<

I don't think they would give you them, Sedatives perhaps >_>


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
This thread reminds me...

I need to find more lolicon rape doujins with realistic PTSD endings that aren't written by Quzilax.

The sooner I graduate the better.
Then me and Das can be your patients and we can tell you everything in excruciating detail.
If there is a god then I will just have to sign off on the section and that's that <_<

Then the orderlies and the resident psychiatrists will deal with you >_>
psychiatrists? Oh boy! I want some good fucking dopamine pills.
<_<

I don't think they would give you them, Sedatives perhaps >_>
That works too. Ketameme can be fun.


 
 
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This thread reminds me...

I need to find more lolicon rape doujins with realistic PTSD endings that aren't written by Quzilax.

The sooner I graduate the better.
Then me and Das can be your patients and we can tell you everything in excruciating detail.
If there is a god then I will just have to sign off on the section and that's that <_<

Then the orderlies and the resident psychiatrists will deal with you >_>
psychiatrists? Oh boy! I want some good fucking dopamine pills.
<_<

I don't think they would give you them, Sedatives perhaps >_>
That works too. Ketameme can be fun.
<_<

Maybe just a bottle to the back of the cranium >_>