I turn 21 next saturday

Jono · December 29, 2016, 02:22:58 AM

What do?

R o c k e t · December 29, 2016, 02:26:55 AM

Avoid asking us for further advice

Spoiler

but also get shitfaced

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 29, 2016, 02:29:34 AM

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Septy · December 29, 2016, 02:30:30 AM

Let's get drunk

Jono · December 29, 2016, 02:30:35 AM

Quote from: ねこ on December 29, 2016, 02:29:34 AM

Lose weight fattty

I'll lose weight when The Donald deports you

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · December 29, 2016, 02:35:26 AM

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Anyposs · December 29, 2016, 11:06:42 AM

Attempt a coup.

Super Irish · December 29, 2016, 11:56:05 AM

Do what I did last week.

Get blackout drunk on Irish Car Bombs and Tequila that you didn't pay a penny for (because FRIENDS).

velox · December 29, 2016, 01:05:13 PM

haha you're younger than me

MyNameIsCharlie · December 29, 2016, 01:49:58 PM

Hookers and blow.

How else do you celebrate?

Since it's your 21st... At least a hooker has to die from a party related thing. Like alcohol poisoning or overdose on heroin. It's better if it's a friend. Not a close friend. More like a friendly acquaintance.

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · December 29, 2016, 01:53:20 PM

get the succ

Jono · December 29, 2016, 03:01:01 PM

Quote from: ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ on December 29, 2016, 01:53:20 PM

get the succ

Maybe some females at work will want to do that

mojo · December 29, 2016, 08:14:15 PM

Quote from: Anyposs on December 29, 2016, 11:06:42 AM

Attempt a coup.

shut the fuck up loser

Zonda · December 30, 2016, 01:24:57 AM

ayy me too but on thursday

Busta Nut · December 30, 2016, 02:22:03 AM

Come drink with me.

Ushan · December 30, 2016, 03:08:42 AM

Screw Blankina, come drink with me.

Busta Nut · December 30, 2016, 04:37:49 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 30, 2016, 03:08:42 AM

Screw Blankina, come drink with me.

Fuck Jono, come drink with me.

Mattie G Indahouse · December 30, 2016, 04:39:06 AM

Quote from: Blankina on December 30, 2016, 04:37:49 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 30, 2016, 03:08:42 AM
Screw Blankina, come drink with me.
Fuck Jono, come drink with me.

With or without lube?

Busta Nut · December 30, 2016, 05:02:29 AM

Quote from: Sasori Vader on December 30, 2016, 04:39:06 AM

With or without lube?

Depends on the quality of boipussy, and who's doing what.

Ian · December 30, 2016, 09:41:16 AM

I just went to Hooters for my 21st, didn't drink though. Not really into alcohol.

Ushan · December 30, 2016, 12:34:55 PM

Quote from: Blankina on December 30, 2016, 04:37:49 AM

Quote from: Ushan on December 30, 2016, 03:08:42 AM
Screw Blankina, come drink with me.
Fuck Jono, come drink with me.

Where you at, bae?

Anyposs · January 01, 2017, 12:32:25 PM

Quote from: omw 2 ish peming wbu on December 29, 2016, 08:14:15 PM

Quote from: Anyposs on December 29, 2016, 11:06:42 AM
Attempt a coup.
shut the fuck up loser

Damn, what's your problem?

Jono · January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM

Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Ingy · January 01, 2017, 10:26:32 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM

Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Fuck your boss

Jono · January 01, 2017, 10:28:31 PM

Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:26:32 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM
Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Fuck your boss

Shit man I wish I could. She's the hottest milf I've seen.

Ingy · January 01, 2017, 10:35:00 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:28:31 PM

Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM
Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Fuck your boss
Shit man I wish I could. She's the hottest milf I've seen.

Hire some gigolo to seduce her while her husband is away, get some HD pictures of that shit, and make her give you that raise you deserve

Jono · January 01, 2017, 10:41:05 PM

Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:35:00 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM
Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Fuck your boss
Shit man I wish I could. She's the hottest milf I've seen.

Hire some gigolo to seduce her while her husband is away, get some HD pictures of that shit, and make her give you that raise you deserve

I did catch her not wearing her ring this one time. I gotta swoop in.

Ingy · January 01, 2017, 10:42:37 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:41:05 PM

Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:35:00 PM
Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM
Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Fuck your boss
Shit man I wish I could. She's the hottest milf I've seen.

Hire some gigolo to seduce her while her husband is away, get some HD pictures of that shit, and make her give you that raise you deserve
I did catch her not wearing her ring this one time. I gotta swoop in.

Oh you dropped your pen maam
You might want to pick that up

Jono · January 01, 2017, 10:44:54 PM

Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:42:37 PM

Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:41:05 PM
Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:35:00 PM
Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Friend on January 01, 2017, 10:26:32 PM
Quote from: Jono on January 01, 2017, 10:22:53 PM
Looked at my schedule aaaand I gotta work on my birthday LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Fuck your boss
Shit man I wish I could. She's the hottest milf I've seen.

Hire some gigolo to seduce her while her husband is away, get some HD pictures of that shit, and make her give you that raise you deserve
I did catch her not wearing her ring this one time. I gotta swoop in.

Oh you dropped your pen maam
You might want to pick that up

mfw she bends over to pick it up

Busta Nut · January 01, 2017, 11:10:02 PM

Quote from: Ushan on December 30, 2016, 12:34:55 PM

Quote from: Blankina on December 30, 2016, 04:37:49 AM
Quote from: Ushan on December 30, 2016, 03:08:42 AM
Screw Blankina, come drink with me.
Fuck Jono, come drink with me.

Where you at, bae?

Bentonville, Arkansas. Home of Walmart.

C'mon now, nigga.