Card Game thread: Both threads = 20+ pages

My story thread: 0-10 posts, mainly being me.


I tried to involve you guys too ;-;

people really want to see their avatars on card templates I guess

Quote from: Big Boss on February 03, 2016, 09:20:23 PM

I'm sorry

Read the spoiler

I already did before posting, ya loon.

But I do know how it feels

Pip, no one cares.

Its cause you don't have an anime avatar and don't act like a fag with other users

I actually agree with you for once

It was a cold September night and I got bored of browsing dank memes so I went to sleep. I went to my job at the local Minimart and I overheard a customer named Zonda talk about something something memes. "Tbh it better be pretty ebin bro." I clock in when all of a sudden my boss Eliab tells me that I'm on thin ice for supplying a minor with alcohol. Suddenly Das walks in piss drunk and exclaims "I AM A GOD!" Eliab turns to me and says "Dammit Jester you did it again. You're fired." I walked out of the Minimart in anger whispering to myself "Jews and niggers and niggers and Jews." I walk past Azula raping Baron in an alley, Napalm saying something in German, and some redhead that came in out of nowhere. I get into an argument with Joecephalopod and I start reaching for my gun but the deputy Lord Ruler starts staring at me so I just walk away. I reach the door to my apartment but an Asian man stops me and starts winking at me in an infinite loop. At this point I realized I'm missing my keys so I start looking around. I look behind the garage but all I see is Joecephalopod sucking Officer Nasty's dick. Later that day I finally found my keys and went into my apartment. I crashed onto my bed and turned on the tv. The first thing I watched was a review for a story I wrote "10/10 story m8." That was pretty kewl. I had to turn off the tv because my head still hurt from that party I had in Joan Jett's honor last night. My headache only got worse as my roommate BaconShelf started yelling about how I need to stop being a lazy cuck and pay rent. "I got fired from the Minimart you downie." I said. "Oh." was his only reply. After a long and retarded day I went to sleep. My dreams were 50 shades of fucked up that night as I dreamed about something something danger zoooonneee, Ned Flanders pretending to be drunk for the sake of attention, when, suddenly a torrential downpour of cocks rained down from the black ceiling of clouds above. All of the United States was now at the mercy of mother nature and her destructive power, harnessed within the heat-seeking penises that sought to lay waste to the land. I woke up from the fucking gay nightmare and I could only think about how much of an ultra-queer Nexus is. I decided to browse more dank memes and man, I fucking love memes. BaconShelf's buttslave Fruit came into my room while I was browsing and told me to go fuck a duck so I uppercutted that bitch so hard NIGGERS became scared of me.

Quote from: Big Boss on February 03, 2016, 09:20:23 PM

I'm sorry

Hey the same thing happened with my story too, good thing I had the card game to fall back on

I'm still reading through your story, I'm just easily distracted.

Oooh right, cool. How's it so far

Nigga da fuck nigga dat some gay shy nigga fuck that

I like circles