Gonna go get fucked by used car salesmen tomorrow

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Looking at 6 cars at three dealerships. I've got KBB, NADA, and Edmunds prices printed for each. My offers are 2% above trade-in value, and I'm pre-approved for a loan. Post some last minute tips, because I'm still probably gonna get assfucked.


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suckerpunch every salesman in the lot before you begin haggling in order to display your dominance and no-nonsense attitude


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suckerpunch every salesman in the lot before you begin haggling in order to display your dominance and no-nonsense attitude

Prison rules. Solid strategy.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
Go there hear him out, if he doesn't offer any good deals follow him home and then beat the shit out of him with a mask on, go again the day after and ask about the deals.

Thank me later.
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Whatcha lookin at?


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Whatcha lookin at?

2013 - 2015 Mazda3s

Basically the same car that was totaled.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Take the Michael De Santa approach;

Drive car through the window, beat up the dealer, slam him into the car.


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I think I'll just walk in and give the Glengarry Glen Ross speech until they sign a deal.


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You're preapproved and you have an idea what your trade in is worth. YOU should be doing the fucking.

Start by going to the dealer website and looking iver which cars fit your budget. Pick one you really like slightly over budget and a realistic one that they should discount to get you in. Offer 20% less than the sticker. If they jump at that, walk away. That means it's a lemon. If they come back with a number below sticker, keep grinding them. Your timing is good, as the end of the month is when they try to move the most units.


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You're preapproved and you have an idea what your trade in is worth. YOU should be doing the fucking.

Start by going to the dealer website and looking iver which cars fit your budget. Pick one you really like slightly over budget and a realistic one that they should discount to get you in. Offer 20% less than the sticker. If they jump at that, walk away. That means it's a lemon. If they come back with a number below sticker, keep grinding them. Your timing is good, as the end of the month is when they try to move the most units.

Legit question I can't find an answer to: I'm looking at three cars at one dealer, but should I only offer on one, or is it okay to offer on two or all three of them?


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Get of my lawn
You're preapproved and you have an idea what your trade in is worth. YOU should be doing the fucking.

Start by going to the dealer website and looking iver which cars fit your budget. Pick one you really like slightly over budget and a realistic one that they should discount to get you in. Offer 20% less than the sticker. If they jump at that, walk away. That means it's a lemon. If they come back with a number below sticker, keep grinding them. Your timing is good, as the end of the month is when they try to move the most units.

Legit question I can't find an answer to: I'm looking at three cars at one dealer, but should I only offer on one, or is it okay to offer on two or all three of them?

No real right answer to this. Play it by ear. If they are too hot to trot on any of them, it's likely a lemon or they were prepared to sell it for less. Keep that in mind.