If I listen closely, it almost sounds like....... "fuck you."

So the story on this little fucker is, I'm driving down the highway behind a big scrap truck. The truck slows, goes to turn, and sure as fucking shit, as it takes the turn, a little too quickly, a decent sized metal rod flies off the thing, goes straight through my side window as I pass by, and impales itself in the dashboard there.

It took out my side window, fucked my dashboard, fucked the controls to my lights, totalled a few instruments, and broke my windshield. And a stray piece of wood, smashed my fucking door in.

And that shit could have fucking killed me. Not that I'm a god damn stranger to this fucking shit at this point.

But jesus fuck. I need some coffee.

sue

Riot.
Clearly that rod was racist and was trying to oppress your truck.

Quote from: Thunder on August 12, 2015, 09:52:31 PM

sue

The guy didn't stop. And he didn't see all the garbage that came off his truck onto the road. His liscence plate was dusted over. And, honestly, after having a steel rod pass by where I had my arm just a few seconds ago, I pulled over to take a bit of a breather.

I cleaned up all the garbage off the road and continued my day.

Now I've got to think about how I can repair the damage.

Oh well, at least no injuries.

Quote from:  on August 12, 2015, 09:54:56 PM

Quote from: Thunder on August 12, 2015, 09:52:31 PM

sue

The guy didn't stop. And he didn't see all the garbage that came off his truck onto the road. His liscence plate was dusted over. And, honestly, after having a steel rod pass by where I had my arm just a few seconds ago, I pulled over to take a bit of a breather.

I cleaned up all the garbage off the road and continued my day.

Now I've got to think about how I can repair the damage.

Oh well, at least no injuries.

You're telling me dude. That thing would have splintered my arm like a mashed potato. Or shit, if it came in at a different angle it would hit me through the shoulder or chest. It was fucking close.

Did you happen to see Mothman before this?

I saw a spider eating a moth a few days ago if that counts.

Yo fuck life in the ass

Well, I guess you truly are...Invincible!

Hectic.

Unlucky and lucky all in one unfortunate incident, funny how life works.

Didn't you literally die at some point?

I feel like your playing some sort of horrendous game of bingo.

Not die, no. But was about as close as I could get. The way I understand it, I was losing blood pressure and my ticker didn't like that so it decided to start fucking off on me. It kept going lower without stopping and the docs stuck some defibrillators on me and that jumpstarted stuff back to normal well enough.

That being said though.

I must be fucked, at this point. This is the cheeriest, best mood I've been in for quite a while. I keep thinking about how close that fucking was. Guess I've always been like that. I'm cheery when expressly close calls happen. I can even joke about it and laugh my ass off.

Guess it takes a reminder every now and then for me to remember that I'm still here, and that I have a lot to enjoy and be thankful for.

Hmm.

Maybe it's not a hitman that's after me. Just some friendly nudges to remind me of things.

Damn son, your insurance cover that?

Quote from: DAS WAIFUMEISTER x2 on August 13, 2015, 12:49:43 PM

Damn son, your insurance cover that?

Nope.

I'm driving an old vehicle. They wrote it off. Not only that, but like I said. I didn't get the plates on the guy so he's certainly not paying anything either.

I'm going to fix all that stuff up by myself.

Good luck, bro.
I fucking hate wiring.

Nobody got hurt? That's fucking boring

Lol, why does this guy have no username or pic?