I think I had my first "date" with a girl today... (semi-blog post)

 
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i wouldn't care either way, honestly

trust me on this

i play this man like a damn fiddle on a daily basis


 
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okay now i'm seriously going to bed

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i wouldn't care either way, honestly

trust me on this

i play this man like a damn fiddle on a daily basis
Was that before or after he tried to sell you the death car?


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does this stuff even work?
do you ever eye gaze with her?

Depends on what you mean by "eye gaze"

I'm a teenage dude, not Darkseid lol

example:

you're both listening to music and you both look up at each other and just.... stare.... into each other eyes...into each other's soul.


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What's the point of hot milk
You've never had a glass of warm milk before bed?
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that sounds worse than sheperd's pie
You're literally the worst kind of person.
Literally.
Shepherds pie is great.

No. Shepherds pie is like somebody tipped a bowl of mash into horse shit and served it as a meal. It probably ranks between tuna and pea and ham soup on the disgusting scale. How anyone can consume such culinary diarrhea is beyond me.


And the thought of warm milk is just a major turn off. I once tried to microwave a cup of tea because it went cold and it stank the whole kitchen out.


I guess you could say it's

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not my cup of tea
fucking welshie having wrong opinions

Fuck off you massive English cunt I bet you shop at Asda
yeah
or farmfoods

m&s is expensive
waitrose is for posh twats
aldi is shit tier
morrisons isn't relevant anymore
there aren't any sainsburys near me
tesco is for dole dossers
lidl is actually okay (it is german after all), but the stores are depressing to be in


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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
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wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.

Are you talking about how Americans pronounce it Twot? The word's not as big a thing in America and it's generally an odd word for vagina, and I think some people are trying Britishize and failing miserable it because it's a thing said in England much more frequently than America and some Americans are just totally gay for British things.

It sounds so unnatural when they say it. It's perfectly normal over here, it just sounds weird hearing it somewhere else.

I remember getting looks of moral outrage after I first used it while trying to banter with some of the kids at my lunch table during my first few days of American high school. I'm honestly still a little confused over it.


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What's the point of hot milk
You've never had a glass of warm milk before bed?
Mate

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that sounds worse than sheperd's pie
You're literally the worst kind of person.
Literally.
Shepherds pie is great.

No. Shepherds pie is like somebody tipped a bowl of mash into horse shit and served it as a meal. It probably ranks between tuna and pea and ham soup on the disgusting scale. How anyone can consume such culinary diarrhea is beyond me.


And the thought of warm milk is just a major turn off. I once tried to microwave a cup of tea because it went cold and it stank the whole kitchen out.


I guess you could say it's

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not my cup of tea
fucking welshie having wrong opinions

Fuck off you massive English cunt I bet you shop at Asda
yeah
or farmfoods

m&s is expensive
waitrose is for posh twats
aldi is shit tier
morrisons isn't relevant anymore
there aren't any sainsburys near me
tesco is for dole dossers
lidl is actually okay (it is german after all), but the stores are depressing to be in

Aldi and Liddles both have nice chocolates and pastry stuff. Really, their brioches and chocolate bars are actually pretty nice.

Morrisons have the best sandwhiches, especially turkey and stuffing.

Tesco is great for pizzas. There's loads of pizzas. If you're poor like me then it's heaven.


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You should also throw in Four Rooms if you do include From Dusk till Dawn.
Tarantino only directed one chapter, but still.


 
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Was that before or after he tried to sell you the death car?

That was Cipher...


 
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you're both listening to music and you both look up at each other and just.... stare.... into each other eyes...into each other's soul.

No, nothing demonstratably romantic like that. I make consistent eye contact with her when we talk and we wink and stuff at each other though classroom doors amd stuff.

We haven't spent enough time together for "omega beams" to be commonplace.


 
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You should also throw in Four Rooms if you do include From Dusk till Dawn.
Tarantino only directed one chapter, but still.

By that logic we should also included Sin City.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
It would honestly depend on how close I am with that friend.  If it's some ride or die shit I wouldn't deal with her at all but if he's some I hang out with a couple times then fuck him


 
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It would honestly depend on how close I am with that friend.  If it's some ride or die shit I wouldn't deal with her at all but if he's some I hang out with a couple times then fuck him

I have very few friends, so I tend to be loyal to the ones I do have.

That being said, I don't see us hanging out often after highschool except at get-togethers and stuff.

Besides -- even if he wasn't my friend, I'd still feel lousy about it, albeit, less.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
A bit late to this, but feck it.


Your friend had his chance, and it fucked up for whatever reason. Nobody owns anyone, especially since the previous relationship is over, now get out there and break a leg.


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Your friend had his chance, and it fucked up for whatever reason.

1. He didn't do anything wrong -- he was actually a decent boyfriend (while he was a boyfriend).

2. I hate the "fuck the other guy" mentality.


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Cool semi-blog, bro.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Your friend had his chance, and it fucked up for whatever reason.

1. He didn't do anything wrong -- he was actually a decent boyfriend (while he was a boyfriend).

2. I hate the "fuck the other guy" mentality.

1: Never said he fucked up. The relationship ended, so it fucked up somehow otherwise they'd still be together.
2: It isn't a "fuck the other guy" mentality, I'd expect you to be considerate about this if you go through with it.


 
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1: Never said he fucked up. The relationship ended, so it fucked up somehow otherwise they'd still be together.
2: It isn't a "fuck the other guy" mentality, I'd expect you to be considerate about this if you go through with it.

You made it sound differently on both accounts, but w/e


 
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Who the fuck gives people mixtapes lmao

1. president baker
2. every black guy ever
3. people who miss the forgotten art of mixtaping


 
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You should also throw in Four Rooms if you do include From Dusk till Dawn.
Tarantino only directed one chapter, but still.

By that logic we should also included Sin City.
Four Rooms is a great movie you fuck


 
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Four Rooms is a great movie you fuck

I actually haven't seen it. /:


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Okay so I'm just about to finish my mixtape, and I want to name it. I was thinking of "For [inster her name here]", but I want to try something a little more risky. What about just calling it "Limerence"? Here's the definition:

lim·er·ence
ˈlimərəns/
noun PSYCHOLOGY
the state of being infatuated or obsessed with another person, typically experienced involuntarily and characterized by a strong desire for reciprocation of one's feelings but not primarily for a sexual relationship.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Okay so I'm just about to finish my mixtape, and I want to name it. I was thinking of "For [inster her name here]", but I want to try something a little more risky. What about just calling it "Limerence"? Here's the definition:

lim·er·ence
ˈlimərəns/
noun PSYCHOLOGY
the state of being infatuated or obsessed with another person, typically experienced involuntarily and characterized by a strong desire for reciprocation of one's feelings but not primarily for a sexual relationship.

I think the fact you are already giving her gifts (and very personalised ones, too) is generally a good enough sign. Can't hurt though, but IMO it sounds like too much.

Eh, I worried about every tiny thing when I was in a similar situation. You'll be fine.
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I think the fact you are already giving her gifts (and very personalised ones, too) is generally a good enough sign. Can't hurt though, but IMO it sounds like too much.

Eh, I worried about every tiny thing when I was in a similar situation. You'll be fine.

So, yay or nay on "limerence"?

The fact that it's a psychology term, paired with the fact that I just convinced her to change majors (she wanted to be a nurse but it was causing her too much stress) would be kind of an inside joke. Not to mention, I reckon we'll keep exchanging mixtapes, at which point, I could just call the next one "Limerence II" instead of "For [insert name here] II". The former sounds better.