I think I had my first "date" with a girl today... (semi-blog post)

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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.

If I ever hit up Europe, we're hanging out, man. Not every day that I get to meet someone who likes Metal Gear as much as me.

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Ask his permission at the very least.

Why would you need his permission? He isn't with her anymore and he certainly doesn't have the right to make decisions for you.

I don't need it, but it's an excellent tactic in psychological warfare. Instead of him finding out that I 'betrayed' him from someone else, I bring the matter to his doorstep, pleading with him to 'let me' fall in love with 'his girl' so that I may be saved from my miserable life. "Your happiness is in my hands. Please."

It's a lot harder to feel like shit after something like that.

Even if he said no, I'd still do what I want. But it's worth a shot.


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Where does Pulp Fiction fit into that list?


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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
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wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.
i'm not american

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I thought you were called British Lemon just for the sake of it
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i'm more british than mr psy ever will be


 
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TBH, I'm starting to get the impression you guys are frenemies insted of friends.

our relationship is exactly like that of dwight and jim on the office (US version)

where i'm jim, ironically

so we get on each other's nerves but we're actually good mates in the end


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Where does Pulp Fiction fit into that list?
Pulp Fiction is a good one-off, when you're bored. But it isn't essential.

It really requires an understanding of what Tarantino is about. It was the last movie I watched of Tarantino's, and I would've felt overwhelmed had I not grown accustomed to his style.

Also, it's his most overrated movie IMO.


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who cares if it's overrated? it's still a great movie


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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
sheep fondler pls go
wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.
i'm not american

Oh really

I thought you were called British Lemon just for the sake of it
mate

i'm more british than mr psy ever will be

Do you dunk biscuits/chocolate bars into your tea? I tried explaining it to somebody that it was a British thing to do and she just thought it was weird as shit



 
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who cares if it's overrated? it's still a great movie

that's why i included it as my last point

i was just saying things about the movie. that was the least important detail


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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
sheep fondler pls go
wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.
i'm not american

Oh really

I thought you were called British Lemon just for the sake of it
mate

i'm more british than mr psy ever will be

Do you dunk biscuits/chocolate bars into your tea? I tried explaining it to somebody that it was a British thing to do and she just thought it was weird as shit
yes

or a glass of hot milk


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
sheep fondler pls go
wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.
i'm not american

Oh really

I thought you were called British Lemon just for the sake of it
mate

i'm more british than mr psy ever will be

Do you dunk biscuits/chocolate bars into your tea? I tried explaining it to somebody that it was a British thing to do and she just thought it was weird as shit
yes

or a glass of hot milk

What's the point of hot milk that sounds worse than sheperd's pie


 
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Okay, so... I need to get some sleep. I have to be up early tomorrow because I'm going to get breakfast with some friends... including her ex.

In conclusion, I'm going to pursue her romantically. But not until I think the time is right -- meaning, she is sufficiently "over" the other guy, and she is sufficiently "under" me. Additionally, I'm going to ask for permission when the time comes, but the answer to my question will be irrelevant -- I will go forward with my plans, and I will be graceful about it.

Thanks for replies, all. I'll keep making updates as time goes on. You guys were pretty sick tn.
Last Edit: November 19, 2015, 10:48:29 PM by Eliab


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What's the point of hot milk
You've never had a glass of warm milk before bed?
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that sounds worse than sheperd's pie
You're literally the worst kind of person.
Literally.
Shepherds pie is great.


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Go for it

You might even have sexy dreams.


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She's your friend and should be among the first on the list of people that you can be completely transparent with.

I'm all for honesty, but like I said, it's ill-timed.

Well, I don't want to pressure you into something that I don't really have any investment in and no knowledge of the situation and the people involved outside of what you've told me, but bad timing isn't necessarily got destroy your chances with this woman.

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Watch Django with her before you see it to get her into that western feel.

Yeah, ideally. My problem with Django is that it shouldn't be your first Tarantino movie. Reservoir Dogs > Kill Bill > Inglorious > Django is the ideal order IMO. So I'd rather her see Reservoir before Django, than have to rush Django just so she "gets" what Tarantino's all about. Idk, I'll play it by ear.
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I don't really know what your situation in life is, but if you're still in highschool, you've got lots of time between now and January, especially with the winter break, unless one or both of you are going to be spending it away from home.

And if you're both in highschool and are staying at home for the holidays, why aren't you planning on watching Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown with her as well? Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to throw in From Dusk Till Dawn, either.


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Additionally, I'm going to ask for permission when the time comes
why?


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TBH, I'm starting to get the impression you guys are frenemies insted of friends.

our relationship is exactly like that of dwight and jim on the office (US version)

where i'm jim, ironically

so we get on each other's nerves but we're actually good mates in the end

Then he'll get over it. He might get pissed off over it initially, but he'll come around.


 
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And if you're both in highschool and are staying at home for the holidays, why aren't you planning on watching Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown with her as well? Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to throw in From Dusk Till Dawn, either.

Well I mean, best case scenario is that she comes over for a couple of days and we watch my entire Tarantino collection. Starting with Reservoir Dogs all the way to Django (including True Romance). I'm just trying to be realistic -- she has responsibilities, like work, family. She also lives pretty far from me, and I won't have a car during the winter break. The must-watch movies are the ones I listed before.


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What's the point of hot milk
You've never had a glass of warm milk before bed?
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that sounds worse than sheperd's pie
You're literally the worst kind of person.
Literally.
Shepherds pie is great.

No. Shepherds pie is like somebody tipped a bowl of mash into horse shit and served it as a meal. It probably ranks between tuna and pea and ham soup on the disgusting scale. How anyone can consume such culinary diarrhea is beyond me.


And the thought of warm milk is just a major turn off. I once tried to microwave a cup of tea because it went cold and it stank the whole kitchen out.


I guess you could say it's

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not my cup of tea


 
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Additionally, I'm going to ask for permission when the time comes
why?

Psychological tactic. By asking him permission, I'm giving him responsibility, which will make him more rational because other persons depend on him. He'll feel worse about it if I don't tell him and he  just "finds out".

Imagine youre in that situation. Would you rather your friend come up to you and say "look man, I rarely fall in love, but i've fallen for your ex. I've been really struggling with this over the last couple of months and it's caused me so much stress, but i can't stop thinking about her. i love her. but i won't do anything if you don't want me to -- your friendship means more to me than anything, and i wouldn't want to do anything to jeoprodize that." or "did you hear? jak and the manager's daughter are fucking on the side."


 
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What's the point of hot milk
You've never had a glass of warm milk before bed?
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that sounds worse than sheperd's pie
You're literally the worst kind of person.
Literally.
Shepherds pie is great.

No. Shepherds pie is like somebody tipped a bowl of mash into horse shit and served it as a meal. It probably ranks between tuna and pea and ham soup on the disgusting scale. How anyone can consume such culinary diarrhea is beyond me.


And the thought of warm milk is just a major turn off. I once tried to microwave a cup of tea because it went cold and it stank the whole kitchen out.


I guess you could say it's

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not my cup of tea
fucking welshie having wrong opinions


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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
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wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.

Are you talking about how Americans pronounce it Twot? The word's not as big a thing in America and it's generally an odd word for vagina, and I think some people are trying Britishize and failing miserable it because it's a thing said in England much more frequently than America and some Americans are just totally gay for British things.


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i wouldn't care either way, honestly


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And if you're both in highschool and are staying at home for the holidays, why aren't you planning on watching Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown with her as well? Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to throw in From Dusk Till Dawn, either.

Well I mean, best case scenario is that she comes over for a couple of days and we watch my entire Tarantino collection. Starting with Reservoir Dogs all the way to Django (including True Romance). I'm just trying to be realistic -- she has responsibilities, like work, family. She also lives pretty far from me, and I won't have a car during the winter break. The must-watch movies are the ones I listed before.

Ask her to a sleep over now, so she has time to plan for it, then.


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What's the point of hot milk
You've never had a glass of warm milk before bed?
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that sounds worse than sheperd's pie
You're literally the worst kind of person.
Literally.
Shepherds pie is great.

No. Shepherds pie is like somebody tipped a bowl of mash into horse shit and served it as a meal. It probably ranks between tuna and pea and ham soup on the disgusting scale. How anyone can consume such culinary diarrhea is beyond me.


And the thought of warm milk is just a major turn off. I once tried to microwave a cup of tea because it went cold and it stank the whole kitchen out.


I guess you could say it's

Spoiler
not my cup of tea
fucking welshie having wrong opinions

Fuck off you massive English cunt I bet you shop at Asda


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Also if you're going to Europe then visit Wales. It's well cool.
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wales isn't a real country

Jog on you twat we've got fucking castles everywhere. Wales is well good mun.






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Why do Americans pronounce twat so weirdly? It's T W A T, it's not even that hard to say.

Are you talking about how Americans pronounce it Twot? The word's not as big a thing in America and it's generally an odd word for vagina, and I think some people are trying Britishize and failing miserable it because it's a thing said in England much more frequently than America and some Americans are just totally gay for British things.

It sounds so unnatural when they say it. It's perfectly normal over here, it just sounds weird hearing it somewhere else.